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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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i had an ex boss who had one of those galants. 

 

it was a nice car, apparently i could have had well over a ton out of it while delivering some tender documents to an office in leeds on a motorway...

 

that could of course have been a (bad) dream

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Why has Trigger's Sierra been photographed in that dogging car-park?

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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One day there won't be any 'proper' looking LRs like this left, they'll have all been eaten up by the chequer plate wankers

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LAND-ROVER-SERIES-3-LWB-PROJECT-SPARES-OR-REPAIRS-BARN-FIND-PETROL-AND-LPG-/291621801314?hash=item43e6038d62:g:z0AAAOSwv-NWUMN-

 

 

Looks worse now than above picture suggests, but £700 seems very fair to me.

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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Somewhat akin to the Peoples front of Judeah this 'massive' have rescued* reappropriated* found* this:

http://thumbs.ebaystatic.com/d/l140/m/mEJHT7UL6CoYat4S5WzCJzg.jpg

 

Govt says : last taxed 1997!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Lancia-delta-turbo-prisma-integrale-1989-barn-find-restoration-spares-or-repair/131657794697?_trksid=p2047675.c100037.m2107&_trkparms=aid%3D111001%26algo%3DREC.SEED%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D34572%26meid%3De928ea2d366b45bfb9ec8a3bcddc451a%26pid%3D100037%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D24%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D161890032878

 

WE ARE BROMLEY MOTOR MOVEMENT, WE COLLECT CARS FROM A VARIETY OF DIFFERENT SOURCES. HERE WE ARE NOT SURE WHAT THIS IS???

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MK1-Ford-Cortina-4-Door-Not-Lotus-Not-MK2-/151891073034?hash=item235d69d80a:g:r-UAAOSwys5WUC0~

 

'In a previous life it was fitted with a diesel engine'

 

I hope to God it was a 1500cc BMC boat anchor.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who wants 2/3rds of an already awful car, but for ten times what a normal one costs?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/JEEP-Comanche-Laredo-MJ-4X4-Manual-4-litre-Cherokee-pickup-/291621840951?hash=item43e6042837:g:Yc0AAOSwFGNWRJcl

 

Bear with me as I play my YCMTU (you couldn't make this up) trump card here...

 

'modified into 4 seaters by Jeeps wholly owned subsidiary Rustiaco Ltd'

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derskine

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I hope to God it was a 1500cc BMC boat anchor.

I think that was for sale a while ago with a Ford 1.8TD in it.

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Stixy

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what's not too like, 1750cc, vinyl roof and russet brown paintwork...

 

ah the price, £3200.... i guess these haven't been shite money for some years.

 

which is a problem as i really need one in my life. 

 

shit, another boat missed.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-/111822503569?hash=item1a0923fe91:g:3VYAAOSwcdBWSuu2

 

No expert on these but i thought 1750cc  and 2 door was not a factory combination ?

 

People in Wales which issue number plates and collect road tax  think its a 1275cc and beige ?   

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'Advantages:

A small, British hatchback that will be on your drive for effing years at that price'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-ROVER-METRO-ADVANTAGE-GREEN-/191743754974?hash=item2ca4d182de:g:AMcAAOSwd0BV3B4m

 

 

Advertised elsewhere, could end the auction early

 

GLWTO at £4,000. Lovely looking car though.

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MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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No expert on these but i thought 1750cc  and 2 door was not a factory combination ?

 

People in Wales which issue number plates and collect road tax  think its a 1275cc and beige ?   

 

that is what i thought... apparently it is known to be a blend of several cars by other members who are knowledgeable in these things.

 

this is newish on the bay of fleas-

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-/191743364459?hash=item2ca4cb8d6b:g:XxgAAOSwkZhWSkzg

 

it the right version (series 3)

it got the right motor (1275 A)

its the right colour (poop brown)

 

but-

 

quote "Over all body work seems quite solid although rear arches will need some attention , The underneath seems quite solid but may be a little tender in places , the car is complete  unfortunately engine is seized i"

 

in junkmans words- its fucked - shame......

 

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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What is the contraption on the front of that Land Rover shell? The nearest possible use I can come up with is some sort of tele-handler for reaching into Greggs bakery for pasties and being able to chuck them straight in through the windscreen so you don't have to leave the driver's seat.

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anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-BMW-CI-AUTO-SILVER-been-laid-up-since-dec-2014-due-to-fuel-pump-problem-/161894561923?hash=item25b1aaf883:g:wYQAAOSwt6ZWUSDd

 

“this car needs to be trailered away as is a non runner it needs attention prob a simple fix to someone who has the knowhowâ€Â

 

or even better than that for £50 less

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-FREIGHT-ROVER-WHITE-/191743488030?hash=item2ca4cd701e:g:sNUAAOSwf-VWUPJ~

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CRUISES AT 70MPH ALL DAY

So faster than an 850 BMW then

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