eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

I have just mailed the seller of that shit Renault van to ask him if he wants a Bedford CF with big pictures of Edward 1st down the side and 'Longshanks' on the bonnet in part-ex.

[Conrad D. Conelrad]

6848 UP for your VOLKSWAGEN UP! - cherished reg number, suits any age vehicle.

 

 

This registration is rare

 

This is the perfect registration to adorn your new Volkswagen UP! supermini. On retention certificate so ready to post out to you. Car for illustration purposes only.

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832

 

Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling

 

bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure )

 

Don't try too hard will you! To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you.

[Cavcraft]

Have a properly ace looking Mini to make up for Farmer Tossface's shit effort:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1965-CRAYFORD ... 2c689e17a4

 

Just hope it doesn't go to some spacker who'll either over restore it or put loads of stupid shit on it.

[Cavcraft]

HUBBA HUBBA!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-TOYOTA-C ... 43b40aec90

 

Three grand of loveliness.

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1979-Vauxhall ... 20cbec5366

 

'Shove your Mk2 Escorts up your arse'

[retrogeezer]

my mate decided to switch the car on

 

[shedvan]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-/110959217832

 

Nice work cockknocker, much more important to be able to see the owner than the car he's selling

 

bad points indercators dont work and the egnition will not turn off its a small electrcal walt(wire might not be conectid not sure )

 

Don't try too hard will you! To be fair he only wants £2000, you can't expect all the wires to be conectid for that kind of money can you.

 

Be fair Bo11s, life ain't easy for a boy named Doris

[cyruspower]

"Whaaaaaat arrrreeeeeee you?"

"I'm Batman (and I drive a BMW 840i)."

 

Then again, looking at the cardboard-bone-shaped-neon-back-lit-Bat-logo, could this actually be Batdog's car?

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CUSTOM-BMW-84 ... 27cb76b8ee

 

[cyruspower]

With at least 5 M5 badges, it can only be; an M5!

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ONE-OFF-CUSTO ... 427wt_1344

 

 

[cyruspower]

Chloë and Carl's "vauckhall" corsa 1.4 sri custom

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauckhall-cor ... 23233a8ba1

 

 

"A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE"

 

"ZEON HEAD LIGHTS LED SIDE LIGHTS WHICH SET THIS CAR RIGHT OFF"

 

"WILL PUT MORE PICS ON LATER OV CAR AND STERIO"

 

"INTRIA IS BASIC SRI INTERIA"

 

"SELLING CAR AS I AM LOOKING FOR A GSXR 1000 OR 750" - probably not a good idea......

[Lacquer Peel]

Barry Boys is this way.

[M'coli]

You're not a moderator.

[face]

"A COUPLE OV CHIPS HERE AND THERE"

 

I watch TV and am stupid. Therefore I deduce that the chips upon this orange sports car can be easily rectified using a large household paint brush.

[sporty-shite]

Barry Boys is this way.

 

Off you go, then.

[blackbird]

This looks like Krytens head

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-fiesta-m ... 2598678%26

[RedSparrow]

^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.

Amazingly has some bids.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1990-BLACK-FI ... 1c2bcd2307

 

This cheap Panda won't hang around long.

 

WE HAVE OWNED THE CAR FOR 19 YEARS

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1989-Vauxhall ... 43b410c562

 

Sounds pricey seeing that it wasn't that long ago you could pick them up for £500 in this condition, still nice to see one though.

[R9UKE]

Seriously considering this as a daily for the winter.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/251154010154? ... 578wt_1186

 

[retrogeezer]

^^ So he got one of the few Crayford Fiestas and fucked it up with a hideous body kit. What a winner.

Amazingly has some bids.

 

and he has done all that fibreglass work but left the original door mirror holes?

[M'coli]

Check out this little belter! £150, no bids, T&T next year and finishes on Thursday.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2004-ROVER-75 ... 2ec23fc6da

 

Maybe I'm out of touch but £825 BIN seem stupidly cheap for one of these even if it is a 1.8 with no T&T.

[cort16]

I know how popular BMW's are on here but this looks seriously un-shit for £695

http://www2.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201238485814857

[skattrd]

Metro auto, out of T&T but with a 1275cc engine and shredded tyre

 

 

I think this MG metro is out of the danger zone for engine rapeage, and is mighty fit

 

 

Late 240 auto, ex-funeral car, very nice, long T&T £1350

 

 

Half the price of the 240 and twice as fast ... £595 for a T5 with a years MOT and 6 months rent = BARG

 

[Cavcraft]

This looks a right laugh and I bet you could piss off a few Sprinter drivers quite easily

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/modified-peug ... 35c0510d7b

 

'210bhp vvti engine from late 406 coupe'

[Cavcraft]

Uh-oh, someone's overdosed on the stupid pills

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-FORD-FOC ... 43b4108158

[Cavcraft]

Salty flava

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-/2308598 ... 35c0511384

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-JAGUAR-X ... 3a7a551e9d

 

'this apparently was paint stripper thrown over it, which has left almost 'slug trails' look a likes over part of the car, i have photographed the worst and hopefully you can just about make out the severity of this damage'

 

OMG it's almost INVISIBLE.

 

'the reason i am selling this is due to another purchase of a car and not enough room on the drive'

 

 

[fordperv]

i want this alot the mrs says no more pets though lol

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/pro-street-re ... _726wt_940