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theorganist Rank: Renault 16

theorganist

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I thought the same when I read the listing. Fingers crossed. TSE should be nice spec - could be a good buy, all being well.

Yes I was attracted by the TSE specification.

 

I fancy a bit of luxury!*

 

Will see what they say to my enquiries about obtaining a battery!

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Decided to contact the seller of that Toyota estate

 

Purely out of curiosity.

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Sealtainn Rank: BL Wedge

Sealtainn

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I love this place already - it feels like I have come home

MarvinsMom Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

MarvinsMom

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i like the blue renner 9, i seem to remember back in the old days the rennix on the starter coil used to give trouble, in fact on those that was just bout the only bit that used to get sold off of them quickly.

 

i once worked in a breakers, 20 odd years ago.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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That Juva is worth no where near 10 bags. Another hipster type seller that knows bugger all about what he is selling. The Juvaquatre has bugger all to do with the Opel other than being a rip off of Opels design. There are plenty in France for way less money.

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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^^ Looks alright to me, my next door neighbour had one, loved it. Greyhounds (x2) less keen.....

outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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One for the well-heeled bus perverts.....

 

 

AND THE PRICE WE ARE TAKING OFFERS IN THE REGION OF £139,000 WITH PART EXCHANGE AVAILABLE

:shock:

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-OB-BUS-1-OF-A-KIND-MOTORHOME-CONVERSION-MODERN-RUNNING-GEAR-AMAZING-/281394280017?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item418467f651

 

Whilst undoubtedly a shitload of dosh, it's absolutely fabulous. GR3 4 SHYTFEAST.

Oh hang on, what's this....

 

 

A 6.5 ton, 2006 Iveco three litre HDi engine and running gear

That's a bastard heavy engine!!

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Aston Martin Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

Aston Martin

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^^ Looks alright to me, my next door neighbour had one, loved it. Greyhounds (x2) less keen.....

 

I haven't got any kids, but I wouldn't even want them as a passenger in one.

 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Think of all the shit heaps you've ever heard about
like Calibras, Saxos and Tigras, on an ebay link
There are lots of fucking rubbish cars in all this world
But have you ever seen a Punto that is pink?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/one-off-pink-punto-/321772480048?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4aeb226630

 

 

'The wanky-dink Punto,
Isn't it an eysore ever so pink?

It really needs a baseball bat,
and a shoeing for the creator, what a daft blind twat'

 

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'He's in the pink - the pink Punto
The wanky-dank Punto,
and it's as plain as your nose,
that he's the one and only, truly horrific,
Wanky pink Punto from camel toes.'

 

'hoping to find someone who would love this car as much as i do' 

 

Good luck with that one.
 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Raymanboy_Chelsea_dolls_house_antiques_grand_piano_fruitcake's brother is selling a motorbike:

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/HARLEY-DAVIDSON-XLH-SPORTSTER-1200-TOURING-TRAILER-Custom-Bobber-Chopper-6000-/181760980966?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item2a51cc77e6

 

 

'Please see my other auctions and keep your eye on my listings for some really awesome cars, bikes, boats and generally cool 'man stuff' over the coming weeks'

 

I can hardly wait.

Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Realised I didn't post a link to that Toyota estate. So here it is, with the ad in full.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/toyota/blue-toyota-carina-estate-gl.-1587cc-h-reg.-1990.-petrol./1119082649

 

Make Toyota Model Carina gl Year 1990 Mileage 68000 Seller type Private Body type Estate
Fuel type Petrol Transmission Manual Colour Blue Engine size 1587 Posted 1 day ago
Description

Up for sale. She starts first time, runs lovely. Electric windows,Sunroof. She has all the originals (apart from stereo). CD player with Removable front for security. She is mechanical sound and runs lovely. No money forces sale 

£400 ONO. Plymouth. Thanku for reading. MOT till August 2015. NO advisory's from last MOT

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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I haven't got any kids, but I wouldn't even want them as a passenger in one.

 

 

 

Are they crashing it into an Ikea bathroom cabinet?

 

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Coprolalia Rank: Renault 16

Coprolalia

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Gumtree keeps giving:

 

PAGING BOLLOX. PAGING BOLLOX

 

214i. 27,500 genuine miles. 6 months test. Check out them arches. £500.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/nissan/rover-214i-one-owner-27500-genuine-miles-very-good-condition/1119282410

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Escort 1600 zetec. £175 with a few months test

http://www.gumtree.com/p/ford/ford-escort-finese/1119287074

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Like pretty much every other car 15 years old or over seicentos are pretty shit in a crash.

We had one for 8 years and never crashed it once.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Did you buy that Rover then Cort? It went for £3k!!!

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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No I shat it when I realised the car tax was 500 quid a year. Not really justifiable on a third car when I could barely afford it in the first place.

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