eBay tat volume 3.

[KruJoe]

This looks like a nice French motor for someone, ending soon, so be quick!

She, sh, she, sh, she, fck, f, fck, she, fck, ne, ne, fck, f, fnee, ....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Peugeot- ... NA:GB:1123

After this listing ends (again, with no bids), I suggest we bombard him with messages asking him to re-list it.

[blackburied]

This looks like a nice French motor for someone, ending soon, so be quick!

She, sh, she, sh, she, fck, f, fck, she, fck, ne, ne, fck, f, fnee, ....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-Peugeot- ... NA:GB:1123

After this listing ends (again, with no bids), I suggest we bombard him with messages asking him to re-list it.

 

I'm asking if it has A/C, Leather&SatNav.

[Albert Ross]

"A dent on the bootlid by the 405 badge" Shurely shome mishtake? Does he not mean that the 405 badge is near the fucking hugely caved in section of the bootlid?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Surely we have analysed every last detail of that flaming 405 to a suitable depth now!!!!

[Negative Creep]

Can we just organise a whip round and pay £400 just to get that fucking thing off ebay?

[AeroNautiCal]

Surely we have analysed every last detail of that flaming 405 to a suitable depth now!!!!

 

^^^ This!

[willswitchengage]

 

microcar mc1 505cc drive on a bick licence

 

MICROCAR BEST CAR FOR BICKERS IN WINTER....

 

SENTROL LOCKING

 

ALLOY WEELS PLUSS SPARE

 

Price:£2,995.00

[RedSparrow]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/microcar-mc1-505cc-drive-bick-licence-/190747365272?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2c696dcf98

 

microcar mc1 505cc drive on a bick licence

 

MICROCAR BEST CAR FOR BICKERS IN WINTER....

 

SENTROL LOCKING

 

ALLOY WEELS PLUSS SPARE

 

Price:£2,995.00

 

[willswitchengage]

 

Youtube these going off road. they're excellent.

[barmatt]

never been a fan of kit cars and this has to be the worst ever....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ferrari-F430- ... 2ec2fa5af6

 

Look at the last pic..........the wheels aren't even slightly central to the arches

[pandarus]

"A dent on the bootlid by the 405 badge" Shurely shome mishtake? Does he not mean that the 405 badge is near the fucking hugely caved in section of the bootlid?

 

Pictures in the dark too...always a winning strategy

[blackburied]

Surely we have analysed every last detail of that flaming 405 to a suitable depth now!!!!

 

I personally think he needs winding up with a few questions.

 

Any recalls on the 405 range?

[Wilko220]

 

might be a better bet at £200 (although it has done 222,000 miles)

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1993-PEUGEOT- ... 1c2c9bb6b6

[phil_lihp]

Tonight's 'what could possibly go wrong' listing:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-ROVER-825-SI-AUTO-WHITE-/200838163682?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ec2e32ce2

 

 

Suspiciously cheap even considering the short MOT, I know there's a limited following for these but even so...but then, given the way the dash pod's been prised apart I'd say there's definitely a catch.

[Wilko220]

^ Re. the dash. They all do that, Sir...

 

 

 

Beautifully brown interior.

 

inside its very clean. the car has been for the last 20 years in a garage and was not used

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1970-PEUGEOT- ... 4abdbcefe3

[Wilko220]

Tax, ticket and style. Less than a day to go and at £102

 

 

will need the engine looking at. as it may have the head gasket gone

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-ROVER-ME ... 2576c3f0d4

[Junkman]

Tax, ticket, rot, and style.

 

EFA

[Wilko220]

Rather nicer. Lots of want for this

 

 

This car is a ONE-OWNER car, having been looked after meticulously through out its lifetime by it's owner.

 

Mileage of ONLY 22800!!!!!!!!!!!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Metro- ... 337d4f3ad4

[R9UKE]

I NEED some of those Vehicle Watch stickers.

[Junkman]

[Wilko220]

Most rubbish ad for potentially interesting car of the week prize goes to...

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1977-LEYLAND- ... 1e73e62dac

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281010221986

 

2.0 16v, this is a rare old thing and I understand these to be a cracking drive, mk3 golf engine and mk2 golf chassis.

[R9UKE]

I am MIGHTY tempted by this, the Xedos has spurred on the want for more Jap Scrap. It's just down the road in Dublin.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Maxima ... 4abde69f2b

 

[dollywobbler]

This is a far better Nissan R9UKE! (ahem...)

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/271091398666

 

Currently at £160. It'd better fetch more than that by time it ends or I shall be most grumpy.

[R9UKE]

Here's a rare one! 1992 Legend Coupé V6. Didn't even know of their existance tbh

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HONDA-LEGEND- ... 3ccbf209c6

 

[R9UKE]

Dollywobbler perhaps my most vivid childhood memory is my aunt's Bluebird filling with smoke on the M6 before flames coming through the dashboard

[phil_lihp]

This is a far better Nissan R9UKE! (ahem...) Currently at £160. It'd better fetch more than that by time it ends or I shall be most grumpy.

 

You know, if I actually had a purpose for it, could afford it and had somewhere to put it, I'd happily have a Bluebird, can't fully understand why all of a sudden but they seem like such a sensible, logical choice - dirt cheap to buy and run, reliable and room for 5 adults, what's not to like? Sorry, I know that doesn't help you in the slightest but I don't understand the lack of interest. They've aged very well too when painted the right colour (like yours), the beige and bright blue ones less so.

 

Good luck with the sale etc.

[R9UKE]

V6 engine? Check

Full leather? Check

Dashboard mounted gear shifter? Check

Shitest alloy wheels ever to grace the Espace? Check

 

Perfectly acceptable shite people mover. Well it'll move them for a while before the auto box has a bowel movement.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1998-RENAULT- ... 4abdc2e100

 

[cobblers]

Toleeedo

 

2.0 16v, this is a rare old thing and I understand these to be a cracking drive, mk3 golf engine and mk2 golf chassis.

 

That'll probably end up bummed for the engine like most. I used to have a Mk2 golf gti with one of these engines in and it was really very very fast and after I'd sorted various bushes out it stopped being terrifying and was a right laugh to drive irresponsibly. Not sure how much heavier the toledo body is but I bet it goes pretty well

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mazda-323f-bg-/170933470199

 

Does anyone remember a MASSIVE SPACKTARD on R-R a year or two back - bought a standard one of these, (GTI model though) and did the full catalogue of 'penniless barry halfwit' mods, i.e. shopping list, kerbed-up bargain bucket ripspeed multi-fit rims, painted the bonnet black, made a terrible 'cold air feed kit' out of plant pots and old biros, all the usual stuff done by brain-dead twats basically. The he puts it back up for sale and got a load of grief for the terrible mods he'd done, but jut could not stop himself from fucking it up, so every few days he'd add to his for sale thread with 'check out my new chrome GTI letters from motorworld/wonky LED washer jets' or some such, unsurprisingly he never found a buyer and I suspect the car was weighed a long time ago now.