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SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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I like older BMs, and will often try to defend them but this looks shit. It's never going to be like an original M3, it's almost impossible to market a car like that these days, encumbered as they are by air bags, ABS, power steering, air con, electric windows all round etc, etc.

And the engine, fucking woeful, didn't they learn about aluminium liners ages ago, what with the nicasil issues. The power output is hopeless, BMW marketing should be embarrassed to advertise that with less than 100 bhp per litre.

I'd be genuine happy for somebody to tell me that it drives like a modern day e30 M3 and dances across the road at the mildest twitch of the wheel with a compliancy that defies belief...

But with all that lard and 18" wheels, I doubt it.

I don't think that car exists because of reasons of marketing, more that BMW had to do it because of BMW Motorsports activities. It was also priced cheaper than a standard one, probably to help shift them as fast as possible.

 

But then only BMW could get away with their customers in selling something that obviously wasn't intended for normal road use and get away with it! I bet the BMW marketing bods are paid a fair few pennies - and to be fair, look like BMW get theirs money worth out of them!

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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It's certainly interesting in a wouldn't want to own one kind of way. Like the Laguna and the IDE engines.

 

I picked at random from all the ones on sale on ebay

 

 

120,000 MILES WITH FULL BMW SERVICE HISTORY 

NEW ENGINE FITTED 30,000 MILES AGO AT BMW COSTING OVER £8000

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-BMW-320-SI-BLACK-ONLY-500-MADE-FOR-UK-MARKET-/252327486609?hash=item3abfe3e491:g:h5EAAOSwAuNW78E3

 

and...

 

 

 

These engines suffered with poor engine blocks that failed. But not this one. It has recently had a new BMW genuine modified block and Pistons  installed with no cost spared. £2700 spent on new engine and chains. 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-E90-320si-M-sport-limited-edition-/322064487538?hash=item4afc8a1472:g:KwgAAOSw5VZXBB9c

lesapandre Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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In the local breakers - Rover hearse not being broken £750...not sure of MoT status etc. Poor pic it was raining. Second pic is their advert cab with contact number -for some reason comes out upside down- these are nice guys located Norwood London. Enjoy.

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barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Checkout the background of the Visa van .... Visa van collector and number plate fetishist.

 

That's the guy I got my Visa from, he's a proper Visa licker and has loads dotted around, plus a nice triton green BX TZi estate and a Maestro van

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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HOLY SHIT that Mini is unbelievable!!!!! How are you supposed to press that brake pedal exactly? Fucking squash it

cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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It's the cupboard door hinges on the a pillar. I mean..

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Can you imagine what a massive bell end you'd look like leaning forward to tap out your flippin CV or whatever on that stupid dash-mounted computer while your mate drove round the industrial estate. The mind boggles

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Hope you've all had at least three hours since you last had food

 

 

 

$_84.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UPGRADE-to-2006-SPORT-UNIQUE-RANGE-ROVER-CUSTOM-1996-LPG-4-0-Engine-Gbox-Rebuilt-/131782474208?hash=item1eaed8f9e0:g:nVgAAOSw7KJXEQfW

 

 

Christ alone knows WTF those murals are supposed to be, but it looks absolutely and utterly shit.

 

 

'I am often stopped and complimented on what a nice car this is.'

 

Bollocks.

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