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mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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I bloody hate that 'testing the waters' thing

boils my piss that does

I had my waters tested the other day - I don't recall the nurse boiling the sample at any point though.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Autoshite Money well spent department

 

 

$_12.JPG

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Funky-Space-bus-Ford-based-/151309432577?pt=LH_DefaultDomain_3&hash=item233abeb701

 

 

'Funky Space bus'

 

If he changed that to Spunky Face (and) Bust he'd probably get thousands and trillions of pictures.

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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I can spot Liam Gallagher (with really bad constipation, and having used his face to inject heroin)  Mr Logic (from Viz) and Britney Spears (with a black eye) but WTF is that to do with Star Trek?

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VESPA-PX-125-AIR-BRUSHED-OUTSTANDING-PAINT-STAR-TREK-VERY-COLLECTIBLE-RARE-/161312547000?pt=UK_Motorcycles&hash=item258efa20b8

 

'the best air brushing you will see' 

 

If that was the only airbrushing I'd seen, it still wouldn't be the best. In fact, the absolute hopelessness of it's sort of perma-engraved in my retinas now and I feel ill.

 

Holy macaroni that is a new low for shit airbrushing, I am assuming that its supopsed to be william shatner going off the 'star trek' 'logo' thats been 'airbrushed' on there, it looks like a cross between Nicholas Whitchell and fucking 'Chucky' for gods sake, they havent even got the letters anything like equaly spaced. Verdict: LAUGHABLY SHIT

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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How can one talk oneself out of a yank tank purchase?

You buy one BECAUSE it's daft.

 

Fortunately I didn't have to.  It appears to have been sold.  No divorce this week then (yet).

gary_davidson Rank: BL Wedge

gary_davidson

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My little boy (two and a half) would go into orbit if I bought him that.

same here

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Fortunately I didn't have to.  It appears to have been sold.  No divorce this week then (yet).

 

Woo, close shave this was.

Bren Rank: Talbot Tagora

Bren

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Holy macaroni that is a new low for shit airbrushing, I am assuming that its supopsed to be william shatner going off the 'star trek' 'logo' thats been 'airbrushed' on there, it looks like a cross between Nicholas Whitchell and fucking 'Chucky' for gods sake, they havent even got the letters anything like equaly spaced. Verdict: LAUGHABLY SHIT

McCoy looks guilt ridden - like he's just voted for the lib dems.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-Toyota-Dyna-pickup-diesel-/261417761653?pt=UK_Commercial_Trucks&hash=item3cddb67b75

 

Amazingly manages to not say PERFECT 4 EXPORT at any point in the advert

 

 

Or tarmac, lucky clothes pegs or heather. These are, or were, the gyppo chariot of choice for quite a while.

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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McCoy looks guilt ridden - like he's just voted for the lib dems.

Oh so HE was the one that voted for them.

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Are they really so terrible that nobody wants to drive them further?

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155V6 Rank: Lancia Gamma

155V6

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Are they really so terrible that nobody wants to drive them further?

Yes*

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

 

*Although the GTI I had was the most fun I've had for years.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Someone has achieved the unachievable: Making a bog eyed Scorpio look even fuglier

 

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Scorpio-Cosworth-Modified-/151313030762?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item233af59e6a

 

The headlights look like they belong on a Pingpong Movealong KungFu moped. 

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phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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That's really odd, is it a US or aussie spec? The seller doesn't mention the fact it doesn't look like any other Scorpio.

 

Actually, it's not that bad.

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