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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Roller skate, anyone?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daewoo-Matiz-short-not-smart-car-c1-c2-106-107-modified-one-off-special-edition-/111673187769?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item1a003d9db9

 

'Selling due to needing a van, ldv panel van ideally'

 

Sign him up.

  • Aston Martin and tooSavvy
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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Spares for Lotus 503 owners, lots of shiny things in a crap body.

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2008-MINI-COOPER-RED-MODIFIED-AIRBRUSHED-/141668185712?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item20fc14f670

 

'subtle yet awesome artwork'

 

About as subtle as painting your bollocks fluorescent green and running naked through the Westminster Abbey shouting your undying love for inserting hamsters up your council during a royal wedding.

  • Uncle Jimmy, outlaw118 and rml2345
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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1982 Y - DE TOMASO MINI

 

The main pic is tad misleading to be polite!

 

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  • Banger Kenny, prairie pal, MarvinsMom and 1 other
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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I always thought smaller cars were OK in loud colours but big ones look far better in neutral ones. Still do.

 

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  • Uncle Jimmy, Junkman and Dead_E23
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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Rover Rag Top saved!

 

 

I bought this last week as an estate executor was going to scrap the car

 

Well done that man!

 

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  • Jim Bergerac
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Who wants to drive a car that looks like a constipated poodle trying to curl one out on the living room carpet?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-106-Quicksilver-1-4-Modified-Custom-Project-Show-Car-with-Reiger-Bodykit-/321755218640?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4aea1b02d0

 

'if you are a O.K with having a little attention and you do not mind having good and nice compliments said about you'

 

Like 'Oh well, at least he parks it three streets away'? 

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Who wants to drive a car that looks like a constipated poodle trying to curl one out on the living room carpet?

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Peugeot-106-Quicksilver-1-4-Modified-Custom-Project-Show-Car-with-Reiger-Bodykit-/321755218640?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item4aea1b02d0

 

'if you are a O.K with having a little attention and you do not mind having good and nice compliments said about you'

 

Like 'Oh well, at least he parks it three streets away'? 

 

And, 'LOOK AT THAT TWAT LOLOLOL'

  • fred and Cavcraft
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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My car of the day

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vw-golf-mk3-vr6-show-car-boy-racer-mk4-evo-impreza-car-fast-/301634035596?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item463aca1f8c

 

 

It's so goppingly awful, it's actually beyond laughable. It looks like the kind of colour scheme you'd find on an Austin Farina hearse going round the oval.

 

 

'It is also in the well known vice video on YouTube'

 

There is 100% no chance EVER I'd watch any porno films that the person who created this bag of shit is into.

  • outlaw118 and Junkman
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh. My. Days. Do NOT look at this car if you've just had your tea, you have been warned.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-OPEL-ASTRA-CONVERTIBLE-CABRIO-2-0-PETROL-TURBO-CUSTOM-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-/281692850877?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item419633cabd

 

'TUNNING - IT WAS BUILT IN SWITZERLAND - SPENT CHF 70,000 (which is about £46,000)'

 

The only possible, even remotely believable excuse for that pile of wanks is that someone went to Dignitas, discovered they weren't actually ill at all, and snorted so much Columbian marching powder that this seemed a great idea.

Then probably woke up sober again, looked out of the window and got straight back onto Swiss Air for another one way ticket.  

Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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Those seats look like two sad little faces

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greengartside Rank: Renault 16

greengartside

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That fucking interior...

 

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I just see it like this...

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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They're faces of shame

 

 

Faeces.

panhard65 Rank: Renault 16

panhard65

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Jesus Christ I need to nip upstairs for a clap of hands! What an absolute peach!

 

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I see my old 25 is back up for sale again. I wonder if he fixed the heater properly I know it needed a control unit to get to work. Seems like it has had the bodywork sorted though. The gearbox wasn't quite as good as he says though it did slip a couple of times when I had it driving it hard.

Jerzy Woking Rank: Renault 16

Jerzy Woking

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That is really expensive for what it is (wonder what the reserve is?). And rare does not equate to desirable. White dog shit is rare, but not desirable. Can't see why seller describes it as being vulgar or ostentatious either.

 

I'm also wondering how long the seller has owned it - I may be wrong but it reads like a "bought it for next to nothing and I've put it up for sale at X times what I paid for it" advert.

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