eBay tat volume 3.

9,275 · August 9, 2015

Puggit Estate, for sale on behalf of

my beloved grandmas Peugeot 307 2.0 HD

Ahhhh, what a good boy you are,

263500 miles on the clock

is granny another word for minicab driver? In Australia?

Ã‚Â£800 so far http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-307-2-0-estate-/201399544660?hash=item2ee4592b54

9,275 · August 9, 2015

Todays "Photo Winnar" is.....off Scumtree, by what appears to be a shit-brained fucknugget. http://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/escort-mk5-1.8cc-16v-cab/1125821915

7,216 · August 9, 2015

No photos - 1987 Daihatsu Charade CX Auto - 40k. MOT. Ã‚Â£700.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/daihatsu/daihatsu-charade/1128256448

17,665 · August 9, 2015

Theres a billion C15 Romahomes on gumtree.

August 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-SSK-GAZELLE-1928-FULLY-REBUILT-VERY-RARE-/151752097269? hash=item2355213df5

Wtf?

He seems to be selling this as if its actually the real thing, not a lash up using a VW Beetle chassis and engine.

VERDICT: Tosser/Pub bore.....

90,031 · August 9, 2015

Buy, stick in field. Add wood burning stove, tweed jackets, beard trimmer and mumford and son CD's before renting it out as a hipster holiday hangout at 800 quid a week.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/trucks/7.5-tonne-horse-lorry-for-sale.-electric-ramp-good-size-living/1128418501

22,346 · August 9, 2015

Theres a billion C15 Romahomes on gumtree and that's a fact.

Was that the original version of the song by Katie Melua?

90,031 · August 9, 2015

90's transit check list.

Brushed on tide line?

Check

Vapourised wheel arches?

Check

Upgraded security system?

check

http://www.gumtree.com/p/vans/swap-ford-transit-swb-desil-/1128577049

5,032 · August 9, 2015

Todays "Photo Winnar" is.....off Scumtree, by what appears to be a shit-brained fucknugget. http://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/escort-mk5-1.8cc-16v-cab/1125821915

That's probably the worst car ad I've seen yet.

6,283 · August 9, 2015

Check out this advert - More ebay brilliance

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ROVER-75-CLUB-AUTO-GREY-/321826144296?hash=item4aee554028

It will sell for Ã‚Â£287 if anyone bids for it.

There are no known issues with the car. An M.O.T will cost me Ã‚Â£53 just for the test.

Ok...

I will M.O.T the car for a year, if the bidding gets above Ã‚Â£775.

HUH?? So you will sell it for Ã‚Â£287 without an MOT or Ã‚Â£775 with an MOT, but their is nothing wrong with the car????

Then this...

If I were to get it all 'Fixed', the costs would be about the same as the selling price, so I would be 'Giving It Away'

The costs of what exactly? I refer to paragraph two.

But then were back to this...

I would happily drive this car any distance and know that there would not be a problem with it.........

hmmmm??

And finally..

Then there are my eBay costs to take into account.

Anyone fancy trying to do a deal with this bloke? It sounds like agony doesn't it.

2,356 · August 9, 2015

Check out this advert - More ebay brilliance

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ROVER-75-CLUB-AUTO-GREY-/321826144296?hash=item4aee554028

A* on selling technique

2,356 · August 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Skoda-Favorit-1-3-GLXi-1994-6-month-MOT-/261998431708?hash=item3d0052cddc

Tidy looking car

2,356 · August 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VAUXHALL-VICEROY-AUTO-GOLD-/301709011000?hash=item463f422838

90,031 · August 9, 2015

Fuck a duck a manual turbo one of these is a rare thing. It doesn't seem to expensive either unless its rotten on knocking like fuck.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-TOYOTA-SUPRA-3-0i-TURBO-MANUAL-FUTURE-CLASSIC-CAR-/201404358594?hash=item2ee4a29fc2

90,031 · August 9, 2015

looks appealing

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-VOLKSWAGEN-PASSAT-SE-TDI-140-AUTO-GREY-L-K-SALVAGE-HPI-CLEAR-/291535578165?hash=item43e0dfe435

2,356 · August 9, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fantastic-Rover-800-/141740911802?hash=item21006aacba

You will not be DISSAPOINTED with this Rover 800!!!

