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Supernaut Rank: Talbot Tagora

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"carbon" wrapped bonnet, shitty wheel trims, and LED DRLs on a Peugeot 806!

 

Terrific / Terrible! [delete as applicable]

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

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"carbon" wrapped bonnet, shitty wheel trims, and LED DRLs on a Peugeot 806!

 

Terrific / Terrible! [delete as applicable]

but nice leaded glass in the porch window

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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Remember the gifted person who used an image of a Mk5 Fiesta buried in the the front of a branch of Specsavers, accompanied by zero correct details for the 1992 Fiesta Automatic they're attempting to sell?

 

They also have this little beauty available.

 

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A truly stellar write-up for this one:

 

"I've put in estimates for some things because it's dark now and I don't want to go outside and look. Also, the person who knows where the documents are is in the shower and I just want to put this up on here asap."

 

Interested parties can drive it away though, right?

 

"...The car was a really good runner until a few months ago when it was parked on our driveway. It should start if there is a charged-up battery in it, but this seems to be beyond us to organise...."

 

Verdict: Struggles with life.

Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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That rather nice Uno a week or so back went at £643. Values may be rising a little bit for these now. Take note FFS.

Ideal for the Duke of Edinburgh.
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They_all_do_that_sir Rank: Renault 16

They_all_do_that_sir

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The rare 4-door prototype, presumably?

 

Ford teamed up with yamaha for the 1.7 zetec, is this an attempt at a similar pairing between Peugeot and kawasaki?

 

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Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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Nice one guys, this has been a right laugh this afternoon / evening. This thread never gets tired.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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118 188, how may I help?

 

Hi, my boyfriend said I need to trim my Beetle bonnet bush, can you help?

 

Putting you through to the Car Catapult Company, all calls terminate in Dumfries and cost 99p per second...

 

 

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Left a bit, right a bit SPROINGGGGGGGGGGGGG. Yep, that's got the bastard

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Beetle-Fibreglass-Full-SIze-Shell-Replica-/182279386127?hash=item2a70b2b40f:g:81EAAOSwFe5X1uB6

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

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200 pound spares or despair allegro


Princess Anne's Spitting Image likeness had one of those, you know.

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RoadworkUK Rank: Lancia Gamma

RoadworkUK

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He was trying to photograph the 5 Series in the background.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Even more disappointing about that 205 is the fact the Great Talbot cloth worms haven't eaten the interior yet.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I've just done a keyword search for STUNNING, here are some results:

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-Punto-1-2-8v-Active-1own-56K-LOOKS-STUNNING-IN-BLACK-/302054420433

 

Completely forgettable Punto with pound shop trimz - LOOKS STUNNING IN BLACK

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/STUNNING-LOOKING-WELL-CARED-ROVER-45-iE-AC-5-SPEED-LUXURY-SEDAN-NO-RESERVE-/201655249280

 

Not-at-all pretentious wannabe dealer 'Distinctive-Marques' is selling this 'STUNNING LUXURY SEDAN' lower-mid-spec Rover 45 Hatch with just 108k on the clock, off his driveway for a mere £900. STUNNING!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PINK-CONVERTIBLE-Vauxhall-Astra-1997-/222243554384

 

What self-respecting air-headed gyppo bint wouldnt want to be seen in this STUNNING pink astra with retrimmed seats and custom tide mark?

 

 

pink love hearts on the back seats with matching hand break and gear trim and doors .   pink seat belts,  pink stereo  ,  alloy wheels

STUNNING !

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-JAGUAR-X-TYPE-V6-SPORT-17-ALLOYS-GREAT-LOOKING-CAR-/322257809430

 

Good heavens!! Thats attractive!!!

 

 

READ THE LISTING FOR MORE INFORMATION

 

Wow thanks for that brilliant tip, I could have missed out if I had not known to read the text that my eyes are actually pointing at now

 

 

IT NEEDS A REAR NEARSIDE WHEEL BEARING AND THE SEALS ON THE POWER STEERING PUMP NEED REPLACING DUE TO IT JUDDERING WHEN PARKING ONLY (COMMON FAULT) A NEW PUMP IS £40-70

 

Just STUNNING

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Seat-Toledo-2002-Spares-or-repairs-/262613449875

 

 

stunning alloy wheels,these are DOTZ 17" porsche replicas these do need a tidy up though but were purchased at £948

 

Money well spent - they are 100% STUNNING! Has he got them on the wrong side of the car though? They look like theyre going to be turning the wrong way to me. Still STUNNING obvs.

 

I could go on, etc

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