eBay tat volume 3.

[Jon]

Another week, another desirable, unmolested 3 door Chevette in NZ.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/vauxhall/auction-1119399188.htm

 

How great would that look parked next to my Commodore, which is a mere 145 number plate numbers younger?

 

[Jon]

The late Rod Hull is obviously getting a hard time off Emu for selling his Tobacco Triumph:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/Browse/Listing.aspx?id=1115730187

[Jon]

Obviously no-one's told the seller of this V8 P6 that well framed shots of a car just aren't cricket.

 

 

Not sure if this actually is an orange interior but it appears so in this shot:

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/rover/auction-1119216138.htm

[Jon]

2 things I like about this Old Wolzer:

 

 

1) Rear end giffer adornments.

 

 

 

2) Dash that looks like a steampunk rendition of a human skeleton.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/other/auction-1118856935.htm

[oldcars]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Morris-Mini-Clubman-/142042377852

 

OK, ready?

 

Really?

 

OK...

 

I go past this when visiting my parents, its looked really rough for a few years now.

[Jon]

I'll have to stop posting up images of British cars, since they'd now cost another 10% to repatriate compared to a fortnight ago. 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/rover/auction-1118629555.htm

 

Actually, that probably a bit academic, as who'd want to fork out 1100 squandoolies (before shipping) on a 2600 auto?

[Jon]

A 2 inch drop and the application of widened Falcon 12 hole steels do make this Hilux (Lolux?) look pretty purposeful.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/toyota/auction-1118293113.htm

 

By purposeful, I obviously mean 'unable to function as a commercial vehicle anymore'. Still quite like it, though.

[Jon]

Here's the antidote to that Hilux, a rather natty shorty Holden Rodeo with excellent wheels, a useful side entry canopy and a seller that's quite literally a massive ballbag.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/holden/auction-1118172133.htm

[Jon]

Another example of a colour making a car:

 

 

 

Or rather, 3 colours making a car; orange, purple and brown. Could you imagine how terrible a modern Mercedes saloon would look painted orange?

 

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/mercedesbenz/auction-1118189811.htm

[cort16]

I just can't get on with that VDP front end. We laugh at the mitsuoka's for being a parody of a Jags but BL was well ahead of that game by creating a parody of one of it's own cars 20 odd years before.

I think a VDP interior in a decent normal Allegro would be a much better mix.

[Supernaut]

I'd drive that blue LoLux, it's awesome.

[Negative Creep]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-4X4-OVERLANDER-EXPEDITION-CAMPER-3LT-D-AUTO-/122033951205

[Felly Magic]

Here's the antidote to that Hilux, a rather natty shorty Holden Rodeo with excellent wheels, a useful side entry canopy and a seller that's quite literally a massive ballbag.

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/holden/auction-1118172133.htm

Also known as a Bedford Brava pickup, another badge engineered Isuzu

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

no mot

 

the car comes with no service history as it was bought on the back of a bereavement but looking around the car you can tell it has been cared for in a very good manner.

 
 
Reason(s) for failure
Indicator switch faulty (1.4.A.1)
Nearside Windscreen wiper blade insecure (8.2.2)
Offside Windscreen wiper blade insecure (8.2.2)
Offside Rear Tyre tread depth below requirements of 1.6mm (4.1.E.1)
Nearside rear parking brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.6a)
Offside rear parking brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.6a)
Nearside rear brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.5a)
Offside rear brake recording little or no effort (3.7.B.5a)
Exhaust system not adequately supported (7.1.1)
Nearside Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Nearside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Offside Front Brake pipe excessively corroded (3.6.B.2c)
Centre Brake pipe inadequately clipped (3.6.B.1)
Parking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)

Advisory notice item(s)
Nearside Front Brake hose has slight corrosion to ferrules (3.6.B.4e)
Offside Front Brake hose has slight corrosion to ferrules (3.6.B.4e)
Offside Front Suspension arm rubber bush deteriorated but not resulting in excessive movement (2.4.G.2)
BOTH FRONT TYERS PERISHING!
Fuel pipe/s corroded
OIL FILTER CORRODED!
 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C731291

[skattrd]

Vehicle driven from India in 2002 and has been in Garage ever since

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Premier-Padnini-Deluxe-/162124469214?

