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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-FORD-GRA ... 3f1bd42c74

 

'It has a personalised number plate worth £4,695 which is special to the car. GKH stands for Glue, Kinetic, Halford's (window) in reference to the fact this vehicle was smothered in Prittstik and driven through the window of a leading automotive supplies store in 1988. If you have too much money and f*ck all taste, please get in touch.'

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Here we have what appears to be a classic (arf, arf) case of someone seeing an advert for a similar (but millions time better) car on eBay, putting 11 and 15 together to make 94 and automatically assuming their motor is worth the same.

Junior doctor?

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Daimler-5-3-1 ... 2321e3fc95

 

Rusty chrome, hideous arches probably hiding rot and he wants £9,250 for it. The only reason this isn't in the 'bargains' thread is because I'm still a bit pissed from last night and CANNOT BE ARSED looking for that thread.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Ahh, the good old British holiday. So much to see from the beauty of the Yorkshire moors, the stunning backdrop of Edinburgh castle or perhaps a hotel room overlooking Cardiff bay? The fresh air, the stunning scenery, the long walks in all weather just taking in the elements and smiling to yourself at the wonders of our lovely island. You can't beat a really invigorating work out, blows away the cobwebs and all that.

 

Alernatively just look at a fat, tattooed, shirtless bloke drinking Penis Griggochet wine (because it's posh) outside his shit caravan in a shit field somewhere shit.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2-berth-ace-d ... 2574bf9bf5

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

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More UrbEx Photos from Longbridge?

 

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No, just the only photo of 1974 mini pick up truck almost complete blue. He's right, it is almost completely blue.

Pete-M Rank: Isuzu Florian

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'It has a personalised number plate worth £4,695 which is special to the car. GKH stands for Glue, Kinetic, Halford's (window) in reference to the fact this vehicle was smothered in Prittstik and driven through the window of a leading automotive supplies store in 1988. If you have too much money and f*ck all taste, please get in touch.'

 

Hate the wheels and arches. Looks nice otherwise though...

garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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If any of you bastards get to this before I do, you're dead.

As they say on the internet. I've been pwned :(

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Has anyone seen a Renault?

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1981-retro-AU ... 46077ffed0

 

I had one of those exactly like this (without all the banded wheels/lowering stuff) once and it was absolutely detestable. Hats off to the vendor of this one for getting it far closer to it's grave.

Mike D Rank: Citroen Ami

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I've just got back - I didn't buy it! It was a fucking heap!!!! I thought it'd be a bit grim for 150, but i way over estimated how shite it could be :lol:

 

MOT and tax arent 11/12 it said, theres 3 weeks test and rent til the end of the month - however, only the drivers window worked - the rest had all broken, the exhaust was hanging off, the passenger seat wasnt fitted, interior was minging, there was a plethora of old man bodges on the wiring - starter on a button, lights on a rocker switch that just rolled around the dash, but the best was the drivers door that had dropped massively, so he'd removed the latch striker pin and used a bungee across his lap to keep it shut! Lovely bloke though, a tuning engineer for Cosworth!! He's got a few people after it, a bloke wants it for spares so I said it was probably better going to him..

 

I managed 40.4 mpg over the trip in my 2.0 focus though, so was pretty impressed!

 

As you were :D

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