eBay tat volume 3.

3,342 · June 18, 2015

A Rapier...

With KOX on the number plate...

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1960s-Sunbeam-Rapier-Barn-Find-/131538631123?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1ea05039d3#ht_1296wt_1348

Does it lick your eyeballs too?....

3,342 · June 18, 2015

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Honda-Integra-1986-87-Classic-Rare-Retro-Car-New-MOT-Very-Fast-Mk1/151709108038?_trksid=p2054897.c100204.m3164&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140407115239%26meid%3D51d8dd92aab540b983033f744244ca62%26pid%3D100204%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D30%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D131517809626#ht_695wt_1348

28,547 · June 18, 2015

That Metro got no bids at Ã‚Â£900 on eBay last week, so of course they've upped the price and put it on the posh site.

17,008 · June 18, 2015

I'm surprised it's not on KGF/4 star classic/myriad of other rip-off merchants for Ã‚Â£9999.

18,091 · June 18, 2015

that metro is also listed on the blue, and the thread says it is sold.

it is a real beauty though.

43,526 · June 18, 2015

That Beetle framed thing has few similarities to ANYTHING.

I squinted and saw a Siata Spring

In this photo-fail shot

And got all excited.

As you were.

20,371 · June 18, 2015

This advert seems a bit naughty. Lots of mentions of the specification of the original SSK but one line (and only one line) that gives it away is

No mention of it being a replica. Obviously it looks a bit shit as the front track is too wide and for reasons best known only to them they've used the beetle bumpers.
No one is fooled so be honest!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-SSK-GAZELLE-1928-FULLY-REBUILT-VERY-RARE-/151718049494?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item235319b6d6

I know lots of people who would be fooled. My parents probably. My sister definitely. My sister in Law - not the blind one, because she can tell a beetle by the exhaust note, but the other one, who would describe it as a black car, or maybe dark blue, can't really say, but definitely maybe black.

That's how she described my RED mk2 cavalier to her parents.

22,343 · June 18, 2015

Ideal for someone who likes a constant supply of tea as it comes with fitted urns

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/K124-oyg-/281725824418?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item41982aeda2

22,587 · June 18, 2015

http://www.ebay.de/itm/Halber-Opel-Corsa-/201368555436?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_77&hash=item2ee2804fac

Ladies - do not piss off a man with an angle grinder.

7,216 · June 18, 2015

Gahhh! This makes me want to cry. Must be super-rare (even has a bit of MOT) and some total groin has snapped the steering wheel off while attempting to steal the car (or perhaps they only wanted the 'wheel?). Seller seems quite mellow about it - I'd be livid!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251999534249

47,369 · June 18, 2015

How the fuck do you snap a steering wheel clean off?

7,216 · June 18, 2015

How the fuck do you snap a steering wheel clean off?

By the power of idiocy.

12,821 · June 18, 2015

Ideal for someone who likes a constant supply of tea as it comes with fitted urns

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/K124-oyg-/281725824418?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item41982aeda2

Just finished

Needs some fresh door seals

new wheels American Racing and tiers

I will odder for the sale.

deposit of Ã‚Â£150 non refundable paid to my pay pale

Verdict: CABBAGE

4,380 · June 18, 2015

I know lots of people who would be fooled. My parents probably. My sister definitely. My sister in Law - not the blind one, because she can tell a beetle by the exhaust note, but the other one, who would describe it as a black car, or maybe dark blue, can't really say, but definitely maybe black.

That's how she described my RED mk2 cavalier to her parents.

Yep, I wouldn't laugh at the ignorance of others. After all, I wouldn't know an antique painting or furniture from a modern reproduction

88,111 · June 18, 2015

You'd have to be pretty thick to buy that thinking it was the real thing and not at least asking someone or at least googling it. It's like some one selling a genuine Van Gogh painting for 30 grand but it was painted in ms paint.

22,343 · June 18, 2015

You'd have to be pretty thick to buy that thinking it was the real thing and not at least asking someone or at least googling it. It's like some one selling a genuine Van Gogh painting for 30 grand but it was painted in ms paint.

What like the chap John Myatt who made a bomb selling forgeries done in household emulsion (until he was caught) and who still makes a living by selling genuine forgeries

24,103 · June 18, 2015

Well his look good to be fair. That merc things looks crap.

7,916 · June 18, 2015

I've always fancied one of these despite a friend owning one for quite some time and them being a complicated Renault.

7,916 · June 18, 2015

This '77 Mustang reminds me of Henry

"Once, an engine attached to a train was afraid of a few drops of rain. It went into a tunnel, and squeaked through its funnel, and wouldn't come out again!"