eBay tat volume 3.

[UltraWomble]

My Little Pony

Skinny and Bony

Made out of plastic

Looks like a.....

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201412199735416/original-id/201412199732007/associated-ids/201412199735416%2C201412209758546%2C201411108879849%2C201411299324334%2C201412189712961/sort/dateasc/usedcars/price-from/500/price-to/2000/maximum-mileage/up_to_45000_miles/dealer/580489/recordType/ADVERT/postcode/?logcode=a

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

fitted with a 550 jet ski engine in the back

 

the car floats and is all sealed up.

 

This is the worst Del Boy Van replica yet. Literally every detail is incorrect. 0/10

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-rialto-/221653347068?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item339b91aafc

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

 

IF IT ISNT SOLD THEN I,LL JUST PARK IT BACK IN BARN

 

BARN LOSS!!

 

Still, don't want to see it go back in the barn. I think I have some Spridget bits if you want them... how about these sills?

 

NO SILL OFFERS PLEASE

 

Oh, sorry.

 

Link (to something else, who cares about this car)

[Junkman]

 

 

 

This is the worst Del Boy Van replica yet. Literally every detail is incorrect. 0/10

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/reliant-rialto-/221653347068?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item339b91aafc

 

GR0.1 for Channel crossings though, hence would.

[Hertz]

This looks cheap at £350 opening gambit with a full MOT. The number plate seems familiar...

 

[Hertz]

[Hertz]

Who wanted a shite Track Car? Step this way....

 

 

"Fred I forgot about the rad where should we put it? " Derrr stick it on the spoiler of course Derek"

 

[trigger]

This looks cheap at £350 opening gambit with a full MOT. The number plate seems familiar...

 

It's a former autoshiters car, it ended up on ebay after Aled sold it on with a shiny colour of paint, a friend of mine bought it and found that it was fucked and it never ran properly, This wasn't Aled but the bloke who bought it afterwards had bodged it up to sell on for $$$, then Dom bought it of my mate for use for a bit.

 

http://autoshite.com/topic/5194-toyota-calica-2000st-work-started/

 

He bought it along to one of our car meets in the summer.

 

[Matt]

Looks like a nice little project

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/371229435645

 

More hatchback + big spotlight combo giving me trouser fit issues. 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131395738476

[Hertz]

Cheap Volvo Estate with a FOC judder.

 

[Hertz]

This looks Hot! Bargain.

 

 

[oldcars]

 

✆WRONG MODEL VAN

✆WRONG FONT FOR SIGN

✆CATASTOPHICALLY SHIT "DIRT" DISTRIBUTION

 

 

 

 

That's where it stops in the ad too. 

 

LINK

That,s some shultz tidemark. Shell must be rotten.

[Cavcraft]

ebay.it is your friend.  I believe those are the same lights as the Innocenti Elba estate.

 

http://www.ebay.it/itm/TRASPARENTE-FANALE-POSTERIORE-sinistro-FIAT-DUNA-ELBA-INNOCENTI-nuovo-/171585895374?pt=Ricambi_automobili&hash=item27f350fbce

 

 

Thanks, Wuvvum. I did a bit of a Google and it looks like the vans had the same unit too, so I expect there's a little more hope in finding one of those.

[Bamboocarman]

Looks like a nice little project

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/371229435645

 

More hatchback + big spotlight combo giving me trouser fit issues. 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/131395738476

Ford = ' . . .1960 escort 300e  in excellent condition . . . '

 

Clearly excellent; F F S !

[tooSavvy]

 Has a Ruston Engine which is probably worth 3k.

 

 

 

 

*Fibreglass cars not included

 

.... probably the Ruston everwhere else might put me off... 

 

Is the cash/hassle equation straightforward here >> would you shift a £3k engine straight over the dock wall & sink the hulk...????

 

 

TS

[DVee8]

One for DW

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/citroen-2cv-dyane-99p-start-no-reserve-classic-car-/381108191041?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item58bbd17f41

 

[coalnotdole]

.... probably the Ruston everwhere else might put me off... 

