eBay tat volume 3.

[michael t]

This looks like its had a hard and cruel existance http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-DAIHATSU ... 35c22f11db

 

[face]

Smashing cars those 1.4 Nova SRs - even taking into account the plungematic gear change.

[RedSparrow]

I hope someone buys that Nova and locks it away forever so no 17 year old can ruin it.

If I was in the UK still I'd be all over that.

[flat4alfa]

I like how he's left the blue rattle can sitting there after touching up the paint for the photos.

 

EDIT: Just seen that it has 24 bids - WTF?!

OH AND 90 WATCHERS LOL GET BIDDING DONT WANT TO MISS THE OPPURTUNITY AS OFFERS ARE COMING IN

 

 

 

* adds watch *

[Junkman]

This is a fucking travesty.

 

My words precisely.

 

The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs.

 

Regrettably I have to disagree. I'm a Maggot-Cult disciple.

 

 

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

 

Unfortunately, that's indeed the only classy thing on this Maggot sacrilege.

[Negative Creep]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/honda-cx500-t ... 0958849073

 

Look at the state of that fucker.

 

have robin trycycle vin plate that i got with the trike for road registering the way most do but is ready for sva so i was gan to do it that way

 

Is there anything in the SVA manual about having a razor-edged fucking grit bin screwed to the back of a roadgoing vehicle?

 

This is a fucking travesty. The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs. It's anyone's guess how it will cope with that additional mass.

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

 

 

I wouyld be man if I rocked up to my local line dancing club or Elvis appreciation society in that. I'd need an overweight wife with pink high heels to really complete the look though

[gtd2000]

 

 

That is fucking awesome!

[Junkman]

That is fucking awesome!

 

Not only that. Obviously it also works as intended:

 

[face]

LOLZ!1 at number 2

[Negative Creep]

That is fucking awesome!

 

Not only that. Obviously it also works as intended:

 

 

 

The one on the right looks like she's been playing with felt pens a little too much

[HereHareHere]

 

76k one-owner 2.0 GLX with fsh and a long ticket - prob not quite worth £895, but just look at it shining its sweet little arse off.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Ford-Mon ... 3a7c6557e4

 

 

53k 1.6 with leccy windows & sunroof and a year's ticket. Not quite as ace as that TD estate a few pages back, most significantly in the "absent headlining" dept. £370 with two days left.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-monteg ... 4abf617850

[HereHareHere]

 

This £995 98k V6 looks GR69, and being a main-dealer trade-in may not necessarily be a really stupid idea.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Alfa-Rom ... 416e8c06f8

 

 

These Mk1 Laguna estates look like fuggin half-arsed Motability conversions, and are hence MAGIC. 99k, 1.8, £499 with six months t&t.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-LAGUN ... 3a7c0658ab

[John F]

This is a fucking travesty.

 

My words precisely.

 

The loathsome CX500 'Maggot' can barely manage to pull its own weight with any alacrity, or - once it's struggled up to speed - halt its portly progression with those weedy front discs.

 

Regrettably I have to disagree. I'm a Maggot-Cult disciple.

 

 

 

And I've just noticed the overspray around the radiator and carbs / airbox. Mmmm, classy.

 

Unfortunately, that's indeed the only classy thing on this Maggot sacrilege.

 

Hmmm... how much of these ace bikes is still Maggot though, eh?

 

I particularly like the red one, it reminds me of a Guzzi V50 Monza I once had (and thankfully DOESN'T remind me of the god-awful CX500 with barn-door fairing I also once had).

[Cavcraft]

Jesus, that Nova is MEGA fit. It's also 1) not far from here and 2) very close to Furber's ace scrapyard.

 

This era of Farina is surely the greatest? The two tone paint and those rear lights/surrounds are just brill.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nice-austin-c ... 20ce1f8c3e

 

'doesnt include badge bar or tow bar at this buy it now price!'

 

Shove it up your arse.

[RedSparrow]

Meh. I fucking hate those badge bars with owners club badges etc on them. Remind me of the stereotypical classic car show exhibitor.

[Spiny Norman]

Think I'd be more put off by the wavyness of the sills......

[willswitchengage]

FAULTLESS

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2009-RENAULT- ... 3f1fd23a8d

 

THE CAR BENEFITS FROM A FULL RENAULT SERVICE HISTORY CURRENLY WITH 6 STAMPS IN THE BOOK AS DETAILED BELOW:-

 

08/11/2009 - 1ST SERVICE - STONEACRE RENAULT - 18144 MILES

29/06/2010 - 2ND SERVICE - RENAULT OLDHAM - 36257 MILES

17/01/2011 - 3RD SERVICE - STONEACRE RENAULT - 53682 MILES

20/07/2011 - 4TH SERVICE - RENAULT OLDHAM - 71771 MILES

23/01/2012 - 5TH SERVICE - ARNOLD CLARK RENAULT - 88693 MILES

24/08/2012 - 6TH SERVICE - LOOKERS RENAULT - 108024 MILES

 

Renaults are renowned for their reliability and only need servicing every 20,000 miles.

 

I reiterate,

FAULTLESS

 

[skattrd]

Nice little Fiat for a grand, 12 months MOT, couple of months tax.

No idea what special edition Schumacher is though ..

 

 

Series 1 Panda, may be a tad salty at a grand with no MOT, a dodgy carb and a couple of cosmetic issues, but when did you last see another one?

 

[skattrd]

Victor estate, £1500 or best offer.

I can't see this hanging around long

 

[skattrd]

Looking for a small city car, no?

Well how about a gi-normous yank station wagon then?

 

[R9UKE]

 

Renaults are renowned for their reliability and only need servicing every 20,000 miles.

 

 

He can't be serious with that statement? I wonder how many people have spat out their coffee when they've read that while looking for new family transport

[Lacquer Peel]

Looking for a small city car, no?

Well how about a gi-normous yank station wagon then?

 

Plymouth Volare station wagon

 

That's probably about the same size as the current Mondeo estate.

[beko1987]

Looking for a small city car, no?

Well how about a gi-normous yank station wagon then?

 

 

 

Wow! That looks great! Scares the shit out of my wallet though. Would piss the missus off a treat though

[skattrd]

Looking for a small city car, no?

Well how about a gi-normous yank station wagon then?

 

Plymouth Volare station wagon

 

That's probably about the same size as the current Mondeo estate.

 

It's probably dwarfed by the new mini estate as well

[Morgan84]

A plate raped full of rot Farina .... Yes,thats going to be a right money pit

[Cavcraft]

Victor estate, £1500 or best offer.

I can't see this hanging around long

 

 

That's one of those cars that if I'd just sold something for £1500 I'd rush out and buy without thinking about it.

[skattrd]

I'm glad this is on the Isle of Wight otherwise I'd be putting a cheeky bid on this leather clad T5 with full MOT and 3 months tax (£450 no bids 1 day to go)

 

[Spiny Norman]

21 Turbo. Would

 

[wuvvum]

Here is a pair of SEAB Flipper 1s for restoration. I'd never heard of these before. They look like a safe* means of transport.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/327156796.htm?ca=17_s

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-OPEL-KAD ... 1041028543

 

Check the funk outta this brown-ass roundlight KADETT wagon!!!!! Someone has started fitting the inevitable REDTOP but it looks like all theyve done is put it in the hole so you could easily make your own underbonnet arrangements, i'd suggest a complete Tigra 1.4 engine and box set-up.