eBay tat volume 3.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ROVER-MI ... 1002182606

 

JEEZUS, MY F***ING EYES MAN, THAT WAS OUT OF ORDER

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-340-GL- ... 1142094215

 

Check out the fuggin BOOTY on this hot mutha

[Junkman]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-ROVER-MI ... 1002182606

 

JEEZUS, MY F***ING EYES MAN, THAT WAS OUT OF ORDER

 

The effort he spent to make a totally worthless piece of shit out of an allegedly rust-free Mayfair is worth a honorable membership on Autoshite, no?

[Mr_Bo11ox]

Fraid not, mini owners get both barrels on here because of their love of destroying mint Austin metros in order to fit the engines in shitty old nails like the one above

[Cavcraft]

The effort spent to repost the same sodding picture just two posts afterwards is probably worthy on an Autoshite membership

 

Bump for a real Mini

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/austin-a30-se ... 3a7aead050

 

In a special 'Autoshite way of doing things' the terminally fucked shell pictured isn't even the original, so £4,000+ for a ringer that's going to have to be made into a ringer doesn't seem too clever really. Not that that will stop someone from making a small fortune out of the V5 and another shell.

[willswitchengage]

 

£795

[Cavcraft]

Quite possibly one of the best looking cars ever

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUNBEAM-ALPIN ... 2a24887430

[Junkman]

The effort spent to repost the same sodding picture just two posts afterwards is probably worthy on an Autoshite membership

 

I assumed you can't get enough of that beauty.

[Mash]

That Alpine is the dog's danglies. Seller seems pretty sensible too. 11/10

[Junkman]

Quite possibly one of the best looking cars ever

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUNBEAM-ALPIN ... 2a24887430

 

True.

 

[Cavcraft]

You were wrong.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Axiam-Kubota- ... 27cc0be8bb

 

'Unbelieviable'

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/kit-car-rotrax/110351514

 

This fella's got this up for £12,500, which I'm presuming is a terrible error on his part as even the most deranged plastic fan wouldn't part with £12,500 for this.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/ng-pastiche-ascot-kit-car/1001094878

 

Original donor car: Morris Marina.

 

A great basis for a sports car right enough.

[cort16]

This is so of it's time I kinda like it. I bet it's like the inside of a crunchie under that body kit.

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/bmw-e30-kit-car-show-car-drift-one-off-barn-find/111513998

[cobblers]

That beemer is lovely, those wheels are worth not a lot shy of the asking price to start with!

[mk1_4dr]

buy my yankshite and save my sanity

 

[Cheggers]

You were wrong.

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Axiam-Kubota- ... 27cc0be8bb

 

'Unbelieviable'

 

Is it wrong of me to quite like this??

[meggersdog]

Have we had this yet ?

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/OPEL-MONZA-19 ... 1c2c20d43f

[Junkman]

Is it wrong of me to quite like this??

 

Not at all. It's shite enough to be likeable.

[garethj]

How do these septics do it? The question that comes to mind is how and why did this ever make it into production.

Is the front and rear screen the same? FFS.

Sadly I quite like the look of these things. I :heart: the old Chrysler Concorde and this thing looks very similar; the same cab-forward design that almost worked on the Chrysler Neon but looks great on these bigger cars.

[meggersdog]

Umm just got to Umm make the photo smaller.Umm,yay changing the last two numbers to an 8 works.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/UMM-Transcat- ... 4abd63420c

[meggersdog]

Challenge Anneka ?

Cort16 's gumtree advert makes this one look cheap.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Adams-Buggy-R ... 27cc03f605

[garethj]

Do you have trouble filtering into traffic queues? Fed up with Mitsubishi Warrior drivers driving too close? Want a 4x4 for the school run but the kerb is really high?

 

Step right this way, sir. I think we can do a deal on your next car!

 

[garethj]

OMG!! SNOW CHAOS!!

 

[Cavcraft]

New level of belief defying: UNLOCKED.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2005-GOLD-PLA ... 1c2c4b67d6

 

Mind bendingly FUCKING HORRIFIC. 0.000000000001/10,000,000,0000,000,000,000.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Yamaha-xs-250 ... 2a247ceaab

 

'ticks over like a little sewing machine'

 

A little prick goes up/down and tries to stitch you up?

 

Useless fact: I had one of these in 1983. It sort of semi-grenaded itself after an attempt to overtake a broken down lorry.

[cobblers]

Real head turner

 

Again, confirming the fact that anyone who puts that in an advert has spent many years abusing drugs

[garethj]

This is 20 grand over budget for me, but everyone needs a "lottery win" car

[Cavcraft]

That Bentley's one of those cars that just makes you want to go round to the seller's house and smash his face in.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Imperial-wedd ... 460904d886

 

'Imperial wedding car, metric shit load of money'

[155V6]

Real head turner

 

Again, confirming the fact that anyone who puts that in an advert has spent many years abusing drugs

 

 

Yes,but they didn't say which way heads would be turning .Mind you I'd probably like it if it didn't have that gold stuff all over it,& it had bigger,black wheels.

[garethj]

Dictionary definition: Biting off more than you can chew

 

 

These wedges look great, but I've known a couple of people with them and cheap to run they are not