[For Fiats Sake]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Premier-Padnini-Deluxe-/162124469214?

Driven from India?  Is it an aqua car?

[Dick Cheeseburger]

Some gr7 rot on this one, similar to my old F plate mk4 which I owned 10 years ago. Oh, and "the brake pipe has snapped', so you won't be able to drive it.

Bonus owner penis covering number plates, if you like that sort of thing. Number plate is F424 DAK according to the final photo, so that's good then.

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/232005595115

[cort16]

fix

that

NUMBER PLATE!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-cortina-mk5-/182197438982?hash=item2a6bd04a06:g:U08AAOSwwo1XfWsN

[cort16]

This xr4x4 doesn't look to shabby for the money. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Sierra-XR4X4-2-8-project-long-Mot-Retro-barnfind-/262509131527?hash=item3d1ec37707:g:PtkAAOSw2GlXI3ZO

[andy18s]

[cort16]

ZR Dizzle Van

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-0TD-MG-ZR-MGZR-EXPRESS-VAN-RARE-6-MONTH-MOT-MODIFIED-/282093027149?hash=item41ae0dff4d:g:VrgAAOSwgY9Xfiru

[cort16]

7 seater CUBE

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/nissan-cube-cubic-7seater-6speed-button-shift-fresh-import-auto-LOW-MILEAGE-/222177729752?hash=item33bad31cd8:g:I-kAAOSwEjFXfA6v

[cort16]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rare-1986-Toyota-Celica-2-0ltr-GT-Manual-/272297373071?hash=item3f66302d8f:g:zcwAAOSwJblXAhdB

[Cavcraft]

SPUNK TRUMPET EXHAUST

 

 

 

 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-106xs-goldigger-custom-showcar-6500w-ice-twin-flame-throwers-No-swap-/152158526441?hash=item236d5adbe9:g:znoAAOSwhOVXfl7r

 

 

'twin flame throwers'

 

​Q) Can you aim them at the petrol tank?

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-FB-ESTATE-MILD-CUSTOM-/262514315110?hash=item3d1f128f66:g:nB8AAOSwZ1BXfnP4

[Jon]

I just can't shake these S1 Land Rovers out of my head - I've a serious bout of want for one, even more than an early Mini Moke, which was my previous fixation.

 

 

 

 

I'd make it my mission in life to retain all its shabiness, except of course for this shiz:

 

 

Which is why, even at a (sadly now) bargainous £1400 BIN, I'm out before I'm even in. )-:

 

http://www.trademe.co.nz/motors/used-cars/land-rover/auction-1119576280.htm

[Cavcraft]

Hello, Stupid & Co?

 

'ANYTHING AT ALL I want?'

 

Fire away, sir

 

'Ok, I want Michael Jackson sitting astride a F1 car with melted tyres...'

 

Piece of fakking cake, me old china

 

'...and George Michael looking lovingly at a giant glass arse plug'  

 

​

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-NAVARA-DIE-HARD-CUSTOM-VEHICLE-/142037147789?hash=item211212e08d:g:2n0AAOSwjXRXb632

 

[greengartside]

Hello, Stupid & Co?

 

'ANYTHING AT ALL I want?'

 

Fire away, sir

 

'Ok, I want Michael Jackson sitting astride a F1 car with melted tyres...'

 

Piece of fakking cake, me old china

 

'...and George Michael looking lovingly at a giant glass arse plug'  

 

I'm fucking crying. You're on top form Billeh!

 

Thank you for my new sig too!

[Junkman]

I just can't shake these S1 Land Rovers out of my head - I've a serious bout of want for one, even more than an early Mini Moke, which was my previous fixation.

 

I feel your pain. I'm a closet OLLI too.

[pompei]

I think those Cubes are dead cool  -  it's just that I'd want more than 1.4 on a semi gearbox.