eBay tat volume 3.

[Spiny Norman]

Who the fuck is Keith Lemon?

 

 

In all a great buy for a Keith Lemon enthusiast..

[face]

Fuck me, some plastic lemons, a yellow steering wheel cover, a sticker and a duster.

 

Surely you'd remove that crap prior to the listing?

[willswitchengage]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RANGE-ROVER-C ... 1045777062

 

"Impregnate any woman you meet with this car"

 

[Spottedlaurel]

 

http://atsearch.autotrader.co.uk/www/cars_popup.jsp?did=101960&pageid=1&originalid=&gid=nogroup&tid=2&start=1&distance=0&adcategory=cars&channel=DEALERPAGE&id=201227477256842

 

£200 Colt

 

That’s a remarkably similar photo to one I took:

 

1986 Mitsubishi Colt 1.5 5dr by Spottedlaurel, on Flickr

 

Perhaps I should ask them for a cut of the £95 admin fee for provision of the photo...

 

Had a photo of my old Camry Sport used in ad for another recently.

[autofive]

Who the fuck is Keith Lemon?

 

 

In all a great buy for a Keith Lemon enthusiast..

 

 

why has it got a turd wrapped in a duster on the dash?

[Louise2cv]

 

Perhaps I should ask them for a cut of the £95 admin fee for provision of the photo...

 

 

Yes, please do!

[cort16]

5.5 grand C6 v6 diesel. Megawant 9.

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-CITROEN-C6-EXCLUSIVE-HDI-AUTO-GREEN-FULLY-LOADED-ALL-EXTRAS-/290738110759?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43b1578127

[Cavcraft]

Golf Country

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VW-Golf-Count ... 1c28d3bbd9

 

Golf Cuntry

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/MODIFIED-1999 ... 2c6685f27f

 

Golf Affrontery

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2000-VOLKSWAG ... 4ab962d8ac

 

Golf Munter-y

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Golf-1-6-Modi ... 1c28c9394a

 

'i have never had any problems. There is one slight fault with it, the drive shaft is knocking but it has done that for a while and when i took it to the garage they said that they sometimes just do that and not to worry about it unless it was to break.'

 

I can't wait for this bloke to go to the doctors. 'They said my left bollock was hanging off but not to worry about it unless it fell off'.

[M'coli]

Wow!

 

Double wow!

 

Triple Wow!

[garbaldy]

Who the fuck is Keith Lemon?

 

In all a great buy for a Keith Lemon enthusiast..

 

 

why has it got a turd wrapped in a duster on the dash?

 

more to the point whats with the hole in the roof

[autofive]

 

more to the point whats with the hole in the roof

 

 

oh yeah, i missed that

[Spiny Norman]

Who the fuck is Keith Lemon?

 

I had to go and look, didn't I?

 

That, seemingly is a "Keith Lemon"

[Tayne]

 

more to the point whats with the hole in the roof

 

 

Used to belong to this guy.

 

[willswitchengage]

 

 

Ahh these remind me of the cars I used to make on NFSU2...

[Jack_Harpers_Teeth]

 

Used to see this car everyday always looked well cared for, I like the retro bucket seats (don't like the orange paint though).

 

Any sensible offer considered

 

^^ I wish people wouldn't say that!

[Spiny Norman]

Any sensible offer considered

 

^^ I wish people wouldn't say that!

 

 

HI IS £150.00 ANY GOOD FOR THE CAR , LET US KNOW REGARDS BEN asked Chariots of Ventnor

 

There's always one, isn't there?

 

Meanwhile, if you've taken your brave pills this morning....

 

CITROEN XM 2 LITRE - BIN £250

[cort16]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/mk1-golf-quick-sale-is-a-must-1100-not-corsa-saxo-polo-lupo-civic-astra-clio-bmw-ford-seat/106082398

 

sale need as im going bag packing for 6months

 

Asda or Morrisons?

[cort16]

ZALOINKS - System Porsche Ibiza. The seller seems like he deserves a pat on the back for dragging it out a barn, fixing it up and plonking it in the middle of his Seat Franchise.

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/20122647683158

[Cavcraft]

Does it get better than this?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1973-HILLMAN- ... 19d2cd5ff8

 

Ok the seats are slightly wank looking but the rest of it is just ace.

[Cavcraft]

Late late late

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/CLASSIC-ROVER ... 43b1671a30

 

 

*I think my computer is being a COCK WOMBLE at the moment so excuse pictures if they've gone massive.

[Cavcraft]

Proper Bo!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/RILEY-KESTREL ... 4167d677ca

[cort16]

I can't remember ever seeing a 2 door revenger. I agree about the seats though, something less cockish would be a vast improvementl

[cort16]

I wonder was the reserve is on this mother flipper?

 

I bet there's someone out there who's got a DS, CX, XM and a C6. Bastards

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1995-CITROEN-XM-VSX-TURBO-AUTO-GREEN-/230820822191?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item35bdfe3caf

[Spottedlaurel]

Good(ish) to see the orange Nissan still around. I took photos of it when it was for sale on a Norwich forecourt back in 2006 for £4995

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2001-Y-Vauxha ... 564b20337c

 

'THIS IS THE BEES NEES'

 

OH RLY? It's look more of an ant's anus to be quite honest.

[sporty-shite]

Lots of pics and a Corsa

 

 

C'mon, Billy, these are getting difficult!!!

 

All I can get is shite-hawk at the end!

[M'coli]

I've got " Deer shit four brains, UR Carr lux fucking hide/pelt/skin VW U chippy shite hawk".

[Cavcraft]

/\

Damned close! 'Deer shit for brains ur Carr lux f*cking hide EOS you chiselling shite hawk'.

[Tayne]

No pics as I'm on a a mobile but check the interior.

 

http://m.gumtree.com/my-pride-and-joy-p ... page=1#BMW

[cort16]

lolz

my pride and joy please dont buy, but has to go because of pregnant bird

 

 

I had an e28 BMW 5 series with a very similiar interior and it was honking.