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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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This is a full scale one off wicker Lanchester 1895 master piece made for the centenary of the first all-British 4-wheel motor car.

 

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Remember that internet video from when the Institute for Highway Safety staged a head on collision between one of these and a 2009 plastic patio chair?

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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That blue thing is astonishing, what a hideous shite heap!!! Whoever built that clearly needs immediate psychological support.

mouseflakes Rank: Renault 16

mouseflakes

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Cock-eyed headlamps add a cheeky charm.

phil_lihp Rank: Lancia Gamma

phil_lihp

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I've never been that interested in GS's - until I saw this.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-CITROEN-GSA-X1-LE-CHIC-SILVER-L-K-reduced-by-1000/321823440754?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D29974%26meid%3Dc0b1c65972a440888cefc61087a661b7%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D131589415098

 

I don't think I can be completely happy until I have owned a car with that display panel.  Also, perhaps it's just me but the later ones like this (actually didn't know they made them as late as 'B' reg) look a little less awkward than the early ones and those wheels suit it perfectly.

 

That said, at £4k (reduced by £1000!) I can be fairly happy without it.

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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I've never been that interested in GS's - until I saw this.

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-CITROEN-GSA-X1-LE-CHIC-SILVER-L-K-reduced-by-1000/321823440754?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D29974%26meid%3Dc0b1c65972a440888cefc61087a661b7%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D131589415098

 

I don't think I can be completely happy until I have owned a car with that display panel.  Also, perhaps it's just me but the later ones like this (actually didn't know they made them as late as 'B' reg) look a little less awkward than the early ones and those wheels suit it perfectly.

 

That said, at £4k (reduced by £1000!) I can be fairly happy without it.

 

COMES WITH FULLY WURKIN MR FUSEION (NO ADVISEORIES ON MOT) AN GOES LIKE STINK - 88MPH. RELISTED DUE TO TIME WASTERS

mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

mercrocker

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That blue thing is astonishing, what a hideous shite heap!!! Whoever built that clearly needs immediate psychological support.

So do I now. I have seen some things done to Minis that make me want to cry but this makes me want to stop breathing. Its as if somebody said "Well, now my two favourite cars are the Rytecraft Scootacar and the A40 Farina but I only have this worthless Wolseley Hornet, some cutting gear and that paint I nicked from behind the council swimming pool...." I will take the whole day getting over this thing.

Lukas Rank: Citroen Ami

Lukas

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I've never been that interested in GS's - until I saw this.

 

$_57.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1984-CITROEN-GSA-X1-LE-CHIC-SILVER-L-K-reduced-by-1000/321823440754?_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D29974%26meid%3Dc0b1c65972a440888cefc61087a661b7%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D10%26sd%3D131589415098

 

I don't think I can be completely happy until I have owned a car with that display panel.  Also, perhaps it's just me but the later ones like this (actually didn't know they made them as late as 'B' reg) look a little less awkward than the early ones and those wheels suit it perfectly.

 

That said, at £4k (reduced by £1000!) I can be fairly happy without it.

 

I guess the pictures have not been taken in the UK.  :mrgreen:

J-Rod Rank: BL Wedge

J-Rod

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yes, Worcestershire looks like a lovely Mediterranean finca, doesn't it...? I'm moving. It looks just like Portugal.  

andy18s Rank: Lancia Gamma

andy18s

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One of us! One of us !

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Shithouse-crap-caravan-suitable-for-dogging-sordid-affairs-murdering-/191675366847#description

 

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"Apparently I owned this utterly crap caravan for three weeks before actually setting eyes on it. My husband drunkenly bought it on Ebay, and neglected to mention that one day he’d taken the day off work and driven halfway across the country to pick it up, deposit it around the back of our office, and failed to declare it as technically a marital ‘asset’ until recently"

 

 

Q:  Hi. Do you have an equally shite car for sale to tow it? You know, one with stains of unknown / indescribable origin, old copies of the Sun jammed on the dashboard, underpants in the boot and go faster stripes? 27-Aug-15

 

A:  Funny you should mention that - not only does my idiot husband secretly buy terrible caravans, he also has a penchant for buying more second hand cars than any family ever needs. I'm trying to persuade him to part with the BRIGHT BASTARD RED 80'S PORCHE he has as a 'spare' at the moment. The windscreen is so grubby when you sit in it it's like looking out into the actual past. Feel free to make an offer on that.

Mr_Bo11ox Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Mr_Bo11ox

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Those Mk1 Unos are a looker arent they, I used to think they looked shite but now I defo WOULD.

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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the car is complete as far as I can see

 

Aaaaah, it's really minor, but it's missing three large bits of trim just from what I can see in the pictures. 

 

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