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Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C302517

 

This Rover 213s was found unused in a dry under house garage with only delivery mileage of 12 miles

 

Not cheap at £3950 but there can't be many other's with only 12 miles on the clock!

 

 

How is that even possible? It must have literally been driven home and then parked up

barrett Rank: Lancia Gamma

barrett

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Have we had this camera-shy Honda Civic yet?

 

 

Have been trying to take pictures of it but it keeps jumping out the way of my camera

 

 

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"Look, just stay still... this'll only take a minute!"

 

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"Oh COME ON! What's the matter with you?!"

 

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"Look, just stop it, you're really pissing me off now"

 

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"Ok just hold it the.... FFS"

ashmicro Rank: Renault 16

ashmicro

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That 12 mile SD3 has been getting hawked around for at least a year. Nice car, wrong engine.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WHOOSH! Always fancied an Aerial 3, they look hopelessly awfully shite and that's not far away either. I don't think my budget will stretch to it but you never know. Cheers Joe!

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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That 12 mile SD3 has been getting hawked around for at least a year. Nice car, wrong engine.

 

Really? Think I'd take the Honda engine over the raucous Rover one any day of the week.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/120905204970

 

I had a cheeky bid on this today, a tidy Cavalier L with the 2.0 injection engine. No MOT but a little bit of tax. Went for £600!!! A lot more than I was prepared to pay. I'm sure i've seen this a couple of times before on the bay and its not made that much even with a decent test on it.

 

Maybe we'll see it again in a few days.

 

Sure enough:

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll? ... 0912458707

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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As uncommon as pre-facelift Cavaliers are, especially in 'super sales rep' spec like that, £600 is silly money. I should be glad as it means they're getting recognised now but you'd get a really nice late one with full MOT and a bit of rent with change to spare for that sort of money.

John F Rank: Lancia Gamma

John F

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As uncommon as pre-facelift Cavaliers are, especially in 'super sales rep' spec like that, £600 is silly money. I should be glad as it means they're getting recognised now but you'd get a really nice late one with full MOT and a bit of rent with change to spare for that sort of money.

 

Yep. Plus Vaux had largely sorted out the rot issue on the later ones, too.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Check out this hideous POS, it looks like a fucking SHOE.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-HONDA- ... 0730626157

 

LISTED ELSEWHERE FOR £1595 SO CAN BE REMOVED ANYTIME IF SOLD

 

Based on the complete and utter shitness of the item, current odds on this being sold early: 10,000,000:1

 

THOUSANDS $$$ SPENT

 

Presumably we are talking Zimbabwean dollars :roll:

pompei Rank: Renault 16

pompei

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What a shame about that CRX - I had one as a daily for 9 years and it was a fantastic little machine. They are such a pretty, well proportioned little car in their standard form, they cannot be improved on. What a WAKNER.

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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Check out this hideous POS, it looks like a fucking SHOE.

 

$(KGrHqJ,!g4E9s8j9cIEBPl,!kZMCQ~~60_3.JPG

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-G-HONDA- ... 0730626157

 

LISTED ELSEWHERE FOR £1595 SO CAN BE REMOVED ANYTIME IF SOLD

 

Based on the complete and utter shitness of the item, current odds on this being sold early: 10,000,000:1

 

THOUSANDS $$$ SPENT

 

Presumably we are talking Zimbabwean dollars :roll:

 

Dear Autoshite

I solemnly swear that if I ever hit it big on the Lotto I will spend 12 months buying up all the cars similar to this.

I shall line them all up, invite you all down and provide a bucket load of sledgehammers.

dollywobbler Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

dollywobbler

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Sledgehammers? Nah! A big bonfire for all the shitty bodykits and Lexarse lights and many cans of beige paint. That's what you need.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-TOYOTA-C ... 0694604344

 

This muncher has listed his very nice taxed and tested Corolla as an auction, with no reserve, but obviously thinks he can improve on a perfectly simple system using his own razor sharp wit and cunning.

 

*PLEASE NOTE YOU ARE BIDDING FOR WHEEL NUT ONLY*

 

Current bid: £205.00 [ 5 bids]

 

Why not put a fucking classified or a reserve price then you thick shite, talk about making life difficult for everyone :roll::roll::roll::roll:

ayd Rank: Austin Maxi

ayd

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it may just be the alcohol consumption since finishing work but has the reg plate been photoshopped?

autofive Rank: Renault 16

autofive

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*PLEASE NOTE YOU ARE BIDDING FOR WHEEL NUT ONLY*

Current bid: £205.00 [ 5 bids]

 

last time out the wheel nut ended at £514.99

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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HEY LADS! I've got a TRIFFIC idea. its gonna be CUSHTY. Lets get this and paint it up like del boys van!!!! FUCKING BRILLIANT! It will be HILARIOUS, i'm telling you. You know, bright yellow with some dirt on and that. It'll be piss funny!!!! trust me. When we get sick of it, not that thats likely to EVER happen, we can just flog it for 5 grand or something, yeah they all sell for mega bucks these trotter vans. LOVELY JUBBLY!!! Hahahahahahaha!!!!!!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-regal ... 0814240120

 

What? wrong model? Who's going to notice? Its a Robin Reliant isnt it? Come on you miserable sods... come back!!! Ah, fuck it.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Granada- ... 0912644357

 

This Granada has suffered the rotten luck of being fitted with an injected pinto and type-9 box from new. So not only has it has to smoke and rattle like a shitehawk from new, but just as it makes it to retirement, it has to suffer a 75% likelihood of having its heart hoiked out and fitted in a wanky SARF LANDAN STYLE pastel-colured OSF thats already on its 6th restoration.

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