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ShiteRider Rank: Citroen Ami

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I'm rapidly starting to believe that my life won't be complete until I've owned a Quantum.

If your serious there's one up the road from me with a for sale sign in the window.....not moved for a few years mind.
mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

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This looks like a bit of a bargain! Running and complete Minor for £295. 

 

Love those tacky bolt on mirrors and aerial. 

 

Autotrader

 

Love this - get it MOT'd and run it as it is - brilliant!

M'coli Rank: Isuzu Florian

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Am I correct in thinking that a fibreglass repair to the floorpan is an acceptable MOT fix in this case? GR8 4 no welding skillzorz...

laser wheels Rank: Citroen Ami

laser wheels

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That Kappa looks flippin' lovely... but is that a red one behind it, too?

brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

brickwall

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Those 309s in that blue colour always made them seem like they're made of plastic. To me anyway.

Honey Badger Rank: Citroen Ami

Honey Badger

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Overpriced slightly scabby Accord V6 whos appearance is much improved* by the fitting of stylish* Lexus type rear lights, helpfully listed under Bulbs and LEDs

 

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Including the one where he really should have been thinking about the effect his reflection is having on his customer base...

 

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  • laser wheels, KruJoe and Asimo
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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1300-Vw-Beetle-Barn-Find-Project-Or-Parts-/221516826226

 

Check this out for a half-arsed effort.

 

 

Vw beetle, was bought salvage and striped of its engine, most parts bar engine are there but some are missing, sat untouched for 5 years in a barn.

Has been partly dismantled and rear beam and box are out but are there (somewhere). Can't remember if it still has a valid id but has number plates and other numbers

 

You'd think these fucking bell ends would establish a few basic facts about what theyre selling before advertising it.

 

 

Q: The starting price you are asking for is way tooo high there are runners on Ebay for 500. I'd be interested in taking it off your hands for an offer of 150.
A: I can take it to the crusher for more than that and the parts on it are worth more than that as well

 

You dont even know what parts are on it you leper.

 

 

Starting bid:
£500.00

 

Good luck with that. Give me strength :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll: :roll:

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Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Check this heap out. Mind you it would sort Billy out with his Calibra fetish and a also bike lugger*.

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/saab-9000-car-lhd-in-spain-/181489016515

 

A LHD, uk-registered, non-running, automatic, SAAB 9000, situated in rural spain. The buyer has a 2-week window (starting next week) to pick it up. Surely the bar has been raised for sheer life-draining utter hopelessness. For gods sake just ring a local scrapman you bogus monkey reproduction specialist.

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