eBay tat volume 3.

[R9UKE]

A Category C Polo Harlequin. Got to be one of the easiest repairs of all time seeing as it looked like a fucking Cat C the minute it left the factory.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1996-VOLKSWAG ... 8ad&_uhb=1

 

[R9UKE]

Tax and tested cheap Metro AUTO

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-ROVER-ME ... 93e&_uhb=1

 

[seacow]

It's just a normal 800 isn't it?

Were looking at the sterling name and thinking it was one of the yank ones? Sterling was a special edition name here in the UK.

 

 

That's right sterling was the top of range rover 800 in uk. They were purely called sterling in the us no rover 800

[phil_lihp]

There seems to be a glut of these on ebay right now at ridiculously low prices, hard to see a downside to a good one really other than forgetting where you've parked it every time you go to a supermarket.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-accord-/121036809301?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c2e5b2455

 

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

laguna II

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewit ... 0769558630

 

Petrol turbo this one! Are these less fragile than the dci ones?

No. My dad bought one new and it shit its turbo.

 

However, I'd still take out a payday loan every day to keep something this gorgeous parked outside my front window:

http://item.mobileweb.ebay.co.uk/viewitem?itemId=350666865042

[ruffgeezer]

hard to see a downside to a good one really other than forgetting where you've parked it every time you go to a supermarket.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-accord-/121036809301?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c2e5b2455

 

 

Well that and the smell of stale piss and werthers...

[michael t]

Ugly, yet, FIT http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-480-ES- ... 2578ab4a2a

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-mini- ... 0893013519

 

Check out that bodykit, it just slaps straight on over the front grille so you can never remove it ever again. CLASS. Nice new indicators as well, a classy job all round that.

 

the car is vynil raped so make it hard to see the the big picture

 

The 'big picture' is perfectly clear to me thanks! Its a big jpeg of a horrible old shitheap.

[Cavcraft]

Perhaps he meant 'anally raped' as he was when he bought all the shit for that Mini?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-cx500-t ... 0958849073

 

Look at the state of that fucker.

 

have robin trycycle vin plate that i got with the trike for road registering the way most do but is ready for sva so i was gan to do it that way

 

Is there anything in the SVA manual about having a razor-edged fucking grit bin screwed to the back of a roadgoing vehicle?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-1 ... 0960373383

 

That looks pretty good for £225 BINs

[HereHareHere]

 

The bay is packed to its sagging, hairy tits with Vauxhall V6 auto estates right now. This clean-looking example atones for a shameful trade-off between economy and performance by having a long MOT and costing £450.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Vect ... 4abf7c3791

[RedSparrow]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-cx500-t ... 0958849073

 

Look at the state of that fucker.

 

have robin trycycle vin plate that i got with the trike for road registering the way most do but is ready for sva so i was gan to do it that way

 

Is there anything in the SVA manual about having a razor-edged fucking grit bin screwed to the back of a roadgoing vehicle?

 

I like how he's left the blue rattle can sitting there after touching up the paint for the photos.

 

EDIT: Just seen that it has 24 bids - WTF?!

[John F]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-cx500-t ... 0958849073

 

Look at the state of that fucker.

 

have robin trycycle vin plate that i got with the trike for road registering the way most do but is ready for sva so i was gan to do it that way

 

Is there anything in the SVA manual about having a razor-edged fucking grit bin screwed to the back of a roadgoing vehicle?

 

This is a fucking travesty. The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs. It's anyone's guess how it will cope with that additional mass.

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

Tight wad didn't even buy the paint for this Tripe, it came with his shonky Toyota.

 

[face]

The paint can is in the shot too

[michael t]

Wow, an original, unwankered Nova http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-Vauxhall ... 416f09f8ab

 

the car has been owned by an elderly couple since new and was only used to do the weekly shopping in

Sweeeeeeet

 

[michael t]

This looks like its had a hard and cruel existance http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-DAIHATSU ... 35c22f11db

 

[face]

Smashing cars those 1.4 Nova SRs - even taking into account the plungematic gear change.

[RedSparrow]

I hope someone buys that Nova and locks it away forever so no 17 year old can ruin it.

If I was in the UK still I'd be all over that.

[flat4alfa]

I like how he's left the blue rattle can sitting there after touching up the paint for the photos.

 

EDIT: Just seen that it has 24 bids - WTF?!

OH AND 90 WATCHERS LOL GET BIDDING DONT WANT TO MISS THE OPPURTUNITY AS OFFERS ARE COMING IN

 

 

 

* adds watch *

[Junkman]

This is a fucking travesty.

 

My words precisely.

 

The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs.

 

Regrettably I have to disagree. I'm a Maggot-Cult disciple.

 

 

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

 

Unfortunately, that's indeed the only classy thing on this Maggot sacrilege.

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-cx500-t ... 0958849073

 

Look at the state of that fucker.

 

have robin trycycle vin plate that i got with the trike for road registering the way most do but is ready for sva so i was gan to do it that way

 

Is there anything in the SVA manual about having a razor-edged fucking grit bin screwed to the back of a roadgoing vehicle?

 

This is a fucking travesty. The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs. It's anyone's guess how it will cope with that additional mass.

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

 

 

I wouyld be man if I rocked up to my local line dancing club or Elvis appreciation society in that. I'd need an overweight wife with pink high heels to really complete the look though

[gtd2000]

 

 

That is fucking awesome!

[Junkman]

That is fucking awesome!

 

Not only that. Obviously it also works as intended:

 

[face]

LOLZ!1 at number 2

[Negative Creep]

That is fucking awesome!

 

Not only that. Obviously it also works as intended:

 

 

 

The one on the right looks like she's been playing with felt pens a little too much

[HereHareHere]

 

76k one-owner 2.0 GLX with fsh and a long ticket - prob not quite worth £895, but just look at it shining its sweet little arse off.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Ford-Mon ... 3a7c6557e4

 

 

53k 1.6 with leccy windows & sunroof and a year's ticket. Not quite as ace as that TD estate a few pages back, most significantly in the "absent headlining" dept. £370 with two days left.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-monteg ... 4abf617850

[HereHareHere]

 

This £995 98k V6 looks GR69, and being a main-dealer trade-in may not necessarily be a really stupid idea.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Alfa-Rom ... 416e8c06f8

 

 

These Mk1 Laguna estates look like fuggin half-arsed Motability conversions, and are hence MAGIC. 99k, 1.8, £499 with six months t&t.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-LAGUN ... 3a7c0658ab

[John F]

This is a fucking travesty.

 

My words precisely.

 

The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs.

 

Regrettably I have to disagree. I'm a Maggot-Cult disciple.

 

 

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

 

Unfortunately, that's indeed the only classy thing on this Maggot sacrilege.

 

Hmmm... how much of these ace bikes is still Maggot though, eh?

 

I particularly like the red one, it reminds me of a Guzzi V50 Monza I once had (and thankfully DOESN'T remind me of the god-awful CX500 with barn-door fairing I also once had).