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michael t Rank: Citroen Ami

michael t

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Wasn't aware she worked there, I saw her at the Flying Scotsman near Kings Cross......

 

CHECK OUT THIS BAD MOOSE FELCHER!!!¬

$T2eC16FHJHQFFhsTfuqQBSZEl-Qrpg~~60_35.J30K from new, another one for the doctor perhaps?

£2995, classified. But just look at it! Lovely!!

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1991-SAAB-9000-CDE-2-3-MK1-ONLY-30K-MILES-FROM-NEW-BARN-FIND-STUNNING-/151147999068?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item23311f6f5c

Any excuse to post this

 

http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=8XJjV7ADsoE

himoverthere Rank Morris Ital

himoverthere

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Have you got an Austin Gypsy that needs some parts? Well I've found the perfect donor ....
 
$(KGrHqR,!hQE7Qv-Rr9CBPCO+DjcUQ~~60_12.J
 
I know what you're thinking - it looks quite rough - but never fear, it's all there. Oh:
 

Some parts have been sold since this picture was taken

 
Hmm. Still, that tow jib looks useful
 

I will be keeping the jib and winch.

 

Arse. The bits that are left are sound, though?

 

in a very rusty state with mainly the mechanical parts still in tact and possibly useable for spares

 

 

But at least most of the mechanical bits are there at least?

 

The petrol engine has been sold

 

 

£250 starting bid if you're interested in removing some rusty sheet metal from someone's hedge and weighing it in for him.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Remains-of-Austin-Gypsy-Gipsy-for-spares-/370939266056?pt=UK_CarsParts_Vehicles_CarParts_SM&hash=item565db40408

anonymous user Rank: Isuzu Florian

anonymous user

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If you are either a woman of a certain age with a penchant for black and white dog-skin coats, or alternatively a gentleman who enjoys diamonds, pianos and candelabra this is just the car for you

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1975-EXCALIBUR-RED-CREAM-4700cc-RHD-may-px-/281206701314?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417939bd02

 

$T2eC16RHJG8FGs3cwGJBBSJyN4Sm9!~~60_12.J

 

The vendor realised he couldn't praise it highly enough so he didn't; the description is somewhat lacking, however I suspect the engine size is more than the 720cc stated.

  • Junkman and In The Pit
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Parky Rank: Isuzu Florian

Parky

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$T2eC16FHJGQFFi!2mZHuBS,CHNsk!g~~60_85.J

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-NISSAN-PRIMERA-GX-TD-RED-/221316455720?

 

This Primera TD estate looks a class buy at £300 BIN, only a short Mot but still has a couple of months tax. In the 4 hrs its been on eBay he's already had 4 offers however, no doubt off our mate Rastislav.

 

We definitely need to include Rastislav quotes if we ever get t-shirts made up. Rather like FRANKIE SAY RELAX we could have RASTISLAV SAY 280

 

He's like the Terry Tibbs of Facebook.....

Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Saw this at a show recently. It had a for sale sign on it then, but I didn't ask how much he was after because I didn't want to know. Hope it sells for an absolute fortune so I know I didn't miss out.

 

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  • garethj and chris1991
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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Haha, the fuel tank

 

$(KGrHqV,!jcFJi-jzRNjBS,BRDQP3Q~~60_12.J

 

 

 

I removed the tank with the intention of repairing, and fitted a SM 5 gallon racing aluminium tank (see photo) as a temporary measure. This tank has passed two MOT’s without any problems. The original tank comes with the car.

 

Fit tank as temporary measure - still there two years later. Sell car with it. Sounds like one of my temporary repairs. 

  • himoverthere and Banger Kenny
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cort16 Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

cort16

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Put down the tools lads this has to be the shite pinnacle although they can jog on for 40 grand

 

 

In 1974, at the Turin Show, Maserati presented its Quattroporte II (AM 123)[6] on an extended Citroën SM chassis, available since Citroën had purchased the Italian company. It had sparse and slick Bertone bodywork, penned by Marcello Gandini and fashionable at the time, and was the only Maserati Quattroporte to feature hydropneumatic suspension and front wheel drive.

 

It really doesn't get any more shite than that.

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MASERATI-QUATTROPORTE-II-/121215151387?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c38fc6d1b

  • drum and vulgalour
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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I like that the phrase 'Rank: Austin Maxi' appears to the left of the original post. It's be less rank if they hoovered the boot.

 

That's what a cream carpet looks like once the body has completely decomposed and the bones have been removed. 

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hhhugues Rank: Austin Maxi

hhhugues

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Put down the tools lads this has to be the shite pinnacle although they can jog on for 40 grand

 

 

It really doesn't get any more shite than that.

 

$_12.JPG

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MASERATI-QUATTROPORTE-II-/121215151387?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c38fc6d1b

Is this basically a SM ? Hard to look more outlandish than the Citroen version but they pulled it off. I have to admit i'd never seen one of those before. The interior looks comical with the wheel so much lower than the dash. 

 

Edit: kinda looks like a tatra from that angle

Spiny Norman Rank: Lancia Gamma

Spiny Norman

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The triple wipers on that Citrorati thing remind me of this...

 

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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Classified Ad: £6,500

 

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Offered at auction please be aware price is guide only

For sale by auction on Saturday 30 November 2013 with Historics at Brooklands, Brooklands Motor Racing Circuit, Weybridge, Surrey, Call 01753 639170

 

Wouldn't it be great if auctions could be held ONLINE instead of by telephone? Someone try and invent that, we can advertise it on eBay when we're done. 

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