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Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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I had an XC90 for a short while. Really rated it. I think the Volvo V8 found it's way into some supercar or other IIRC

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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That V8 XC90 is a barg ,even with its Cat Dness and scruffiness. If I hadn't been financially wiped out by an evil BMW I'd be Sleazyjetting for that tomorrow.

Hopefully they're a bit better than the T6 we had a few years ago , the slowest 270bhp car ever and had the distinction of being the thirstiest car we owned when it shared the drive with a 3.5 manual Disco and a Turbo R !

Eddie Honda Rank: Lancia Gamma

Eddie Honda

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If you're going to ask £1500 for that, at least wash the wheels, get a photo with the whole car in it and see if you can add a fourth word to the description.

 

Seems to be in the edit zone. Asking £900 now because they heard you.  :-D

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Nah, it already was, the sign in the window says £1500.  Even £900 seems a tad ambitious.

Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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And from the world's least bothered seller...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Toyota-Corolla-GL-Classic-1989-/131595414948?hash=item1ea3b2ada4

 

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If you're going to ask £1500 for that, at least wash the wheels, get a photo with the whole car in it and see if you can add a fourth word to the description.

 

I'm a little tempted to message them and ask every single question that gives the information that you need to buy a used car. Like a seriously absurdly long list.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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Late diesel Rover 75 which has just popped up a few miles from me...

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-75-connoisseur-diesel-/131600478532?hash=item1ea3fff144

 

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Doesn't sound hard to fix, am I being naive?  I'm keeping it in the watch list to have a go if it stays cheap enough.

 

Rural roads around here have probably caused the suspension wear, the MacPherson strut is a collection of components though so no idea which bit would need changing.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Here we go...

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I like the way he's laid what he has of his Marshall Cavendish Build Your Own Morris Minor out in approximately car shape, he must be an air crash investigator by trade. 

 

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Split_Pin Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Split_Pin

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Not eBay but Facebook Scottish sales and swaps. I just had to post it here. Contains every fucking credential for an Internet Advert. 'not even a weeks work', 'will need doing again' and the cretinous ' I know what these are worth' , together with ' if I don't get what I want for it I will just keep it'

 

What a hopeless numpty.

 

 

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Swap

£2500

THIS IS MY MINI BANHAM ROADSTER PROJECT

 

IF YOU WANT MORE PICTURES TEXT ME

 

PAINT....

 

BEFORE I GOT IT HAD BEEN IN A WEE BUMP TO THE FRONT WING,SO A NEW FRONT WAS PUT ON

 

MINI WAS ALL RUBBED DOWN,PRIMMED THEN PAINTED IN PEAR PURPLE(ITS NOT THE BEST JOB SO WILL NEED TO BE RUBBED BACK AND ANOTHER COUPLE OF COATS PUT ON, THIS WOULDNT COST MUCH FROM A SPRAY SHOP) VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.... I WAS JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AND KEEP THE PAINT THE WAY IT IS.....ITS HAS CHIPPED ABIT ON SCUTTLE.

 

 

 

BODY/WELDING

 

ALL THE WELDING WAS DONE TO ITS BEST TO STRENGTHEN THE ROADSTER ITS ALSO JUST HAD A REAR VALANCE PUT ON,THIS ROADSTER IS A BANHAM ROADSTER,STILL HAVE ORIGANAL RECIEPT.THE BODY WORK HAS NO RUST,UNDERNEATH IS ALSO SOLID THERE MAY BE BITS IVE MISSED BUT MOSTLY LOOKS ALL SOLID, ROADSTER NEEDS WINDSCREEN,SPORT PACK ARCHES STILL NEED FITTING,MOST OF THE CHROME AND FITTINGS ARE THERE,BUMPERS ARENT THAT GOOD..

