Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-RENAULT-EXTRA-WHITE-VAN-MOTORHOME-CAMPER-WHEELCHAIR-ACCESS-/222086830889?hash=item33b5681b29:g:sVMAAOSwYmZXD68Z 'please don't arrive here ST10 1EQ hoping to take the family off to Rhyl next weekend in it' I'd rather spend a month in this on a layby outside a nuclear power plant than a weekend in Rhyl. andrew e, Lacquer Peel and doobietoo 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 a 4.0 litre XJS with no MOT, WCPGW..... actually i really would love one of these, it is one of the only facelifts that look better than the original. i think its beautiful... xtriple, dome and DeeJay 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Come on little ones, I've got sweeties in my pocket http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/152043291340?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT danthecapriman 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-75-2-0-CDT-with-Personalised-Number-Plate-Included-worth-400-/262387088639?hash=item3d177d3cff:g:TicAAOSwv~xXD6be 'Personalised Plate included' I wonder what it is, because it sure as hell isn't the one on the car at the minute. Jerzy Woking 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 ^^but charlie says....... MEoawamoaow-moeaowwe! Coprolalia 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Cheeky bid on this(if anyone asked, it was a raffle) mmmm comfy It starts and runes just fine and the engine is as sweet as a nut. I fitted new glow plugs and a starter to it two weeks ago it has had a recent aultnator and an oil change,, The bad bits it blows out water. I have given it a block test and it shows no sign of head gasket problems but it has a blockage sumwere and i have no moor time to spend on it There is a small fuel leak but as yet i have not looked to find it. its just a clean car with M.O.T till march next year just to good to throw away,. plus it has new tyres on the back and almost new on the front a great project for someone who knows wot that are doing If you're capable of changing glow plugs and alternator then surely you can do a coolant flush. Chances of HGF being the culprit?http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/331828189657?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT dome 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 £750 for about £43's worth of scrap... http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-400-RECOVERY-TRUCK-2-4-TDI-spare-and-repair-/252355502587?hash=item3ac18f61fb:g:NZsAAOSwBnVW9ALl 'after that diesel thing i got this problem' Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Grim. Currently 99p Photography award winner? Izuzu engine ( the strong one) . Not many owners and is surprisingly good condition but it has failed the mot and we just dont have time to repair it, Its too good to break and starts and runs fine. Needs a little bit of welding and the rear brakes are inbalanced and a couple of other small bits ( i dont have the failure sheet in front of me so im doing this from memory!) http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/222081917860?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT MOT history of this vehicleTest date23 February 2016Test ResultFailOdometer reading108,898 milesMOT test number2328 5097 1995Reason(s) for failureParking brake: efficiency below requirements (3.7.B.7)offside rear Seat belt retracting mechanism defective (5.2.5b)Fuel pipe insecure fuel hose rubbing steering rack (7.2.1)Power steering component(s) leaking steering rack (2.3.3b)nearside rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)offside front inner Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded arch (2.4.A.3)offside rear outer Suspension component mounting prescribed area is excessively corroded (2.4.A.3)Trailer electrical socket (13 pin) not operating the trailer lamps as intended (1.9.4)nearside Headlamp aim too low (1.Drivers seat fore and aft adjustment mechanism not functioning as intended. (6.2.A.3)nearside rear Brakes imbalanced across an axle (3.7.B.5b)Advisory notice item(s)Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 10mm circle within zone 'A' (8.3.1a)offside front outer Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)nearside rear Brake pipe slightly corroded (3.6.B.2c)offside rear Suspension spring mounting prescribed area is corroded but not considered excessive (2.4.A.3)battery flatoffside rear Shock absorber has a light misting of oil (2.7.3) Lacquer Peel 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Jaguar-XJ12-Sovereign-/141951269860?hash=item210cf47be4:g:flcAAOSwWBJXBRp6 this seems to be realistically priced, so i wonder just how bad a car it is? the series 3 i my preferred version of the XJ6/XJ12 perfect to pretend that you are- Banger Kenny and danthecapriman 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Save it from a cut spring and brillo pad future http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252349521757?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT Lacquer Peel and MarvinsMom 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Negative Creep Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I was walking home past the Suzuka* GP circuit earlier and spotted this track day car. Sadly I cannot confirm about the LED door handles Reg Bolleaux. I wanted a head on but the driver was eyeballing me whilst he waited to get on track* As seen in the eBay thread: http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/astra-track-car-modified-road-legal-long-mot-fun-to-drive-very-reliable-/252347810899 So his "track car" basically amounts to an air filter, cheap springs and the rear seats taken out of a 1.8 shopping car. Bet those Caterham and Westfield drivers must be quaking Aston Martin and andrew e 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-RENAULT-MEGANE-RXE-2-0-SCENIC-GREEN-/282004674242?hash=item41a8c9d6c2:g:2SkAAOSwhDdXD5m5 Looks truly awful and doesn't run. andrew e 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 £499 currently on this SORN Seat Marbella. 40k on the clock, 850cc OHV, 4-speed. Bang tidy. Warning: Ad rivals War and Peacehttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121950347415?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT Aston Martin, strangeangel, Lacquer Peel and 3 others 6 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 WAHEY! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ROVER-90-GENUINE-BARN-FIND-CLASSIC-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/282004670326?hash=item41a8c9c776:g:72IAAOSw3mpXD5hD mouseflakes, Lacquer Peel, Coprolalia and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