22,327 · August 9, 2015

Escort mk5 1.8cc 16v si e/w/e/h/ e/d/ moted murch 2016 needs tracking doin n bit pant here n there need hood sill drives 17" alloy wheels full leather seat Ã‚Â£150 or I brak it

Give me a brak...

2,356 · August 9, 2015

http://i.ebayimg.com/00/s/MTIwMFgxNjAw/z/FkIAAOSwjVVVxNML/$_57.JPG

6,497 · August 9, 2015

Check out this advert - More ebay brilliance

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ROVER-75-CLUB-AUTO-GREY-/321826144296?hash=item4aee554028

Ok...

HUH?? So you will sell it for Ã‚Â£287 without an MOT or Ã‚Â£775 with an MOT, but their is nothing wrong with the car????

Then this...

The costs of what exactly? I refer to paragraph two.

But then were back to this...

hmmmm??

And finally..

Anyone fancy trying to do a deal with this bloke? It sounds like agony doesn't it.

Looks* like a good one and the gearbox is weeping a bit of atf so a bit low. His Tony Blair like sales patter does rather put one off though. ..

18,091 · August 9, 2015

the 75 looks nice and sounds like it doesn't need too much to put it right.

that seller sounds like a total bell end though.

i don;'t think i could deal with him.

27,694 · August 9, 2015

12 months MOT - Ã‚Â£290. Lacks lacquer locally.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citroen-xantia-estate-tow-bar-12months-mot/1127420260

Ã‚Â£150 now, what a bargain (presumably!)

7,216 · August 9, 2015

^ That's great. Now qualifies for the 'cheapest of the cheap' thread.

Somewhat more expensive and I wish it was pre-facelift, but very nice all the same...

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C643774#

August 9, 2015

Cheap, cheerful, Cheshire XM - starts at Ã‚Â£345. I'm almost tempted to buy it for spares for mine.

25,188 · August 9, 2015

Oh my...

This is something else!!

http://m.ebay.co.uk/itm/121724831390?rmvSB=true&ul_ref=http%3A%2F%2Frover.ebay.com%2Frover%2F1%2F710-53481-19255-0%2F1%3Fff3%3D4%26pub%3D5574637365%26toolid%3D10001%26campid%3D5337371194%26customid%3D%26mpre%3Dhttp%3A%2F%2Fwww.ebay.co.uk%2Fitm%2F121724831390%26srcrot%3D710-53481-19255-0%26rvr_id%3D881684038302&_mwBanner=1

Never even heard of these beforezz

3,286 · August 9, 2015

7,216 · August 9, 2015

Oh my...

This is something else!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/121724831390

Never even heard of these beforezz

Comtesse Break

...meaning this is the estate version!? The mind boggles.

August 10, 2015

That's probably the worst car ad I've seen yet.

Listing using photos of photos... it's like Inception.

Bet it's fun at his house at Christmas.

August 10, 2015

Check out this advert - More ebay brilliance

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-ROVER-75-CLUB-AUTO-GREY-/321826144296?hash=item4aee554028

Ok...

HUH?? So you will sell it for Ã‚Â£287 without an MOT or Ã‚Â£775 with an MOT, but their is nothing wrong with the car????

Then this...

The costs of what exactly? I refer to paragraph two.

But then were back to this...

hmmmm??

And finally..

Anyone fancy trying to do a deal with this bloke? It sounds like agony doesn't it.

Sounds like a 'knob'.

23,879 · August 10, 2015

$_12.JPG
http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1982-VAUXHALL-VICEROY-AUTO-GOLD-/301709011000?hash=item463f422838

That Viceroy is amazing, look at the seats!

The front garden is pretty amazing too. Perfect match for the car

front windows have been converted to electic but all handles are there if you wanted to return to manuel

I have never seen one of these that wasn't gold. Irresisstable!

23,879 · August 10, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Miniature-Bedford-k-type-/141741144891?hash=item21006e3b3b

eBay tat volume 3.

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