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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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2014 14 REG AIXAM MEGAVAN ELECTRIC £1295

 

Wow, a neighbour impressing 14 plate for only £1295!

 

PLEASE NOTE THESE WERE MANUFACTURED IN 2008 AND REGISTERED ON THE 1/3/2014,ON THE LOG BOOK IT SAYS THEY ARE MANUFACTURED AND REGISTERED ON THE 1/3/2014,SO DVLA ARE SAYING IN THE LOG BOOK THAT THEY ARE BRAND NEW,AND HAVE A INSURANCE VALUATION OF AROUND £14,000.

 

That sounds like it's going to be fun to explain every time it comes up. 

 

THESE WERE USED ON CENTER PARCS SITES ACROSS THE UK,AND WERE MAINTAINED REGARDLESS.

 

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brickwall Rank: Lancia Gamma

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Did you guys also notice that right after "barn find", "it is what it is" is now the most popular expression in Ebay car adverts?

 

Well, they are what they are.

Luckythirteen Rank: BL Wedge

Luckythirteen

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This poor Puggy goes straight in the lexicon. And Gumtree gets an honorary for geography fail. Dundee +30 miles =/= Burntisland...

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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That 240 GLT is lovely, not so sure about the black wheels but otherwise I'd bang its back doors in all night.

 

Which is more than can be said for that poor original round light 244 those fucktards have poured brake fluid all over because "Hey...  My Car My Way"
It's savable but the problem is, will a proper enthusiast see past the fuckwittery and restore it, or is that once (and recently IIRC) almost perfect old Ovlov about to topple over the precipice of being owned by one arse after another until it ends up in the scrapper in a couple of years?... :(

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burraston2006 Rank: Citroen Ami

burraston2006

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These are looking like a lot of car for not a lot of money.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LOVELY-1999-MERCEDES-SCLASS-S320-HUGE-SPEC-FULL-HISTORY-DRIVES-SUPERB-MOT-TO-OCT-/171341880288

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MERCEDES-S-CLASS-S320L-AUTO-FULLY-LOADED-/151320067893

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Probably find them cheaper, these were in the first few I looked at. Whats the catch?

This was the era of Mercsedes-Benz trying to save money. Doors and wings etc were not waxed to prevent rust so thats why alot of them are rustyin these areas. There's a clause in the mobiolo ( sp? ) 30 year body guarantee about no edges or bolt on parts are covered. Bxstards!

NorfolkNWeigh Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

NorfolkNWeigh

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This was the era of Mercsedes-Benz trying to save money. Doors and wings etc were not waxed to prevent rust so thats why alot of them are rustyin these areas. There's a clause in the mobiolo ( sp? ) 30 year body guarantee about no edges or bolt on parts are covered. Bxstards!

Seem to be a lot of them with shagged suspension too, hasn't stopped me looking at them though.

This one belongs to a local pub landlord and suits the role to tee,with its fucked up suspension and wrong size part worns.post-17414-0-84463600-1402076706_thumb.jpg

burraston2006 Rank: Citroen Ami

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Yup such as wheel arches, door bottoms, door frames leading egdes of bonnets/wings, petrol filler cap, tail gate bottom lip and around the apperture for the number plate lights/door release. In fact it would be easier to state what is covered: fxck all!

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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that poor original round light 244 those fucktards have poured brake fluid all over because "Hey...  My Car My Way"

 

It's savable but the problem is, will a proper enthusiast see past the fuckwittery and restore it, or is that once (and recently IIRC) almost perfect old Ovlov about to topple over the precipice of being owned by one arse after another until it ends up in the scrapper in a couple of years?... :(

 

I could weep for that poor car.

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outlaw118 Rank: Lancia Gamma

outlaw118

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Not sure if this should be in "bargains" or not; perhaps we need another section called "At what point did that seem like a good idea"

$_35.JPG$_35.JPG I mean REALLY. It's £5495 too, but at least the seller has a firm* grip on what he's got.

 

  Engine Size: 1,108

 

Hudson 3-wheelers in the UK are powered by a number of different engines but the best choice was the 1397cc Renault engine as is this one

Ponyfister.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/191199712226?ssPageName=STRK:MEWAX:IT&_trksid=p3984.m1423.l2649

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