eBay tat volume 3.

[cort16]

MG Van!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2003-MG-ZR-EXPRESS-105-VAN-/121936324428?hash=item1c63f8a74c:g:AE8AAOSwdU1W9nKb

[Junkman]

 

I love these holy Alfas

 

 

EFA

[Junkman]

That "camper" is spectacularly hopeless.

 

 

I like that "Royal" bit, though.

[JayW]

does this not sweeten the deal?

 

 

No didn't think so

 

Only if she's got an 18 year old daughter that can join me in the back while mum holds the camcorder...

[cort16]

450 quid newish shape Magentis with a years mot. Before Kia went all la de da.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/kia/kia-magentis-2006-full-year-mot/1161520244

[Skizzer]

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C725094

 

Cor.  Low miles, chock full of 80s body graphics, monotrace seats, named after France's answer to Brighton, change from £1500 even without haggling.  Winner.  Just needz trimz.

[Christine]

does this not sweeten the deal? 

 

 

No didn't think so

 

 

Comes with 2 spare tyres

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VOLVO-144-DL-YELLOW-GARAGED-SINCE-1993-/201548714056

 

 

GARAGED SINCE 1993

 

 

IT HAS LOTS OF SERVICE HISTORY

 

Which is really important for a car sitting for almost a quarter century.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-cavalier-mk1-barn-find-/301908772935

 

 

if u would like to know moor call...

 

Yeah, I'd actually like to know which moor it was parked in for the past 30 odd years.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NO-RESERVE-1961-Buick-Lesabre-pillarless-American-classic-muscle-6-5-litre-/331813170406

 

 

I was going to lower it and fit American Racing wheels

 

I was going to kick your fucking teeh in, if you mouthbreather have any.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TRIUMPH-2000-Mk1-SALOON-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-PROJECT-/222065045045

 

Don't you even think about painting it!

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-F-PEUGEOT-504-DIESEL-PICKUP-1-OWNER-54K-MOT-V5-RETRO-PROJECT-/121935870499

 

This listing is for a retro classic pickup.

 

Oh, is that what it is?

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Chrysler-valiant-v200-signet-1967-rhd-mopar-3-8-manual-dodge-/252332810932

 

 

ive owned this beauty for nearly 3 years

 

Workshy mope.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Nova-1-2-Merit-3-lady-owners-42000-miles-on-the-clock-/172146905796

 

 

3 lady owners

 

So it needs the dents repaired, the wafer thin brakes replaced, the tar scraped out of the sump, the tracking aligned, the tyres properly inflated, ten pounds of muck removed from the interior, a vulgarlourian cleansing and a thorough desinfection and fumigation. Oh, and a clutch.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-mark-3-barn-find-/301908818965

 

 

Posts to:

United Kingdom, United States, Australia

 

Yeah, there are ovals in all three.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-CHRYSLER-IMPERIAL-LE-BARON-440-V8-AUTO-/152029012602

 

 

CHRYSLER IMPERIAL

 

That's not what it is, you stupid git.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1968-ROVER-P6-SERIES-1-2000-LONG-MOT-TAX-EXEMPT-NO-RESERVE-/231890643927

 

 

can carry four adults in comfort

 

Yeah, as long as two of them are children, that is.

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-GRANADA-GL-1990-2LTR-PETROL-ELECTRIC-WINDOWS-POWER-STEERING-NO-MOT-/172146926972

 

Needs a bit of fettling, though:

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1985-BMW-525-E-AUTO-BRONZE-/272187129937

 

 

The interior has been changed

 

 

Indeed:

 

[Junkman]

A beige Sprint!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/triumph-dolomite-sprint-good-condition-but-not-perfect-full-m-o-t-now-ready-/182063120750

 

Want level critical.

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/renault-espace-2004-automatic-diesel-moted-taxed-low-millage-7-seater-swaps-/322052836892?hash=item4afbd84e1c:g:PH8AAOSwJQdW9qRo

 

 

'selling for friend , call /text jonny...'

 

 

 

Seller information

jonnytubs (309 )

 

   

 

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-topolino-c-/262353693260

 

 

I've had it for two years in the hope of fixing it up.

 

Cars don't get fixed by hoping, you daft pillock.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Leyland-Roadtrain-Tractor-Unit-Classic-Vintage-Rare-Truck-Lorry-Artic-Restoraton-/201549408124?hash=item2eed47e77c:g:tk4AAOSwZ8ZW9qcs

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-ROVER-214-SI-GREEN-GREY-ONLY-29000-Miles-/172147522680

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-VOLVO-740-GL-AUTO-BLACK-/121936323329

 

 

 

Paid 1000 for it and spent another 100 ish on stickers and the board.

So money back is all im after.

 

Any questions?

 

Yes, actually. Would you mind to remove the stickers and the board to save me 100 quid?

[Cheggers]

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 2:56 PM, said:

 

 

 

 

I was going to kick your fucking teeh in, if you mouthbreather have any.

 

 

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 2:58 PM, said:

 

 

 

Don't you even think about painting it!

 

 

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 3:00 PM, said:

 

 

 

Oh, is that what it is?

 

 

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 3:14 PM, said:

 

 

 

 

Workshy mope.

 

 

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 3:33 PM, said:

 

 

 

 

That's not what it is, you stupid git.

 

 

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 3:37 PM, said:

 

 

 

 

Yeah, as long as two of them are children, that is.

 

 

Junkman, on 26 Mar 2016 - 4:04 PM, said:

 

 

 

 

Cars don't get fixed by hoping, you daft pillock.

 

 

I think someone needs a hug

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-250-restoration-project-/231891250222

 

 

 

Rare rear engine prototype

 

OK, I made that up.

[Junkman]

The sky is not the limit.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-CHEVROLET-GMC-CHEVY-G20-II-DAY-VAN/291717888992

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Triumph-Vitesse-/121936392392

 

 

would be an ideal restoration for the right person

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-sierra-please-read-full-description-/322052778037

 

 

please read full description

 

Don't. Just don't.

 

In a nutshell: