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Ross_K

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Bamboocarman Rank: Austin Maxi

Bamboocarman

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Get a load of this dudes sales patter. I'm not adverse to a flowery description, you have to make the most of the opportunity to sell the car, but sometimes you can lay it on just a tad thick...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-MAZDA-323-GLXI-GREY-Same-Lady-Owner-21-years-FSH-Lovely-Classic-Car-/111927085156

 

Browsing through the whole ad, they're going to an awful lot of trouble to sell a £795 turd; from the description, was expecting £3995 to go with the hyperbole bullshite.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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As someone with no room, no HGV licence and not much money it'd be stupid to bid on something like this.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ERF-LV-Chassis-Cab-/121916065658?hash=item1c62c3877a:g:Qu8AAOSwv9hW3GbX&autorefresh=true

 

 

So I did anyway.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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That ERF selling bloke has a few bits of classy old rammel on the go...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Bedford-CF-Tipper-/121916022783?hash=item1c62c2dfff:g:F6oAAOSwh-1W3FBN

 

 

I think I'd just fill this full of bags of coal and stolen hardwood and run it on cherry. If stopped I'd just tell them it's being used on an agricultural licence that I don't actually possess, but I drove past a farm once.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fabulous new level of CBA photography achieved...

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Blue-Ford-Fiesta-Spares-or-Repairs-55k-good-runner-/252311033512?hash=item3abee8d6a8:g:8TgAAOSwv9hW3EUF

 

 

Sounds royally shagged and doesn't even include number plates. What kind of penniless knobweasel would even bother trying to buy that? 

 

 

'Bid count 1 Bid

You're the first bidder. Good luck.'

 

 

 
Lacquer Peel Rank: Talbot Tagora

Lacquer Peel

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https://www.gumtree.com/p/renault/renualt-clio-1.6-rt-5dr-petrol-automatic/1158337110

Nearly no MOT but this looks really tidy and it's only £150.

 

 

 

nearside front Tyre has ply or cords exposed (4.1.D.1b)
offside front Macpherson strut has excessive movement at the upper attachment (2.5.A.1c)
nearside front Track rod end ball joint has excessive play (2.2.B.1f)

Doesn't need much.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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This runs on something called 'petrol'

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1994-PEUGEOT-405-GRI-WHITE-/262322549868?hash=item3d13a4746c:g:9qQAAOSwZQxW3GXS

 

 

Looks a treat that, fine looking motor. Hopefully we're passed the 20p/handbrake 'jokes' with these things now.

SiC Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

SiC

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Fabulous new level of CBA photography achieved...

 

$_84.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-Blue-Ford-Fiesta-Spares-or-Repairs-55k-good-runner-/252311033512?hash=item3abee8d6a8:g:8TgAAOSwv9hW3EUF

 

 

Sounds royally shagged and doesn't even include number plates. What kind of penniless knobweasel would even bother trying to buy that? 

 

 

'Bid count 1 Bid

 

 

 

 

You're the first bidder. Good luck.'

(Sorry i havent washed it; broke my leg so limited mobility at the moment)

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Well at least it appears he's not lying!

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richardmorris Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

richardmorris

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This guy knows how to name and shame!

 

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He seems to have the same view of WHM as I do to be fair.

purplebargeken Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

purplebargeken

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That CX is amazing! Love the trim, especially the door panels with the fag lighter built in. They really took quirky to the next level!

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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I really want a snow plow spoilered Nova SR like my first car but Jesus you would have to like welding for this one!!!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1987-MK1-VAUXHALL-NOVA-1-3-SR-BLUE-/272150127390?hash=item3f5d69631e:g:L-kAAOSwWTRW02We

 

 

£940! That's going to get re-shelled and sold on as 'genuine' I reckon.

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