eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Wait till SambaS clocks that Trio, he is gonna blow a gasket BIG STYLE

[Barry Cade]

Wait till SambaS clocks that Trio, he is gonna blow a gasket BIG STYLE

 

[Paul Dupart]

I think 'Sparkrite' did a cruise control kit, as well as electronic ignition, trip computers and alarms. A mate of mine fitted one to a Sunbeam TI about 30 years ago! Don't think he ever got it to work as it should.

[shedvan]

I've seen this eye-sore knocking around Kent. Looks like it's tripped out.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ldv-pilot-van ... 20d0dee35d

 

I wonder if it was worth the agg to get an endorsement deal with Betty Boop? I would have thought she'd run her course except with needy 'reuben-esque' birds.

[John F]

I never saw the appeal in Betty Boop, she's a weird-looking fecker.

 

Mind you, so is an LDV van,

[cort16]

Mk1 Punto Diesel Van.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/punto-van-17td/1014058707

 

 

Low miler mint Almera. Sheesh this things so boring I can barely keep my eyes open looking at it.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/genuine-low-mileage-one-owner-from-new-nissan-almera-in-pristine-condition/1014048355

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/toyota-celica-gt-2lt-swap-or-ono-price/1013968583

[cort16]

What's the deal with these X-types? There seem to be plenty around for around a grand and this one seems to be a lot of car for £900.

I've not heard that much bad stuff about them other than the OMG THATZ A MONDEO M8 bollocks.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/for-sale-jaguar-x-type-sport-2002-model-petrol-manual-half-leather-interior-long-mot/1013990773

[cort16]

 

All that work was worth it then?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-sd1-project-hot-rod-custom-ideal-superbanger-or-spares-or-repair-/390569533697?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5aefc22101

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Blimey how depressing would that be if you'd built that. Still, it looks fucking shit so maybe you could consider it a 'life lesson'.

[SambaS]

GRR

 

The chap put the advert up last night, he's had 3 calls plus mine and has taken a deposit allready.

 

 

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C376618

 

BUT I WANT IT

[Spiny Norman]

Very beige Saab.

 

 

Very red Mondeo ST24

 

[cort16]

full respray

 

112% not wobbed up with potato peelings and kitkat wrappers then blown over.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/04-reg-ldv-pickup-full-respray-years-mot-months-warranty/1014029494

[bub2006]

Mmmm peculiar ldv. Seller don't know what it is! Advert states ford transit in description.

[rml2345]

That SD1 guy doesn't expect someone to give him ACTUAL money for it, does he?

What a fucking rocket...

[shedvan]

All that work was worth it then?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rover-sd1-project-hot-rod-custom-ideal-superbanger-or-spares-or-repair-/390569533697?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item5aefc22101

 

There is virtually nothing left of it, bum-spec steel wheels, wanky DIY interior which is a catalogue of poor choices from the dash to the boot, the despicable paint job, the butchery of the mdf boot modifications, no engine and on and on.

 

I hope who ever did this bastardry has the excuse of a debilitating drug-addiction to lean on for this abortion of a car.

 

WRONG!

[skattrd]

Late Jensen Healey, with hideous series 2 bumpers needing light restoration (and smaller bumprs) ... could be cheap

 

[cort16]

Maserati Kyalami (ty). Bloody hell I've never seen one of these things before. A grade super shite.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C376775

[Alexg]

Photos of photos....

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-MORRIS-M ... 33811c2a86

BROUGHT IN 1973 GARAGED WITH ONLY 15 MILES ON THE CLOCK TILL 1999 SHE WAS SOLD AND USED

BODY WORK INS GOOD SOME SLIGHT SCAB PATCHS BUT NOTHINK MAJOR

[cort16]

Couldnt possibly write down the list of mechanical parts and work done.

 

You're right there's no point in listing all the money and work you've had done on it that won't help it sell at all.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lotus-elite-2-0-auto-/111044848537?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19dac9eb99

[HillmanImp]

Maserati Kyalami (ty). Bloody hell I've never seen one of these things before. A grade super shite.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C376775

 

Fuck yeah! WANT!

 

Manual Box too!

 

Wont hang around long at that price. I might have the cash for it at the end of summer if plans go right though.........ARGH! NOBODY BUY IT!

[autofive]

Couldnt possibly write down the list of mechanical parts and work done.

 

You're right there's no point in listing all the money and work you've had done on it that won't help it sell at all.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lotus-elite-2-0-auto-/111044848537?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item19dac9eb99

 

a lotus AUTO???????

 

it will never catch on

[cort16]

Check this thing out! Are there any normal Mini out there? If so hide them in case this happens!

 

http://thumbs2.ebaystatic.com/d/l225/m/m2Qjm7NNv_NXKO6AA0xeRFQ.jpg

[wuvvum]

Anyone fancy saving this from being engine raped?

 

[cort16]

Hold out your 'aaaaand

http://www2.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201303296014281

[cort16]

Possible diesel disco bargain. £500 with MOT until November but borked fuel pump.

 

Until Pump problem ran perfectly

Don't have time - fed up with cars

 

I think we've all be there.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Landrover-Discovery-Off-Road-Prepared-Full-MOT-/261195100138?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3cd070efea

[cyruspower]

Maserati Kyalami (ty). Bloody hell I've never seen one of these things before. A grade super shite.

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C376775

 

Fuck yeah! WANT!

 

Manual Box too!

 

Wont hang around long at that price. I might have the cash for it at the end of summer if plans go right though.........ARGH! NOBODY BUY IT!

 

Why is a DeTomaso Longchamp worth 2.5-3.0 times more?! I'd much rather roll the Maser than the DeT....

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C315664 - £25k

 

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C361092 - £30k

 

[cort16]

I'm having terrible thoughts about buying this big lump of pig iron.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Jeep-Grand-Cherokee-4-7-/281087522032?_trksid=p2045573.m2042&_trkparms=aid%3D111000%26algo%3DREC.CURRENT%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D27%26meid%3D6686525610147893367%26pid%3D100033%26prg%3D1011%26rk%3D1%26sd%3D281087522032%26

[Spiny Norman]

Bargain Roller.

 

 

THE DRIVERS FRONT WHEEL IS OFF AN OLD 4X4

 

THE PASSENGER SIDE FRONT WHEEL IS NOT INCLUDED IN THE SALE

[HillmanImp]

Why is a DeTomaso Longchamp worth 2.5-3.0 times more?! I'd much rather roll the Maser than the DeT....

 

TBH they normally are a lot closer, or at least have been when I have looked in the past. That is a bit of a bargain at that price (or is so horrendously fucked you would be a mug to buy it).