 

Is the cash/hassle equation straightforward here >> would you shift a £3k engine straight over the dock wall & sink the hulk...????

 

 

TS

 

Shift the £3k engine onto the dock, weigh in £2k of copper, bronze shafting and rudder then shift the hulk on Ebay for £5k as a houseboat project. Simples.

 

Or spend 10 years and 150k restoring it.

[cort16]

Luxury Camper. It is only 600 quid I suppose but you might need the same again in mig wire.

 

 

 

 

 

https://www.facebook.com/photo.php?fbid=433328600148157&set=pcb.776607565742792&type=1&theater

[cort16]

oooh

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Ford-Escort-L-Wagon-Combi-Van-ONLY-81-000-Miles-MOT-JUNE-2015-/121536780514?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c4c2818e2

[andy18s]

 

 

 

 

Nathan Atkins‎CARS UNDER £500

20 hrs · Edited ·

Rover 214 sei green over gray Ltd edition!!! 45000 miles from new. tidy car for its age a few dinks and abit of rust around wheel arch, all in pictures. half leather interior, electric windows, central locking ,not working on drivers side need to use the key. alarm and immobilizer part service history. original owners guide.MOT till 02/04/15. had a new clutch 4 months ago. runs and drives fine £495

[cort16]

Check out the quality of finish on this thing. I bet the lads at bentley would be shiteing themselves if they clocked it.

 

 

 

Now fitted with a new V8 engine it has a 3.7l Audi V8 with twin (huge) T2/3 hybrid turbos and external waste gates.

 

This has an episode of casualty written all over it.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Twin-turbo-Audi-V8-Zonda-inspired-replica-/201257584549?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2edbe307a5

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wow that escort combi van is lovely, please dont let it get a flipping RS turbo kit on it

[doobietoo]

 

 

 

 

 

Nathan Atkins‎CARS UNDER £500

20 hrs · Edited ·

Rover 214 sei green over gray Ltd edition!!! 45000 miles from new. tidy car for its age a few dinks and abit of rust around wheel arch, all in pictures. half leather interior, electric windows, central locking ,not working on drivers side need to use the key. alarm and immobilizer part service history. original owners guide.MOT till 02/04/15. had a new clutch 4 months ago. runs and drives fine £495

 

 

 

Thats right ...post exactly the car i really wanted less than 24 hours after i bought something else 

[Hertz]

Good grief that "Help Me" Zonda looks bloody awful. I bet it looks 1000 times worse in the flesh. 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

ATTENTION!!!!

 

This old renner Seize is just over the chanel and can be yours for 800 quid.

 

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/753345827.htm?ca=7_s

 

One owner from new and 24,000 miles!!!! Seems too good to be true

[UltraWomble]

Three banger Suzzie Swift with incredibly low miles.

http://www.motors.co.uk/car-36633468/1/srs

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Want to look like a massive winner? You need this Kia Magentis

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-KIA-MAGENTIS-LE-BLACK-/291345443308

 

 

my car is in very good condition, its had body art done on it as you can see in the pics

 

The above is prpbably the most informative picture of the three. Verdict: SHIT THICK

[UltraWomble]

^^^

Horrific.

Seller says:

 

 

 

HERE I AM SELLING MY CAR

DUE TO HAVING BIGGERCAS AS THIS ONE TO SMALL

ITS IN GOOD CONDITION 

HAS 11 MONTHS M-O-T

CASH ON COLLECTION 

ANY QUESTIONS PLEASE ASK 

 

So, because Im on nights and the hours are long I thought I would ask "Why do you need an appointment to see a psychic?"

[vulgalour]

Want to look like a massive winner? You need this Kia Magentis

 

[picture of terribleness]

 

Either you've spelt wanker incorrectly or you meant to capitalise as in Michael Winner.

[NorfolkNWeigh]

This is at the same dealer as Ultrawomble's Swift. If it's not wob and a fresh blowover and really has got a FSH (which seems pretty unrealistic) it looks fit as fuck, as they say in OSF circles.

http://www.motors.co.uk/car-36616424/av