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willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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How do you know he's not British anyhow?

 

The fact that Alex Salmond thinks that that would be a better system adds another degree of laughability to the "yes" campaign

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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He replied 'a little too old but thanks'

Worth a punt. Ta for asking.

wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Well I just phoned the seller of that green Volvo.  He wants £1000 for it, so my bid was some way short!  He's not in any hurry to sell.  I wished him luck.  I've got a bid in on a Saab finishing this afternoon too, and there are other candidates over the next day or two.  Something will turn up.

I think a bag would have been too salty for me too.  If it was a proper early 144 then fair enough, but a late big-bumpered model with a Badermatic is rather less desirable (imho at least).

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That looks great man!!!! That W124 is an early one too, don;t think I've ever seen a C-reg before

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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C reg is very early for a 124, yes, it should be possible to find a 123 on a C as they were the last.  Noticed that Belmont but thought it was a bit Barried for me...

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Hands up who wants to be the Chris Eubank of Autoshite.

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RENAULT-TRACTOR-UNIT-4X2-LEFT-HAND-DRIVE-NO-TAX-NO-TEST-NO-RESERVE-/231269970265?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item35d8c3b159

 

In one of those 'no real reason' moments I'd love to roll round in one of these.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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The one on the left is the tachograph!

Lankytim Rank: Isuzu Florian

Lankytim

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Paper tacho charts. OMGRETRO.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-FORD-ESCORT-1-4-LX-34K-FROM-NEW-FSH-EVERY-MOT-NO-PREVIOUS-OWNERS-CHEAP-TAX-/161351594227?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item25914df0f3

 

'NO PREVIOUS OWNERS'

 

'I bought this car with the intention of slamming it to the ground, fitting some RS turbo wheels and driving it around for some cheap and cheerful motoring'

 

26 years to realise he didn't want to slam it?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Paper tacho charts. OMGRETRO.

 

 

GR19 for accidentally putting in backwards, driving like a bastard all day, then manually filling out the back with a pen.

  • Inspector Morose and Charlie Croker
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mk1-Austin-Mini-850-1962-Surf-Blue-/271533585796?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3f38a9b584

 

'I am not a Mini aficionado and I'm definitely no mechanic but if you buy this car and put one single, solitary wide wheel arch, Union flag 'extra' or 'Mini Owners Do It...' sticker I will actually come round to your house with a machete and chop your fucking arms off. Got that? Good. Now either bid, or fuck off'

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

willswitchengage

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Spelling bee of the day:

 

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4 NEW TYAR'S

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/R-REG-NISSAN-LWB-PATROL-RGSE-TURBO-DIESEL-/221464097245?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item339049f1dd

 

Tokyo minicab of the day:

 

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$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OUTSTANDING-ULTRA-RELIABLE-NISSAN-LAUREL-MEDALIST-DIESEL-AUTO-1993-/231270425380?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d8caa324

 

Unusual photos of the day:

 

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One for shite security?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-LAND-CRUISER-FJ40-4-2-PETROL-RHD-NOT-BJ40-LAND-ROVER-/301218408873?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item46220429a9

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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207D with Paul Daniels gear lever

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-mercedes-207d-autotrail-navajo-motorhome-campervan-full-test-bargain-/291179786809?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item43cbaaf239

 

'The interior is designed with instant access to the rear so you can into the back and settle down for the night as it climbs the slight incline into the car park.'

Asimo Rank: Isuzu Florian

Asimo

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^^^That velour-lined Dieselmatic Laurel is "most desirable". Straight six with "proper" mechanical injection, I expect the gearbox is a proper old-school all hydraulic job too, frameless door windows and a real boot to boot.

 

What is not to like?

 

Just needs a row of little Buddha figures on springs across the dash and a tiny helicopter hovering over the AC vents......

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Paging the Scottish Volvo Mafia

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-740-GLE-Stretch-2-3L-Auto-MOT-until-Feb-2015-Tax-until-August-2014-/231271288405?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35d8d7ce55

 

All you need is some floor mounted hidden cams, a few bottles of Lambrini and a flashing light and you could do hen party runs to Blackpool. It's a win-win situation as you can just up the charge when you get there and then get paid in kind by a bevy of buzz bushed Biggar busted Banff beauties.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Patina.

Preheat a baking tray in the oven to put the pie on and you’ll get a nice crisp base for this easy Volkswagen pie.

Equipment and preparation: You will need a 23cm/9in metal pie dish with sloping sides for the best results, once warmed it's easier to ply into floor repairs

Add various layers of rattle can, sprinkled lightly with an assortment of primer, and lightly sauté over a grate fired by big fuck off wads of cash.

Cover in a very large helping of understatement and serve to a gullible public.

 

Best served on a beach in Cornwall to people with stupid hats, annoying kids with stupid names and stupid coloured fucking glorified vans with gaudily covered striped beds made out of bastarding plywood. 

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Splitscreen-T2-1961-Sundial-panel-van-camper-not-bay-Over-1500-panels-inc-/141333050595?pt=UK_Campers_Caravans_Motorhomes&hash=item20e81b34e3

 

'There is a bit of work to be done'

 

There'd be less fucking work painting the Forth road bridge with a toothbrush using water colours. 

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