 

ENGINE

 

998 RUNS BUT NEEDS SLIGHT TUNING

 

WHEELS

 

7X13 NOT BAD CONDITON FEW CURB MARKS AND SCRAPES 2 NEW TYRES OTHERS NEED NEW ONES

 

INTERIOR

 

CUSTOM BANHAM DASH WITH NEW DIGITAL DIALS (NEED CONNECTING)HAS CHROME SHOW BARS AND CUSTOM MADE CARPET

 

ROOF

 

COMES WITH SOFT TOP ROOF AND CUSTOM FRAME, NO SEATS

 

MY MINI JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO PUT BACK TO GETHER BASICALLY A WEEKS WORTH NOT EVEN THAT IF YOU HAVE THE TIME,I HAVENT GOT THE TIME AND HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER FOR MY DAY TO DAY RUN.AS I SAID THE PAINT COULD DO WITH A RUB DOWN AND A COUPLE NEW COATS PUT ON TO SORT OUT THE FLAT BITS AND THE MISSED BITS.ITS A STUNNING COLOUR AND WASNT CHEAP,

 

VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THERE IS PROBABLY BITS I HAVE MISSED,YOU NEED TO VIEW IT,YOU BID TO BUY SO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SURE.

 

PICK UP ONLY ON A TRAILER

 

VIEW BEFORE BIDDING RECOMMENDED

 

I DO NOT WANT TO SELL THIS AND IF I DONT GET WHAT I WANT FOR IT I JUST WONT SELL IT.

 

BRAND NEW DUEL EXHAUST,NEW HEADLIGHTS,NEW CHROME HEADLIGHT SURROUNDS,NEW GRILL,NEW DIGITAL DIAL,ETC

 

07794780249

 

ADVERTISED ELSE WHERE SO CAN REMOVE AT ANYTIME

 

DONT MESSAGE ME WITH STUPID OFFERS I KNOW MY MINIS,ANYONE SILLY MESSAGES WILL BE IGNORED

 

V5 RECIPETS AND PAPER WORK COME WITH IT CASH ON COLLECTION

Negative Creep Rank: Lancia Gamma

Negative Creep

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I do think that purple one would look quite cool when finished :oops:

derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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Not eBay but Facebook Scottish sales and swaps. I just had to post it here. Contains every fucking credential for an Internet Advert. 'not even a weeks work', 'will need doing again' and the cretinous ' I know what these are worth' , together with ' if I don't get what I want for it I will just keep it'

 

What a hopeless numpty.

 

 

attachicon.gifimage.jpg

 

Swap

£2500

THIS IS MY MINI BANHAM ROADSTER PROJECT

 

IF YOU WANT MORE PICTURES TEXT ME

 

PAINT....

 

BEFORE I GOT IT HAD BEEN IN A WEE BUMP TO THE FRONT WING,SO A NEW FRONT WAS PUT ON

 

MINI WAS ALL RUBBED DOWN,PRIMMED THEN PAINTED IN PEAR PURPLE(ITS NOT THE BEST JOB SO WILL NEED TO BE RUBBED BACK AND ANOTHER COUPLE OF COATS PUT ON, THIS WOULDNT COST MUCH FROM A SPRAY SHOP) VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.... I WAS JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AND KEEP THE PAINT THE WAY IT IS.....ITS HAS CHIPPED ABIT ON SCUTTLE.

 

 

 

BODY/WELDING

 

ALL THE WELDING WAS DONE TO ITS BEST TO STRENGTHEN THE ROADSTER ITS ALSO JUST HAD A REAR VALANCE PUT ON,THIS ROADSTER IS A BANHAM ROADSTER,STILL HAVE ORIGANAL RECIEPT.THE BODY WORK HAS NO RUST,UNDERNEATH IS ALSO SOLID THERE MAY BE BITS IVE MISSED BUT MOSTLY LOOKS ALL SOLID, ROADSTER NEEDS WINDSCREEN,SPORT PACK ARCHES STILL NEED FITTING,MOST OF THE CHROME AND FITTINGS ARE THERE,BUMPERS ARENT THAT GOOD..