rantingYoof Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 The Government's MOT history site is making it so fucking difficult for people to bullshit a fucked car out of their life. It's magnificent. Cavcraft, wuvvum, Quiller and 9 others 12 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Metro Vanden Plas 1275 Seller sounds a decent enough chap. I'm a mini enthusiast and I originally acquired for its engine. However it didn't need much for an MOT and so since November last year I've been using it as my daily driver and have enjoyed every mile. In November I'm not going to have the heart to dismantle when so few remain and with the attention it gets everywhere I stop. Its worse than a mini for attention and you'll soon find out how many of your neighbours also had one. Loving the interior http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/272207252909?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT Jim Bergerac, MarvinsMom and FakeConcern 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I would roll in this. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/301925153994?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT 11001010, spartacus, Supernaut and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Very pretty. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/182090952199?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT brickwall, anonymous user and richardmorris 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Kia Sportage in 2.0 petrol form. Futureshire? http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/401102921637?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT Good option instead of a 2wd Freelander with a fucked diff? HA! Think again! Runs as a 2 Wheel Drive Only at the moment as i had the free wheeling hub removed from the front drivers side as it was faulty and expensive to buy new from Kia .If the hub can be bought off a breakers then you would have 4 wheel drive back and very straightforward to replace.It drives fine and will not fail MOT on th brickwall and Lacquer Peel 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I really must get round to buying one of these one day. Heard they're desperately slow, but I reckon they're so ace it doesn't actually matter. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-BSA-BANTAM-BARN-FIND-BLUE-/131781039170?hash=item1eaec31442:g:gvsAAOSwubRXDlgm anonymous user, mercrocker and garethj 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 GRDTBooooossst! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252354423194?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT M'coli, Supernaut and Lacquer Peel 3 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 I had an ambulance bodied Leyland FG as a teenager with a plan to turn it into a camper. Cracked block, terminal chassis rust and fucked brakes put paid to that idea. http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/322067837786?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT Parked up about 30 years ago and at the time the engine was running fine laser wheels, garethj, strangeangel and 4 others 7 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Cavcraft Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 That 944 looks ace! http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-480-turbo-/331831349734?hash=item4d42b091e6:g:eQMAAOSwUUdXD3GU brickwall, Banger Kenny, Aston Martin and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 £400 currently with MOT. The ad is a full detailed life history of car and owner.http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/111967205241?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT strangeangel, brickwall, Banger Kenny and 2 others 5 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Stock up on MIG wire for this Cunt....ryman http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252351253073?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT strangeangel and mouseflakes 2 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Another 21 Savanna. This ones much cheaper though. mouseflakes 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Check out this steaming pile of shit VAUXHALL DIS-ASTRA!Here is our Vauxhall Astra home made pick up we used it for collecting logs and general field work last year since then we have bought a tractor and no longer need this. This is a wonderful contraption but since being parked up the fuel pump has packed up and it will no longer start, engine is good (1.4 petrol) gear box good, got a good set of alloys and nice tires, windscreen is also good, so good for parts or banger racing etc... We also still have the tailgate which has rear windscreen. Please note buyer MUST remove whole vehicle by trailer or truck, and I don't want people coming and pulling bits off it in my drive, thanks. First person with £25 can have the lot http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/172147460474?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT brickwall 1 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
MarvinsMom Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/54-Jaguar-XJ-Series-3-0-Auto-XJ6-SE-Damaged-Salvage-Repairable-/191832959064?hash=item2caa22a858:g:QJkAAOSwyjBW8X6Z this keeps winking at me. it is a insurance write off though. a second hand wing is £120-odd and a headlamp unit is £35-ish. the grill though is a cool £100-£150-odd i would though hope that the bumper and bonnet are undamaged. or that they would repair? Aston Martin, richardmorris, brickwall and 1 other 4 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Coprolalia Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 Beautiful £1850 BINhttp://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/252333716823?_trksid=p2060353.m1438.l2649&ssPageName=STRK%3AMEBIDX%3AIT MarvinsMom, brickwall, xtriple and 7 others 10 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
Hertz Posted April 14, 2016 Share Posted April 14, 2016 He's back with another belter. skattrd, Cavcraft, danthecapriman and 5 others 8 Link to comment Share on other sites More sharing options...
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