eBay tat volume 3.

[SambaS]

That is feckin amazeballs

[cort16]

Feast your eyes on this my friends. I'm sure I had these floating around my bedroom a few days after a pretty thorough drinking session.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/citreon-xsara-picasso-resprayed-pink-12-month-mot-700-pics-up-asap/1026301580

[phil_lihp]

That Crown is superb, looks like it'll need a lot of work but given it's already got 2 bids up to £360 in the first two hours of a 10 day auction, it's likely to go for serious coin.

 

The Picarsehole is physical proof that the drugs don't work.

[RedSparrow]

"Barn find" Toyota Crown estate.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CROWN-custom-retro-7-seater-barn-find-project-/221258625628?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item33840ab25c

 

 

 

Supa cool! Great looking things these.

May even be too rotten to race!

[maxpower]

Saw this on ebay.... maybe i need help but i quite like it.

[brickwall]

Seems to be a Rover month.

[cort16]

GAH! Its back and it's not got any less hideous. More so if anything.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-CARLTON-LIMO-WEDDING-CAR-GUMBALL-LIMOUSINE-BANGER-RACE-CAR-/121149000640?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item1c350b0bc0

[cort16]

Ring Ring, Ring Ring

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-CORTINA-MK3-2000E-SHELL-IDEAL-STOCK-CAR-/161072904051?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2580b17773

[trigger]

This Lancia for sale over on RR looks magicfor £595. Inevitably the advert turns into a retro rides pedantic pissing contest.. You'd never get members arguing on this site. No way. Not ever***************************

 

 

http://retrorides.proboards.com/thread/154055/lancia-dedra-integrale-evocation-essex

 

What is that thread all about?, this warm weather has really messed with peoples heads recently!

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.leboncoin.fr/voitures/510391523.htm?ca=15_s

 

850 quid, all up and running and in Brittany so not a million miles to drive home. What are you waiting for?

[worldofceri]

I would love to take that on the Plymouth-Roscoff ferry.

[cort16]

Get and XJR and be k@@l like me. It needs a wing but I imagine that won't exactly be difficult to find it's also low mileage and FSH. No mot but it is cheap.

I probably would if i didn't already have one and they're too huge to have 2 of them hanging around.

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C408616

[Micrashed]

I has just shared that with a mate who has the serious horn for these and has an ambulance variant festering away somewhere....

Edit - I mean the FG

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-HONDA-LEGEND-AUTO-BLUE-/171082484055

 

Now this is seriously flipping cool.

 

 

-CAR HAS STARTED TO GRIND IN PARK AND NEUTRAL

-THERMOSTAT HAS STARTED TO CLOSE SHUT SO RUNS HOT

 

Hmmmm

[Alexg]

One owner & MOT until 2014, £550Bin

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-BMW-525-E-AUTO-GREEN-/281141159675?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item417551a6fb

 

 

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Phaeton-3-0TDI-5st-auto-2006MY-V6-4Motion-/281112548633

 

Get a load of that for 7 big ones, flipping heck sometimes I wonder why i bother with these old shite heaps. Why don't I just weigh the flipping lot in and improve my quality of life 20 fold.

[Alexg]

Non-faffed with DIESEL!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Jetta-CL-Diesel-1981-Metallic-Blue-/321170902199?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ac7470cb7

[cort16]

That 525e is bloody cheap. They're a good daily but a bit Zzzzzzzz.

I like those Phaetons as they've got better luxury and refinement than an Audi A8 but it looks like a Passat so no-one things your a twat.

[skattrd]

That 525e also has tax until the end of the year, I can't see it hanging around long.

[cort16]

My mate offered to swap me his 525e for my popcorn machine the otherday. It's quite a big popcorn machine.

[maxpower]

Beemer's scone!

[outlaw118]

Another Phucking Phaeton....

EEK!

This one is under three bags, looks GR3 in white....

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volkswagen-Phaeton-3-2-V6-4DR-5-SEAT-AUTO-20-PETROL-AUTOMATIC-2003-/230980987625?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35c78a2ae9

[cort16]

Fuck a duck that's cheap

[sporty-shite]

If I was in any way "into" big cars, I'd have a gamble on that white Phaeton, and peel the wrap off. At that money, you could probably stand a repaint if it was fucked underneath.

[Junkman]

I like those Phaetons as they've got better luxury and refinement than an Audi A8 but it looks like a Passat so no-one things your a twat.

 

Speak for yourself, because I do think Phaeton drivers are twats.

[cort16]

I'll take that into account when I eventually get around to buying one.

 

One for the Streetwise Perv's. 55 plate so got to be one of the last ones, 40,000 miles and probably going to go for a couple of hundred quid or so. May need a little* work but probably a cheap

repair if you could be arsed and the roof's not pinched.

 

 

http://www.bluecycle.com/car-salvage-auctions/15158566

[RedSparrow]

I'll take that into account when I eventually get around to buying one.

 

One for the Streetwise Perv's. 55 plate so got to be one of the last ones, 40,000 miles and probably going to go for a couple of hundred quid or so. May need a little* work but probably a cheap

repair if you could be arsed and the roof's not pinched.

 

 

 

http://www.bluecycle.com/car-salvage-auctions/15158566

 

Interesting damage. I wonder how they managed that, unless a tree fell on it or something.

[cort16]

What ever it was it was heavy check out this angle

 

[Pillock]

Is that the right height for the back of an HGV trailer?

I'm trying to think of the most giffer-style accident, it is a Streetwise after all.

[RedSparrow]

Yeah good point. Could be!

 

I was thinking lump of concrete chucked off a bridge onto a motorway too.