 

ENGINE

 

998 RUNS BUT NEEDS SLIGHT TUNING

 

WHEELS

 

7X13 NOT BAD CONDITON FEW CURB MARKS AND SCRAPES 2 NEW TYRES OTHERS NEED NEW ONES

 

INTERIOR

 

CUSTOM BANHAM DASH WITH NEW DIGITAL DIALS (NEED CONNECTING)HAS CHROME SHOW BARS AND CUSTOM MADE CARPET

 

ROOF

 

COMES WITH SOFT TOP ROOF AND CUSTOM FRAME, NO SEATS

 

MY MINI JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO PUT BACK TO GETHER BASICALLY A WEEKS WORTH NOT EVEN THAT IF YOU HAVE THE TIME,I HAVENT GOT THE TIME AND HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER FOR MY DAY TO DAY RUN.AS I SAID THE PAINT COULD DO WITH A RUB DOWN AND A COUPLE NEW COATS PUT ON TO SORT OUT THE FLAT BITS AND THE MISSED BITS.ITS A STUNNING COLOUR AND WASNT CHEAP,

 

VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THERE IS PROBABLY BITS I HAVE MISSED,YOU NEED TO VIEW IT,YOU BID TO BUY SO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SURE.

 

PICK UP ONLY ON A TRAILER

 

VIEW BEFORE BIDDING RECOMMENDED

 

I DO NOT WANT TO SELL THIS AND IF I DONT GET WHAT I WANT FOR IT I JUST WONT SELL IT.

 

BRAND NEW DUEL EXHAUST,NEW HEADLIGHTS,NEW CHROME HEADLIGHT SURROUNDS,NEW GRILL,NEW DIGITAL DIAL,ETC

 

07794780249

 

ADVERTISED ELSE WHERE SO CAN REMOVE AT ANYTIME

 

DONT MESSAGE ME WITH STUPID OFFERS I KNOW MY MINIS,ANYONE SILLY MESSAGES WILL BE IGNORED

 

V5 RECIPETS AND PAPER WORK COME WITH IT CASH ON COLLECTION

This guy lives round the corner from me - his dad constantly bullshits to me about minis.

His dad is one of these "whatever you've got I've got better" cunts.

Split_Pin Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Split_Pin

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It totally comes across in his advert. I am trying very hard not to troll his Facebook post, as it would be a bit childish, but still.

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derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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Ps your original reply was more befitting of his wankerous Mini

Yeah basically a conversation with his dad went similar to this:

 

"Aye you like your old cars then"

"My boy Stephen's got a mini, he knows them like the back of his hand, he see's one and goes round it thinking what he can do to it to make it worth more"

 

Cock.

doobietoo Rank: Renault 16

doobietoo

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Not eBay but Facebook Scottish sales and swaps. I just had to post it here. Contains every fucking credential for an Internet Advert. 'not even a weeks work', 'will need doing again' and the cretinous ' I know what these are worth' , together with ' if I don't get what I want for it I will just keep it'

 

What a hopeless numpty.

 

 

attachicon.gifimage.jpg

 

Swap

£2500

THIS IS MY MINI BANHAM ROADSTER PROJECT

 

IF YOU WANT MORE PICTURES TEXT ME

 

PAINT....

 

BEFORE I GOT IT HAD BEEN IN A WEE BUMP TO THE FRONT WING,SO A NEW FRONT WAS PUT ON

 

MINI WAS ALL RUBBED DOWN,PRIMMED THEN PAINTED IN PEAR PURPLE(ITS NOT THE BEST JOB SO WILL NEED TO BE RUBBED BACK AND ANOTHER COUPLE OF COATS PUT ON, THIS WOULDNT COST MUCH FROM A SPRAY SHOP) VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED.... I WAS JUST GOING TO PUT IT BACK TOGETHER AND KEEP THE PAINT THE WAY IT IS.....ITS HAS CHIPPED ABIT ON SCUTTLE.

