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That Cresta and Flavia have been for sale since for months and months

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That lovely Ashley Sportiva is not far from me, I won't be buying it, but if someone off here does I'm happy to provide tea and sympathy, or a good talking to, or uncontrolled laughter, as required.

 

It was interesting to look down the page to see ebay's "After viewing this other people looked at.." to see a Lada Riva, Ford Galaxie, Honda Acty, Peugeot 205 and Piaggio Ape;

 

I tell you ebay is watching us, I'm off to get my tin-foil hat.

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Posted

Participate in the 2016 F1 season.*

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/141849552067

 

*Several hundred million dollars in investments and improvements may be required.

 

Edit: No screw that. BILLY! BIIILLLYYYY!

 

Edit again: No idea wtf is going on with the link. I can't delete it or the image and changing it doesn't do anything.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/petrol-go-kart-Honda-/141849552067?hash=item2106e464c3:g:7nAAAOSwAKxWaXlo

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Get on this! 'C' reg Tranny Mk3!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-TRANSIT-190-PETROL-CONVERSION-INTO-2-5-DIESEL-12ft-TIPPER-BACK-/121837141074?hash=item1c5e0f3c52:g:gWYAAOSwwE5WaZwA

 

I totally want this so I can paint it yellow, add A*S stickers and relive my youth by driving everywhere flat out in 4th gear and leaving the engine running all the time so I can get more Tiger Tokens from the garage.

 

 

 

'£100.00

+ See item description for postage

 

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+ import charges (shown at checkout)time left 6d 20h left | Bid count 1 Bid

You're the first bidder. Good luck.'

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Just* £6,250 buys you a three door, solid non-sunroof Escort Mk2 shell that I completely believe won't be turned into an RS200/Mexico replica next week and be for sale with new vin plates for eleventy million pounds 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-ESCORT-MK2-1100L-1979-/161914177673?hash=item25b2d64889:g:i6MAAOSwNphWaaZF

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Posted

Wish me luck, I'm thinking of reasons not to bid on that traction in Bordeaux. I need a Christmas present!

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Posted

He came from where the winds are cold
And truth is seen through rust holes
...strange longings never sleep
Now he's come where no hearts beat

Cry rust...

 

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.OOO, Time to worry
Cry wolf WOOOOO
Time to worry now

You can't start, but you cannot stop
You give in, but you can't give up
You can tell all your desperate jokes
To a world that puts your
bids on hold

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAMPERVAN-SHERPA-1700CC-WITH-OVERDRIVE-FOR-RESTORATION-/391339930526?hash=item5b1dad739e:g:juIAAOSwnH1WXdYc

Posted

He came from where the winds are cold

And truth is seen through rust holes

...strange longings never sleep

Now he's come where no hearts beat

 

Cry rust...

 

$_84.JPG

 

.OOO, Time to worry

Cry wolf WOOOOO

Time to worry now

 

You can't start, but you cannot stop

You give in, but you can't give up

You can tell all your desperate jokes

To a world that puts your

bids on hold

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CAMPERVAN-SHERPA-1700CC-WITH-OVERDRIVE-FOR-RESTORATION-/391339930526?hash=item5b1dad739e:g:juIAAOSwnH1WXdYc

 

"Ooh, sunken wob,

 

And a pain it is, Christ,

 

I sprayed in the dark..."

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Why hasn't shiter bought this yet? Because wrong pump? I think I could forgive it. 

 

I'm strangely tempted to it's simplicity as an antidote to that CX that got me all in a tizzy. 

 

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