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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That was on eBay a while back as a 'garage find', what a great find, it was only about £200 back then but was one of those where you have absolutley no idea if its going to be rotten as fook or not.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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OMG! £200 with tax and test!

 

"Good clean condition for age, had new clutch fitted recently, mot may 2013, tax april 2013. 3 owners since new. Only for sale due to death of owner "

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... 1001057705

Just rang up about this - it's the seller's late father's car. Unsurprisingly she already had four people lined up to come and look at it, but she said two of them were young lads who she thought probably wanted it for drifting, which she wasn't going to entertain. She's got one chap coming to look tomorrow morning, but if he doesn't have it she's going to let me know. It'll probably sell though at that money. :(

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This bloke is getting right on my tits

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1997-VAUXHALL ... 3a79f97cc2

 

'THIS CAR RETAILS AT £995 FROM A GARAGE AND A TRADER WOULD PAY OVER £395 FROM AUCTION'

 

Every pissing old snotter this fella has gets the same 'retails at stupid amount, would make over stupid amount at auction' load of bollocks. I'm bloody sure repo's HAVE to be auctioned, the proceeds then go to the debt and any outstanding amount is still owed, and any 'profit' is returned to debtor.

Whatever, I'd f*cking love to find the car auction where people bid £300+ for shit old Rover 600s with no MOT and whatnot, this dreamer must be a bit mental I think.

sporty-shite Rank: Renault 16

sporty-shite

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Bet his neighbours love him!

 

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Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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This is clearly for winners:

Mad Rascal Pick Up

I can only imagine what it's like to drive.

 

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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Swedish sex pot looking for Doctor for evening of hot wax buffing maybe more.

 

22k Volvo 340

 

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/volvo-340-gl-immaculategenuine-23000-miles1-family-since-new/111384389#gallery-item-full-9

 

The Stilo Abarths are shite alright. They all seem to feature at least one random incurable problem

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http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/fiat-stilo-abarth-for-sale-or-swap/1001066524

 

great running car with lovely leather interior. minor faults are....needing brakes and discs all round. small bracket on exhaust needing fixed. and master code for sat nav as battery went dead. still trying to locate service history and code for sat nav.
warren t claim Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

warren t claim

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This is a Volvo engine, apparently.

"

RENAULT SAFRANE 2.0I AUTOMATIC 5 DOOR HATCHBACK

GRAB A BARGAIN BEFORE ITS TOO LATE!!!!

ENGINE THAT'S ECONOMICAL YET STILLS PROVIDES POWER

COST £30,000 NEW, ONE OF RENAULTS BEST BUILT CARS

CHECK USER REVIEWS ON GOOGLE TO BE CONVINCED!!!

USES ONE OF VOLVOS BULLET PROOF ENGINE NOT RENAULTS!

SUPER SPACIOUS IN FRONT AND BACK, AND HUGE LOAD SPACE

VERY COMFORTABLE CRUISER PERFECT FOR THOSE LONG JOURNEYS

 

#MOT TILL OCT 2012

#HPI CLEAR NEVER HAD ANY SERIOUS ACCIDENT DAMAGE

#ONLY 4 PREVIOUS OWNERS

#VERY COMFORTABLE BLACK LEATHER SEATS

#GOOD BODY FOR AGE

#GOOD SPEC INCLUDING:

#ELECTRIC FRONT WINDOWS

#FULLY ELECTRIC SUNROOF

#HEATED REAR GLASS SCREEN

#DIGITAL CLIMATE CONTROL

#AIR CONDITIONING

#ALL GOOD TIRES, AND ALLOYS

#REAR WASH WIPE

#IMMOBILISER AND ALARM

#REMOTE CENTRAL LOCKING

#REAR SEATS FOLD FLAT GIVING A HUGE BOOT SPACE

#ALL IN ALL NEVER BROKEN DOWN IDEAL FOR

#TAX available at extra cost

BUILDER/DELIVERY OR FAMILY USE YOU CHOOSE.

FIRST TO SEE WILL BUY

NO TIME WASTERS PLEASE, VIEWING WELCOME

leave me a text if i miss your call and i will get back to you thanks

Please try not to leave voice mail as i get too many and don't get the chance to check them."

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-moto ... /109549839

Morgan84 Rank: Citroen Ami

Morgan84

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Our ex neighbour had a gold one of them;never did used to see many of them about

gtd2000 Rank: Renault 16

gtd2000

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I think only the Safrane 2.5's had the Volvo engines.

 

I thought it was the other way around - Volvo used Renault sourced engines (at certain points)?

Volksy Rank: Renault 16

Volksy

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Oh my. that 626 is quite lovely.

 

Where's D.Hirst when you need him.

Betaphile Rank: Austin Maxi

Betaphile

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I think only the Safrane 2.5's had the Volvo engines.

The 2.0 in the Safrane is the Volvo five minus one cylinder.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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DOINGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGGG!

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CARL ... 3f1cbb14f3

 

'The bodywork needs a very small amount of tlc to rear door area' ,not that bad & should take a diy'er a few hrs'

 

This translates to 'rear wheel arches don't exists, marvel at the tread on the n/s/r tyre as you drive along with the doors closed. Will only take a few hours everyday for seven weeks with a Mig welder'

 

Fit though and the nicest colour.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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'Project'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Fiesta-G ... 0985168389

 

The paintwork which was done by myself is not to a great standard in most places so that would need some care and attention. Various wires in my haste as a youngster were chopped rather than hidden, these include the airbag wires and electric mirror wires.

There has been some paint overspray on to the headlights/alloys and there is some black rubber adhesive left from when I had light brows on the lights

 

You've got to admire the lad's honesty as he is depicting himself to be/have been previously, a complete fucking bell end. Get a load of this interior:

 

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