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garethj Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Welcome back to the car park of the '70s.  Let's hear it for Bob, the junior sales rep, he's just got a new road atlas with all the Little Chefs marked on it.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-AUSTIN-ALLEGRO-1300-SDL-GOLD-/171511734682?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item27eee5619a

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Perhaps if he can coax a few more mph from that A-series he can keep up with Dave, salesman of the month for the last 3 months running.  The girls in the typing pool really go for that vinyl roof.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1974-VAUXHALL-VIVA-1256-SL-METALLIC-GOLD-WITH-BLACK-VILNAL-ROOF-/261620409194?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3ce9caa36a

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Dave looks on with some envy at Mike, he's the area sales manager and that Cortina is the cat's pyjamas.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-2000-XL-BRONZE-/181562972141?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2a45ff17ed

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Mike knows he's got more chance of walking on Mars than getting Edward's job of sales director.  That Beemer is pretty exotic but the girls in accounts are all over him like a cheap suit.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BMW-2500-E3-/141448294499?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item20eef9b063

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This belongs to Tracey from personnel.  She's sleeping with Sir Charles, the chairman.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Jaguar-E-Type-Series-3-V12-5-3-Roadster-1973-30000m-with-substantial-history-/131327938081?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1e93c14e21

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Sloth in a bowl Rank: Renault 16

Sloth in a bowl

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Of all the shite on sale today, why is this the one that peaks my interest? http://www.gumtree.com/p/citroen/citeroen-bx-1900-gti-16valve/1086372056

 

 

 

citeroen bx 1900 gti 16valve

 

Walsall £150

 

Fuel type Petrol Year 1988 Body type 5 Door Hatchback Model Bx 19 gti Colour Black Seller type Trade
Mileage 0 Transmission Manual Make Citroen Engine size 1905 Posted 1 day ago
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car has been abandoned for the last couple of years, in that time the drivers-side rear quarter-light has broken,steering-wheel and barrel have been damaged. 
also, no keys or log-book

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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130 BHP SEH 8V - proper q car. 195/60x14 steels but those are SRi trims and it should have L trims, like what the grey bumpers are.

 

Still throw in a GSi engine, steal the interior out of an Old v6 Diplomat, and you've got a stonking car. (or throw in a V6 as I'm sure I've seen that done on what used to be cavweb.co.uk  )

 

I'm just off for a wank.

Alexg Rank: Lancia Gamma

Alexg

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This looks a potential honey....

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Audi-90-/141451732480

Audi 90 1986 Auto 2.0L 97500 guaranteed mileage. One owner from new. Mechanically in perfect working order. Body work needs a little attention. This car has always been garaged. MOT and taxed until Feb 2015. Full service history. The only reason my dad is selling the car he is 94 and has given up driving. This car has been well looked after as it has been my dads pride and joy.

 

 

 

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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130 BHP SEH 8V - proper q car. 195/60x14 steels but those are SRi trims and it should have L trims, like what the grey bumpers are.

 

Still throw in a GSi engine, steal the interior out of an Old v6 Diplomat, and you've got a stonking car. (or throw in a V6 as I'm sure I've seen that done on what used to be cavweb.co.uk  )

 

I think its the 115bhp engine in these, and I think they're GL trims?? Also leave the engine and trim alone!!! The bizarre spec is the great thing about these I reckon.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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I think its the 115bhp engine in these, and I think they're GL trims?? Also leave the engine and trim alone!!! The bizarre spec is the great thing about these I reckon.

 nah it's a g reg and therefore 130.

 

K reg would had the 115 bhp.

 

Front trim is GL, rear is SRi.  Indeed the bizarre spec is great. only 10 left apparently.

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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That Corty seller only loses credibility when he suggests turning it into a 1600E instead of just MOT'ing it and leaving it exactly the way it is.....

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Matt Rank: Renault 16

Matt

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You know you want a toy for winter!

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/181568019047

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/261638300873

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/321560194357

 

Shit photos. shit wheels, shit steering wheel. Brilliant.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/361089666202

 

Short MOT, reliable motor, I'll bet this one goes proper cheap

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/281480738371

 

Pretty sure this has been relisted, one bid will probably win it.

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221583207407

 

Same seller as the Micra

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/221588554687

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worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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Tidy Probe.  I thought these looked crap when new.  Nowadays: Would.  At only £400 ono I call barg.

 

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NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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nah it's a g reg and therefore 130.

 

K reg would had the 115 bhp.

 

Front trim is GL, rear is SRi.  Indeed the bizarre spec is great. only 10 left apparently.

May I put my two pennorth in at this point ?

As a big buyer of Vauxhalls, my employer (Argos) used to get 3 month fleet demos of all the latest models and as with any demo I'd blag them to use if they were any good. We got a red 4x4 Cavalier and it was shit,very basic inside and definitely only the 115 bhp L/GLi/CDi spec engine with the higher gearing. It handled funny from memory and you couldn't provoke it into lift off or left foot oversteer like a normal Cavalier. In fact even though it was around for my annual 4 day destruction test following the RAC Rally round the country and there was snow that year I took an XM.

dugong Rank: Renault 16

dugong

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Tidy Probe.  I thought these looked crap when new.  Nowadays: Would.  At only £400 ono I call barg.

 

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It's a 16v. Eurgh. £400 will just about get a scabby V6 - and they're rather fun.

Semi-C Rank: Citroen Ami

Semi-C

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This looks a potential honey....

 

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A.T.C.N.B.E......??

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worldofceri Rank: Renault 16

worldofceri

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That Audi ‘no longer available’. Not surprised at that price, it did look tidy. Hope it's gone to someone who'll enjoy it, not a banger rally and not a white room either.

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