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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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My mate had one of these and put some rudeboy wheels on and fibreglassed some baadasssss wide arches on it like it was a dragster YO!. One night he went screaming round a corner (relatively) to find a Scimitar being hauled onto a towtruck in his way. He had lobbed so much fibreglass on the wheelarches the front of the car broke but the wheelarches made light work of the Scimitar and he pretty much drove straight through it so his Kitten was parked in the Scimitar. His car was on the road again in no time with little work.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C340237

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=290804260297

$T2eC16F,!)cE9s4PsOgeBQ(IvfBz,!~~40_55.JPG

 

DATSUN FAIRLADY ROADSTER

EXTREMELY RARE

 

A VERY RARE OPPORTUNITY TO OWN A EARLY DATSUN FAIRLADY ROADSTER THESE EARLY EXAMPLES ARE VERY RARE AND CAN COMMAND UP TO £20,000 IN RESTORED CONDITION

 

TRY FINDING ANOTHER FOR SALE

 

Okay.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Datsun-2000-fairlady-roadster-lhd-sports-classic-car-historic-nissan-racing-/230862966765

$(KGrHqZHJBwE-d,bnSpvBPonPYdEhw~~_12.JPG

 

And

 

http://cgi.ebay.co.uk/ws/eBayISAPI.dll?ViewItem&item=221146412517

$T2eC16h,!)cE9s4PvnmQBQjYSEYog!~~60_12.JPG

 

What do I win?

R9UKE Rank: Citroen Ami

R9UKE

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I've just put in an offer on this (Safrane), I would describe it as 'mildly cheeky' but far from 'piss-taking' so who knows? I love laughing at the utter hopelessness of keeping these big renners alive long-term, however maybe i'll end up eating my words.

 

Those kind of offers have landed me some very fine cars indeed. Keep us posted!

shedvan Rank: Austin Maxi

shedvan

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That Fiesta RS plate looks well iffy what with the F being jammed right on the end after the screw

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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I don't recall ever seeing one of these before.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-EXECUTIVE-1-8-TURBO-I-WHITE-CA18ET-VERY-RARE-ZX-/160898671136

$(KGrHqR,!jIFBe7dhiIMBQdHOs3kVg~~60_55.JPG

 

OMG IT GAS A PRIVATE PLATE VALUED AT £1,000,000 THAT NEARLY SAYS 'BELL END'

 

I dont know why he is not using that as a selling point. Its about as good as this one:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SEX-Sexy-Private-Number-Plate-RUDE-FUNNY-JOKE-STUD-NAUGHTY-Fun-Fees-Included-/390489794710

$(KGrHqF,!iME+Qrcphh,BP6DM8rSoQ~~60_12.JPG

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Never heard of one of these:

 

2001 RENAULT BROWN

$(KGrHqF,!i0FBzVdTmNWBQhRe!VJmg~~60_55.JPG

$(KGrHqF,!lUFBgp(R+vMBQhRe+SVYw~~60_55.JPG

$(KGrHqR,!h!FBk,oy2NcBQhRb)Y9j!~~60_55.JPG

 

wifes redundancy forces sale

 

That's a shame..

 

can't swap or van cos of ebay rules but if you buy mine i'll buy yours test drive.

 

I take it that she was not an English teacher or a Photographer then as if she was, it might have been a good idea to get her to do the advert?

 

To be honest though, Helen Keller could have made a better job of that advert.

gimble Rank Morris Ital

gimble

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what a twonk :D are these people for real :shock:

 

prairie.jpg

 

 

Now that is propper mind numbing, almost unbelievable piece of fkin SHIT I do indeed despair :shock: this takes the phrase moronic idiot to a whole new level

oooohhhhh dear :cry:

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Brilliant stuff, why don't we just dedicate the whole pissing thread to one car? :roll:

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