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Ross_K

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I don't recall ever seeing one of these before.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-EXECUTIVE-1-8-TURBO-I-WHITE-CA18ET-VERY-RARE-ZX-/160898671136

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OMG IT GAS A PRIVATE PLATE VALUED AT £1,000,000 THAT NEARLY SAYS 'BELL END'

 

I dont know why he is not using that as a selling point. Its about as good as this one:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEX-Sexy-Private-Number-Plate-RUDE-FUNNY-JOKE-STUD-NAUGHTY-Fun-Fees-Included-/390489794710

$(KGrHqF,!iME+Qrcphh,BP6DM8rSoQ~~60_12.JPG

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Never heard of one of these:

 

2001 RENAULT BROWN

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wifes redundancy forces sale

 

That's a shame..

 

can't swap or van cos of ebay rules but if you buy mine i'll buy yours test drive.

 

I take it that she was not an English teacher or a Photographer then as if she was, it might have been a good idea to get her to do the advert?

 

To be honest though, Helen Keller could have made a better job of that advert.

gimble Rank Morris Ital

gimble

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what a twonk :D are these people for real :shock:

 

prairie.jpg

 

 

Now that is propper mind numbing, almost unbelievable piece of fkin SHIT I do indeed despair :shock: this takes the phrase moronic idiot to a whole new level

oooohhhhh dear :cry:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Brilliant stuff, why don't we just dedicate the whole pissing thread to one car? :roll:

aldo135 Rank: Citroen Ami

aldo135

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Our mates purple Helmet again. I remember posting this up on here at least a year ago and laughing at the ridiculous price, admittedly I think it was more than the £2500 it is now

 

Just looked at his ebay shop - full of bargains! £2695 for an ital? £3995 for an orion? £4995 for an '04 Freelander? Haha the guy's a comedy genius!

drum Rank: Renault 16

drum

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Wasn't sure where I'd share this little gem of an ad so I've put it on this thread

Looking for a mechanic doing a homer...

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /112934946

 

I have a few jobs that I need doing on my Corsa.

 

I am looking for someone with experience to fit and seal side trims on.

 

Someone to supply and fit a joiner sleeve to my exhaust middle and backbox.

 

Someone to seal a loose wing mirror

 

And finally someone to fit carbon wrap onto my bonnet ( carbon wrap in possession)

 

If you think you are able to do these jobs then email in the first instance with your estimate for each job or a ball park figure.

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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If only there were some kind of building where you could drive your car and pay a qualified person to fix it for you. That said, I need to find someone who would like to get my Yugo running........

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Thats brilliant!!!! The bit about the carbon wrap is fantastic, you couldnt make it up. Basically he's been to halfords and bought his carbon wrap, but thats totaly exhausted his fucking brain, so from that point onwards all he can do is send an electronic 'message in a bottle' asking if someone can just come round his house and just sort everything out for him. Mind boggling

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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Wasn't sure where I'd share this little gem of an ad so I've put it on this thread
Looking for a mechanic doing a homer...

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /112934946

 

I have a few jobs that I need doing on my Corsa.

 

I am looking for someone with experience to fit and seal side trims on.

 

Someone to supply and fit a joiner sleeve to my exhaust middle and backbox.

 

Someone to seal a loose wing mirror

 

And finally someone to fit carbon wrap onto my bonnet ( carbon wrap in possession)

 

If you think you are able to do these jobs then email in the first instance with your estimate for each job or a ball park figure.

 

You see where he's made his mistake is hoping for just one person to do all this, a Superman if you will, I think he'd be better off advertising for 4 cack-handed artisans to come round and bastardise his Corsa.

Doctormop Rank: BL Wedge

Doctormop

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Have we had this yet?

A VX490, FE 5 speeder don't ya know!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1978-Vauxhall ... 9601060%26

 

 

(Must admit its making things happen in my Jockey shorts, never gave these a second look 20 years ago but now find them rather sensual)

 

 

(A bit like Diane Keen if you catch my drift :oops: )

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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Not too sure about the "shitting child" bonnet mascot, that would have to go :wink:

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