eBay tat volume 3.

[Ross_K]

Let's start off Ebay Tat Volume 3 with a 2CV Pony in Cyprus...

http://www.ebay.ie/itm/261008298446

 

[dollywobbler]

Nice one. Eddy - any chance of sneaking that in when you're packing?

[Ross_K]

'91 Fester van

http://cars.donedeal.ie/for-sale/vintagecars/3280794

 

[face]

Colt Sigma - looks lush, but needs work:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mitsubishi-Colt-Sigma-Galant-2-0-GL-Bronze-retro-ride-70s-Japanese-Muscle-car-/290702161378?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item43af32f5e2

[face]

Beige 90's cab:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/NISSAN-BLUEBIRD-/320893025833?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab6b6fe29

[face]

5K - but lovely all the same:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1980-TOYOTA-COROLLA-LIFT-BACK-WHITE-/150799834044?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item231c5edbbc

[face]

Madonna's Cressida:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/TOYOTA-CRESSIDA-2-0-MANUAL-JAPANESE-RWD-RETRO-CAR-EX-MADONNA-VIDEO-/200748134149?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item2ebd856f05

[face]

Crikey - this is really nice:

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-MAZDA-323-1-5-GLX-BLUE-1-OWNER-24k-miles-/251047136355?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item3a73934c63

 

One owner and 24000 miles on the clock.

 

I say bargain at

Classified ad price: £650.00

[cyruspower]

This is truly awesome. Not only is this the ultimate 70's Yakuza mobile in brown, it's accompanied by a beige Amabassador! I wear the crown.....

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201210455146542/sort/default/usedcars/model/crown/make/toyota/page/1/radius/1500/postcode/sl42ad?logcode=p

 

[cyruspower]

Pop your cherry with this hot piece of ass!:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C259341#

 

 

[Mash]

Wow, where's all this kwal Japanese chod appearing from?!

 

That 323 saloon is a cracker, good spec, saloon for rarity points, decent colour. That would be an awesome daily. GET IT SOMEONE!!!

[cort16]

Pop your cherry with this hot piece of ass!:

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C259341#

 

 

 

I really like that and unlike most stuff on that site seems totally reasonably priced.

[cort16]

Applied shite mathematics lesson 1:

 

A = Vehicle Age

B = Original Retail Price

C = Current Retail Price

D = % of desirability when new.

 

A = 6

B = 16995

C = 1549

D = 4

 

((((A / - C) / D) / 1000) * 100 = SHITE

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/citroen-c5-hdi--design--2006--diesel--drives-excellent--mot/101021812

[cort16]

JR Shitely and Son Recovery Services. No job too small. NO LAGUNAS.

 

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/25td-crewcab-speclift-ldv/101014430

[cyruspower]

Lovely early Orion. I loved those trims as a kid and I still love them now.

 

http://www.carandclassic.co.uk/car/C263204

 

[cort16]

Promise your wife a weekend down at the Marina then drive her to your lockup and hand her some ku-rust and a wire brush.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-MORRIS-MARINA-1-8-SDL-BLUE-/320893690939?pt=Automobiles_UK&hash=item4ab6c1243b

[eddyramrod]

Nice one. Eddy - any chance of sneaking that in when you're packing?

 

If I do bring one back (which remains a possibility, though it won't be one of the present fleet) it'll be for me, for my own use on a regular basis round the Lakes. Kind of rules out that Citroen...

 

That 323 saloon... saloon for rarity points,

 

In UK maybe, but you can't move for them over here! I'll pap one or two when I go out for the shopping in a few minutes. They are everywhere, seriously.

[trigger]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-ZASTAVA- ... 19d03ce5bd

 

Yugo!, K plate sounds quite late for one of these, Normally they are F-H plates.

[Ross_K]

http://www.gumtree.com/p/cars-vans-motorbikes/citroen-c5-hdi--design--2006--diesel--drives-excellent--mot/101021812

 

That's a lot of car for 1500 quid. A damn sight better than a Laguna of the same vintage.

 

For true C5 shiteness you need a 1.8 petrol version though.

[trigger]

Check out this monstrosity!

 

 

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

£2495 would be cheap for a 1960 Mini Traveller but it's about £2400 over priced for this so called Limo!

[face]

Blue Nun!?!?!?

[trigger]

Bloody hell!, It is aswell, I never even saw that!, That bottle must be as old as the conversion!

 

http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/ ... ?logcode=p

 

Overpriced Lada for the masses.

[rml2345]

That Lada is a bit salty... Especially considering its two different shades of blue.

[Cavcraft]

Today's eBay question is.....

 

...why do people put gash modern wheels on cars like this?

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1972-Ford-Cap ... 256fbfce5d

 

The colour and the vinyl roof, plus the fact it's a pre-facelift, make this about the ultimate Capri in my eyes, but why wreck the looks with those vile rims?

[Cavcraft]

Mini bummer special

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/AUSTIN-WOLSEL ... 27c6480bec

 

'I'll also be selling my wife's A40 soon, the number plate is PUS5Y'

[Cavcraft]

 

 

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-420- ... 35bb9d3fa3

[Mr_Bo11ox]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegr ... 0700999757

 

one similar to this one featured in the hit cult TVseries the proffesional's and possibly cagney & Lacey

 

I'm not sure if thats right, can someone photoshop Sharon Gless onto the bonnet of this please so i can check?

[willswitchengage]

Mongers of the week:

 

 

Polyfiller in the panel gaps?

 

 

WOOOOOW! Mayyte is that TORSION BEAM REAR SUSPENSION I can see past those brakes?

 

 

And this is just shit.

[Cavcraft]

He's fillered in the roof bar slots the daft twat!

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/BEDFORD-MIDIH ... 3a73955bea

 

'Selling to fund my new business replacing expensive tarmac drives with nougat'

[Cavcraft]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/ford-transit- ... 19cffaaa16

 

'This campervan as won numerous awards for interior and exterior as shown on photo's'