eBay tat volume 3.

90,888 · October 19, 2012

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kit-car-rotrax/110351514

This fella's got this up for Ã‚Â£12,500, which I'm presuming is a terrible error on his part as even the most deranged plastic fan wouldn't part with Ã‚Â£12,500 for this.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ng-pastiche-ascot-kit-car/1001094878

Original donor car: Morris Marina.

A great basis for a sports car right enough.

90,888 · October 19, 2012

This is so of it's time I kinda like it. I bet it's like the inside of a crunchie under that body kit.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-e30-kit-car-show-car-drift-one-off-barn-find/111513998

27,141 · October 19, 2012

That beemer is lovely, those wheels are worth not a lot shy of the asking price to start with!

1.3k · October 19, 2012

buy my yankshite and save my sanity

18,376 · October 19, 2012

You were wrong.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Axiam-Kubota- ... 27cc0be8bb

'Unbelieviable'

Is it wrong of me to quite like this??

9,280 · October 19, 2012

Have we had this yet ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OPEL-MONZA-19 ... 1c2c20d43f

108,850 · October 19, 2012

Is it wrong of me to quite like this??

Not at all. It's shite enough to be likeable.

15,000 · October 19, 2012

How do these septics do it? The question that comes to mind is how and why did this ever make it into production.
Is the front and rear screen the same? FFS.

Sadly I quite like the look of these things. I :heart: the old Chrysler Concorde and this thing looks very similar; the same cab-forward design that almost worked on the Chrysler Neon but looks great on these bigger cars.

9,280 · October 19, 2012

Umm just got to Umm make the photo smaller.Umm,yay changing the last two numbers to an 8 works.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UMM-Transcat- ... 4abd63420c

9,280 · October 19, 2012

Challenge Anneka ?

Cort16 's gumtree advert makes this one look cheap.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Adams-Buggy-R ... 27cc03f605

15,000 · October 19, 2012

Do you have trouble filtering into traffic queues? Fed up with Mitsubishi Warrior drivers driving too close? Want a 4x4 for the school run but the kerb is really high?

Step right this way, sir. I think we can do a deal on your next car!

15,000 · October 19, 2012

OMG!! SNOW CHAOS!!

136,024 · October 19, 2012

New level of belief defying: UNLOCKED.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-GOLD-PLA ... 1c2c4b67d6

Mind bendingly FUCKING HORRIFIC. 0.000000000001/10,000,000,0000,000,000,000.

136,024 · October 19, 2012

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-xs-250 ... 2a247ceaab

'ticks over like a little sewing machine'

A little prick goes up/down and tries to stitch you up?

Useless fact: I had one of these in 1983. It sort of semi-grenaded itself after an attempt to overtake a broken down lorry.

27,141 · October 19, 2012

Real head turner

Again, confirming the fact that anyone who puts that in an advert has spent many years abusing drugs

15,000 · October 19, 2012

This is 20 grand over budget for me, but everyone needs a "lottery win" car

136,024 · October 19, 2012

That Bentley's one of those cars that just makes you want to go round to the seller's house and smash his face in.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Imperial-wedd ... 460904d886

'Imperial wedding car, metric shit load of money'

10,579 · October 19, 2012

Real head turner

Again, confirming the fact that anyone who puts that in an advert has spent many years abusing drugs

Yes,but they didn't say which way heads would be turning .Mind you I'd probably like it if it didn't have that gold stuff all over it,& it had bigger,black wheels.

15,000 · October 19, 2012

Dictionary definition: Biting off more than you can chew

These wedges look great, but I've known a couple of people with them and cheap to run they are not

15,000 · October 19, 2012

If I owned this car I'd have to get in really quickly, having left the windows down and the keys in the ignition, and screech away in a flurry of tyre smoke, firing a revolver. And that's not always convenient at McDonalds drive thru

15,000 · October 19, 2012

This looks pretty cool, I imagine you'd never sleep alone once this was finished.

47,465 · October 19, 2012

That Bentley's one of those cars that just makes you want to go round to the seller's house and smash his face in.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Imperial-wedd ... 460904d886

'Imperial wedding car, metric shit load of money'

Look at the interior of that wedding car, I know theyre not about the driver but I would feel like such a tit sitting hunched over that steering wheel with my fingers 1.5" from the windscreen, the driving position looks unbelievable. Looks like a big version of those fuggin cars they have inside supermarket foyers for kids to have a ride in, with a dumb-ass steering wheel to hold onto, thats not actually connected to anything.I cant understand these things, they look absolutely shit and cost ludicrous sums.

27,141 · October 19, 2012

They look well toss but it would be almost forgivable if it actually looked like it was old, surely if you valued it at 30 large you'd spend Ã‚Â£500 on a pre suffix reg number and Ã‚Â£25 on some black and white numberplates?

53,642 · October 19, 2012

OMG!! SNOW CHAOS!!
*pictures of the cutest thing evar!*[/url]

Big piles of want, I'd use it to go on holiday, specifically to Caravan Club sites.

9,998 · October 19, 2012

This thing is a veritable quote-fest; check it out:

I was going to keep it until it died, but I've succumbed to the lure of an automatic XM

BX TZD Turbo Estate...has plenty of redeeming features

not remotely immaculate

I stuck in a can of 'Steel Seal' liquid head gasket repair which,amazingly, solved the problem

rear quarter which has been repaired with fibre glass and filler after my hand went through it

brush painted with green Hammerite that's a reasonable colour match

suspension has to be raised to its highest position and then lowered back down to driving height

I assume the caliper is seized

the snapped strap is the one furthest away from the filler so by putting in no more than Ã‚Â£30 worth of diesel at a time, there's been no problem

sidewall's perished and it has a temporary puncture repair, although it's holding air at the moment

front O/S either has a slow puncture or needs resealing on the rim

There's loads more but I've broken the quote button.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/330812903058

PS:

I forgot to add, the headlights only work consistently and reliably if the fusebox is left in the hinged open position. Close it and within a day or two they'll stop working.

4,254 · October 19, 2012

Some way to sell your car!

How miserable would you have to be, to convert a Prodyouooerrr Nippa to LPG? And then sell it on, minus the tank.

October 19, 2012

^^^ That shitroen seller is a natural salesman!

1,455 · October 19, 2012

If I owned this car I'd have to get in really quickly, having left the windows down and the keys in the ignition, and screech away in a flurry of tyre smoke, firing a revolver. And that's not always convenient at McDonalds drive thru

Spiritual parent of the HC Viva

6,941 · October 19, 2012

How miserable would you have to be, to convert a Prodyouooerrr Nippa to LPG?

All-fuken-righty!

Fuken watched!

108,850 · October 19, 2012

How miserable would you have to be, to convert a Prodyouooerrr Nippa to LPG?
All-fuken-righty!
Fuken watched!

Holy phuque, I think you have a serious problem. You should really work it out with yourself.

eBay tat volume 3.

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