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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-BRITISH-LEYLAND-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1500-SPECIAL-LE-TARA-GREEN-65K-3-OWNERS-/112091104804?hash=item1a19268624:g:3VUAAOSw-itXrOwW

 

i like the look of this very, very much, even with a dent in the drivers door. Tara green, what a fab colour!!

 

it has been watch-listed, and not only it is one of the very best BL colours, but it has its stripy seats! and get this, its only got a rev counter.....

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Check out this filth

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/311671703556

 

One-owner-from-new, LHD Yank spec (is it just me or does the front bumper stick out more than normal? plus - check out the integrated side repeaters!!!) V6 Saab 900!!!!! Aircon is bust but otherwise looks shit hot and deliciously pointless.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That green Allegro is beyond gorgeous, and thats coming from someone who hates Allegros

scdan4 Rank: Citroen Ami

scdan4

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re that hideous kit car ...

 

 Power commander and retard eliminator will make it even quicker depending how brave you are.

 

What on earth does that mean?

 

Power commanders are plug in remaps for motorbikes. (respected and effective). Retard eliminator will switch off a 'safety' device that retards the ignition to make it slower/safer sometimes. (e.g.  first and second gear to stop you firing yourself off the back of the bike, or top gear as a speed limiter) 

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Nissan Micra Ally - Is it the rare but superior military edition?

 

One of my nephews has one. It's unbreakable.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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{ring ring}

 

Hello? He-llo? He-lllo-hoh?

 

(FFS, it's that twat again)

 

Now look, before you ask, yes we DO do anything, just get on with it, for crying out loud.

 

Ok, from left to right I'd like....Cliff Richard, Danny Dyer, the bastard lovechild of Ann Frank and Mo from The Stooges, Compo, Janet Jackson, Kenneth Williams, Ross Kemp and then Ollie Murs biting Dame Vera Lynn's nits out of her head as Little Richard and the coach driver from The Italian Job look on.

 

No fucking problem, me old teapot

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-transit-sport-day-van-customised-/322208682171?hash=item4b052250bb:g:8h8AAOSwXrhXmmdW

 

 

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timolloyd Rank: Citroen Ami

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I'd like to go up to the owner of that Transit abomination and, while knocking on his forehead shout 'hello, McFly?! Think McFly, think!'

But he'd probably enjoy that and think I was interested.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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This geezer is advertising his art work in exchange for a boat. Best of fucking luck trying to get a swap for anything other than a one man, shop soiled rubber dinghy from Rhyl market for a picture of a man about to get a blow job off Zoidberg from Futurama

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Painting-s-for-boat-/282126303967?hash=item41b009c2df:g:2s0AAOSw0fhXlKNs

 

 

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