eBay tat volume 3.

[R9UKE]

Feel like a Korean diplomat for only 499 Great British Pounds.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-X-Hyunda ... 176wt_1186

 

[garethj]

Hi, I'm after a car which is flimsy, skittish, slightly broken, dangerous, has no street cred and preferably with no reverse gear. None of these options are on Audi's website configurator, what on earth can I do?

 

Step this way, sir. I think we can do a deal on this Fireblade engined Kitten

[garethj]

There's only one thing worse than "ONE LIFE, LIVE IT" stickers, and that's chequerplate. But we're not all the same

 

[Ross_K]

So, is checquerplate to Land Rover owners what chrome wheel arches are to Mercedes owners?

 

ie. good for nothing except hiding monumental amounts of rust...

 

And don't get me started on that bull bar thing

[garethj]

Don't think it's for hiding rust as most of it goes on aluminium panels. All it does is seriously reduce the number of available cars for sale

[R9UKE]

£155 with 2 hours to go. Looks suitably shite!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LANCIA-THEMA- ... 500wt_1203

 

[M'coli]

The mind boggles:

completely unique, hand made 1/2 size scale model trotter van

lovely childrens (or adults) ride on electric car

I could go on, but - ach, just see for yourself if you think your sanity can handle it.

[KruJoe]

Meh, to be fair to him, at least he hasn't done the usual Trotterisation. And his daily can be seen in the background:

 

 

The man's a winner!

 

Where to start on the rest? The Thema is bargainous - cheap enough to be a Samara engine donor if it's pear-rotten

 

And that Moggie is a deathtrap. Not mentioning the LPG 'installation', did you notice how he thinks the battery should be 'secured'?

 

 

Be (a bit) like me:

 

@£155.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/320976595019

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

And that Moggie is a deathtrap. Not mentioning the LPG 'installation', did you notice how he thinks the battery should be 'secured'?

 

I can sympathise. I never remember to check which way round the terminals are before buying battery.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Sweet jesus, that Thema went for £180

[cort16]

I wish I had 900 quid for this but I dinnie.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/1991-ford-granada-24v-cosworth-tax-and-mot/110399349

[Cavcraft]

Ref. blue Sierra: NFI.

 

 

 

These looks pretty good I reckon, like a sort of properly built kit car

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RELIANT-SCIMI ... 3a797b5d84

 

'nissan 1.8 turbo engine'

[Cavcraft]

100% WOULD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Ford- ... 4d04919d19

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-VAUXHALL ... 3cca656046

 

'Beige'

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/xr3i-1989-mk4 ... 0967046283

 

I have spent alot of time and money on this car as you can see from the pictures but due to a new job

 

.....as a full-time GOAT BLOWER, I just don't have the time to complete it

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-145-DL- ... 0847330938

 

Holy shit look at that!!!! Particularly loving that red light next to the pez cap, makes a lot of sense that.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Go ... 0854316114

 

Look out its purple helmet!!!! Just £3000 for this BEAUTY

[ayrshirelad]

I usually prefer the mk1/2 Grannies or the bug eyed ones. however that one looks really nice. No cash or space though unfortunalty!

[Shep Shepherd]

That 145's marvellous. I think I'd simply get it roadworthy, service it and drive it as-is

[Tayne]

.

[Morgan84]

That 145 would come in as handy spares for ours

[dieselnutjob]

are these mega valuable?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/370644657240

[Cavcraft]

/\

Only for the fact it's a two door so some bum nugget can buy a Mexico ID off eBay, respray this one and sell it for fifteen times what it's actually worth.

 

 

 

 

KIds, keep off the acid

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OLDSMOBILE-BR ... 3cca6689ea

 

'RELISTED DUE TO PROBLEMS OUT OF MY CONTROL'

 

Hands?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

That purple yank thing is terrible, I would LITERALLY have a dump on it

[dieselnutjob]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261089005727

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Nissan-Presid ... 4abbb66f9f

 

'how many 91 Rollers have rear seats that vibrate, heat up and recline electrically'

 

91?

 

How many 91 Nissan presidents have letterboxes cut into the glovebox?

[Cavcraft]

 

THIS WEEK OI SHALL MOSTLY BE SELLING A FORD

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-escort-e ... 2575122d37

 

'It's an Eclipse with a speech impediment'

[Cavcraft]

PAGING WUVVUM

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FIAT-AMIGO-CL ... 337bcc5536

 

'PLAN WAS TO RESTORE 'MINKY', TO HER FORMER GLORY, BUT TIME IS AGAINST US'

 

I tried to restore a Minky once, I think that had been abandoned for the same length of time and the rest of it's body had deteriorated quite badly too. The last time I saw her was about 3.31am on a Sunday in 1989, just before I climbed down the drainpipe and blended, never to return.

[CreepingJesus]

827 Limo, with only 16 minutes to go/live. Best be quick...

[CreepingJesus]

Quick! Buy The Other One, and Autoshite Funerals and Alternative Camper Hire is ready to roll. Phwoar.