 

 

 

BODY/WELDING

 

ALL THE WELDING WAS DONE TO ITS BEST TO STRENGTHEN THE ROADSTER ITS ALSO JUST HAD A REAR VALANCE PUT ON,THIS ROADSTER IS A BANHAM ROADSTER,STILL HAVE ORIGANAL RECIEPT.THE BODY WORK HAS NO RUST,UNDERNEATH IS ALSO SOLID THERE MAY BE BITS IVE MISSED BUT MOSTLY LOOKS ALL SOLID, ROADSTER NEEDS WINDSCREEN,SPORT PACK ARCHES STILL NEED FITTING,MOST OF THE CHROME AND FITTINGS ARE THERE,BUMPERS ARENT THAT GOOD..

 

ENGINE

 

998 RUNS BUT NEEDS SLIGHT TUNING

 

WHEELS

 

7X13 NOT BAD CONDITON FEW CURB MARKS AND SCRAPES 2 NEW TYRES OTHERS NEED NEW ONES

 

INTERIOR

 

CUSTOM BANHAM DASH WITH NEW DIGITAL DIALS (NEED CONNECTING)HAS CHROME SHOW BARS AND CUSTOM MADE CARPET

 

ROOF

 

COMES WITH SOFT TOP ROOF AND CUSTOM FRAME, NO SEATS

 

MY MINI JUST NEEDS SOMEONE TO PUT BACK TO GETHER BASICALLY A WEEKS WORTH NOT EVEN THAT IF YOU HAVE THE TIME,I HAVENT GOT THE TIME AND HAVE BOUGHT ANOTHER FOR MY DAY TO DAY RUN.AS I SAID THE PAINT COULD DO WITH A RUB DOWN AND A COUPLE NEW COATS PUT ON TO SORT OUT THE FLAT BITS AND THE MISSED BITS.ITS A STUNNING COLOUR AND WASNT CHEAP,

 

VIEWING IS HIGHLY RECOMMENDED THERE IS PROBABLY BITS I HAVE MISSED,YOU NEED TO VIEW IT,YOU BID TO BUY SO MAKE SURE YOU ARE SURE.

 

PICK UP ONLY ON A TRAILER

 

VIEW BEFORE BIDDING RECOMMENDED

 

I DO NOT WANT TO SELL THIS AND IF I DONT GET WHAT I WANT FOR IT I JUST WONT SELL IT.

 

BRAND NEW DUEL EXHAUST,NEW HEADLIGHTS,NEW CHROME HEADLIGHT SURROUNDS,NEW GRILL,NEW DIGITAL DIAL,ETC

 

07794780249

 

ADVERTISED ELSE WHERE SO CAN REMOVE AT ANYTIME

 

DONT MESSAGE ME WITH STUPID OFFERS I KNOW MY MINIS,ANYONE SILLY MESSAGES WILL BE IGNORED

 

V5 RECIPETS AND PAPER WORK COME WITH IT CASH ON COLLECTION

 

ITS FUCKED

derskine Rank: Citroen Ami

derskine

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How long before that Mini is outaide FOADWERX?

That fucker is coming nowhere near FOADWERX.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Another Mini Mentalist.

 

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Look at the fucking state of it. It looks utterly shit! There is literally nothing redeeming about this at all...

 

Beyond deluded

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-mini-convertible-modified-1985-1000cc-dry-stored-for-12yrs-/121728951374?hash=item1c579c644e

 

It hasn't even got any doors FFS, this is really the absolute pits of shit mini 'conversions'. Hoik the enigne out for a Metro and scrap the rest!!! Just awful in every minute detail.

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Split_Pin Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Split_Pin

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I think young Stephen is a little misguided, surely bonnet stripes and minilites would be much easier.

 

Sounds just like the sort of total thundercunt that you would send packing after talking to them for five minutes.

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