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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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"No Accidents" and 63,711 "carefully" driven miles!

 

I "trust" you!

 

This Aztek had to be "Garage" kept and never smoked in based on its "pristine" condition.

 

*does air quotes while telling insurance company about garage*

 

I have seen similar Azteks,  except they were from Cleveland, Ohio or up north. They were asking a whole lot more money plus most dealers have an extra "Dealer Fee" that costs you another

$500-$1000 on your purchase.....plus it's taxable!!!!!!

We don't have them and we don't believe in them. 

Just the norm of $150 for processing if on eBay buy it now is not utilized.

 

Unlike other dealers, we don't have an unexplained additional fee. All you pay is our unexplained additional fee. 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Description in its entirety:

“This vehicle is in good condition for a car with nearly 200000 miles on it.â€Â

 

While the description might be lacking, the seller has provided some Powerpoint slides:

 

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Anyway it's done nearly 200,000 miles so these things must be mechanically robust. 

 

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http://www.ebay.com/itm/Pontiac-Other-Base-Sport-Utility-4-Door-2003-pontiac-aztek-base-sport-utility-4-door-3-4-l-/231273918969?forcerrptr=true&hash=item35d8fff1f9&item=231273918969&pt=US_Cars_Trucks

DSdriver Rank: Lancia Gamma

DSdriver

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There's something funny going on with that Sud. It's a Series 2 car as you can see from the bumpers, spoilers, 1.5 engine etc but the dash is from a Series 1 1.2/1.3Ti. So, it's either a Series 1 car with all the bits from a later one added on or a Series 2 with an earlier dash fitted? Oh yeah it's also got the grill from a Series 3. Still, it's a great find.

Usually indicative of a major front end shunt repaired by a back street boyo.

Mash Rank: Renault 16

Mash

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Those round the world Minis need leaving as they are.  As soon as someone slaps a brand new Heritage shell and new engines on them or something, they become worthless replicas in my eyes because they're not the same cars.

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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Considering the rarity, I'm afraid you'll have to pay whatever the seller is asking, if you really want one.

Price-wise, they will never really be in shiter territory. Also, I have never seen one for sale in a colour I'd like.

I guess I will have to buy one eventually as my last car ever, on a cost no object basis, also get it modified 

into the spec I want. That includes installing a Club velours interior.

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trigger Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

trigger

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=191235967141

 

This poor things back again, I first posted it in this thread a few years back when it was for sale for something like £700 and looking minty fresh, since then it's been stolen and recovered with the boot and steering lock damage. Strange the seller hasn't mentioned this in the advert though.

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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One owner until taken off the road in 1992. Since then has been through 4 peoples hands. Ive owned it twice in that time.

 

 

 

It resembles the car driven by 'THE GAFFER' :)

 

'resembles famous knackered car'

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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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There's something funny going on with that Sud. It's a Series 2 car as you can see from the bumpers, spoilers, 1.5 engine etc but the dash is from a Series 1 1.2/1.3Ti. So, it's either a Series 1 car with all the bits from a later one added on or a Series 2 with an earlier dash fitted? Oh yeah it's also got the grill from a Series 3. Still, it's a great find.

I suspect any 36 year old Alfasud's DNA will not be that pure! Good to see it may live again, a rare survivor of a wonderful though badly made car.

RedSparrow Rank: Renault 16

RedSparrow

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Ephemera collection for sale. 

 

edit: just noticed there's a car behind all that, will have to ask seller if it is included or extra. 

 

I bet that bloke would bore you to death if you went to look at that motor.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I have actually just run out of LOLS

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/PROFESSIONALLY-MODIFIED-CUSTOM-BMW-E36-COUPE-HOT-ROD-RAT-ROD-MUSCLE-CAR-/201121993587?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ed3ce1373

 

'been profesionally modified to become this unique muscle car / hot rod.

 

Professionally modified by a pissed up monkey?

 

'All the work has been done by a bodyshop technician (me)'

 

The prosecution rests it's case, your honour.

 

'i dont have time for an amateur to bid'

 

UR IRONY AS STUNGED ME M8

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