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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Oddly the 45 has the same heater controls as a zonda

 

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Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If you get a Lupo make sure you fit a big sticker that goes all the way up the passenger side of the windscreen.

willswitchengage Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

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I'm currently looking at Lupo TDi's for doing the 100 mile daily grind at half the current cost.

 

Or, should I say, I was.

 

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I'm now having a long hard fucking word with myself.

 

https://www.gumtree.com/p/volkswagen/lupo-1.4-tdi-remapped-100bhp/1160558297

 

Well, whenever I see those people I just smile and think 'I've put my penis in an actual woman before'

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srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

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Not sure why, but this does sound slightly dodgy....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1976-Audi-100-LS-C1-rare-auto-union-barn-find-Like-Vw-Volkswagen-Mk1-Mk2-Golf-/201545044180

 

Claims its from Lands End in Scotland, I always thought this was at the opposite end of the country and claiming the DVLA need photos to apply for a V5??

Add that to a longwinded family tale that can't be verified, its most likely bollox and was just found during a house clearance for nowt with no history....

 

No doubt if it is real, it will be on welded rims with stretch tyres, have a daft arsed roof racks, dub stickers and pineapples by the end of the week - sho winna.....

richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Isn't every component for these ludicrously expensive?

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C700145

 

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A guy in our local 2cv club has one as his "normal " car. He says you can't actually get parts in this country and Renault virtually deny all knowledge of it.

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Spanish Mazda. This looks brilliant

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C575691

 

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The "TF" on those plates signifies Tenerife.  In fact the ad refers to Islas Canarias.  It's a long swim home!  But, a neighbour had one of these in the early 80s, they are a nice little thing.  Comfy and bombproof.

For Fiats Sake Rank: Citroen Ami

For Fiats Sake

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There appears to be a car made of marry-jew-arna (see Cheech and Chongs "up in smoke") and a "honey I blew up the kids car" which aren't in the sellers other items.

 

Either one would be less embarrassing to be seen driving (and I own a bright orange panda) than the vended article.

 

Must be an English thing.

 

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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Cheap Volvo 780, in Virginia USA. How much is import duty?  :?

 

http://www.autotrader.com/cars-for-sale/vehicledetails.xhtml?zip=60290&endYear=2017&modelCode1=780&showcaseOwnerId=69738775&makeCode1=VOLVO&startYear=1981&firstRecord=0&searchRadius=0&showcaseListingId=422644187&mmt=%5BVOLVO%5B780%5B%5D%5D%5B%5D%5D&listingId=339795986&Log=0

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Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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They come up for sale on Leboncoin regularly, sometimes with the VW LT straight six diesel for extra shite points.
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spike60 Rank: Renault 16

spike60

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There appears to be a car made of marry-jew-arna (see Cheech and Chongs "up in smoke" and a "honey I blew up the kids car" which aren't in the sellers other items.

 

Either one would be less embarrassing to be seen driving (and I own a bright orange panda) than the vended article.

 

Must be an English thing.

 

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While I would feel somewhat self concious pulling up at Tesco's in this it's got to be better than the red and yellow thing in the back ground of the shot! :-D

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Yah, totally got myself this bijou little number just off the coast of Southampton. Gideon says it's fab and the girls love it 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CITROEN-BIJOU-2-CV-1962-/131757986139?hash=item1ead63515b:g:9L8AAOSwv9hW4R0L

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