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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-TOYOTA-LITEACE-DIESEL-RED-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-EXPORT-PROJECT-CAMPER-RETRO-/121928840216

$_57.JPG

 

 

No key, no logbook

 

 

Bidders with feedback below 50 please contact me before bidding

 

Are you fucking kidding me, you dishonest, spineless crook?

Pull the finger out of your hackneyed arsehole and get the paperwork sorted and a bloody key made, before you ask me for any proof of my honesty, you idly sluggard!

 

What the bloody fuck is wrong with the English?

  • eddyramrod, strangeangel, mercrocker and 1 other
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Sudsprint

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Children, would you like a bedtime story...

 

 

''.. the farmer I bought it from lived in lands-end which is the very top of Scotland And very very remote (especially in 1976) and he told me it was his fathers who bought it brand new from a car garage that had just got Audi status all those years ago and was the first person to buy a Audi from there as he was a very wealthy farmer.
 
He drove it around wick (which is a very very scarce place and no roads or anything) and then parked it up 4 years later in a barn and left it ever since. 
 
The carpets and seats have no wear on them or anything like that it's just a bit dusty after being sat for sooo long over the years. ''
 
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