eBay tat volume 3.

[cpjitservices]

One of these has made it to my shortlist.

 

Auto

 

Petrol

 

Nice.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-Benz-C180-Kompressor-Automatic-Estate-03-Petrol-MOT-Serv-Hist-VGC/173798982419

[nacho man]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1992-Ford-Escort-1-6-2dr/123205552468?_trkparms=aid%3D333200%26algo%3DCOMP.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20180409081753%26meid%3D9d652bc02fce4bd286f87584be4af857%26pid%3D100008%26rk%3D4%26rkt%3D12%26sd%3D233121123674%26itm%3D123205552468&_trksid=p2047675.c100008.m2219

 

Paint job decision verdict =  

[nacho man]

wOwZeRs this is mega

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-GTE-2-0-16v-Red-Top-Engine-Very-Rare-No-Reserve/123654122459?hash=item1cca5c2bdb:g:NMkAAOSwPNhcUFtv:rk:3:pf:0

[nacho man]

 

The British 'Donk' scene aint upto much.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Cavalier-1-8ltr/143134596268?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D01701919012347608378e17f73359ee2%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D163545746761%26itm%3D143134596268&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[nacho man]

 

Astramax in need of a hug

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/vauxhall-astramax-van/283383316380?_trkparms=aid%3D888007%26algo%3DDISC.MBE%26ao%3D1%26asc%3D20140328180637%26meid%3D01701919012347608378e17f73359ee2%26pid%3D100009%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D1%26sd%3D163545746761%26itm%3D283383316380&_trksid=p2047675.c100009.m1982

[nacho man]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Mondeo-st24/292966623546?hash=item44362be93a:g:A1IAAOSwVv9caQRz:rk:2:pf:0

 

This car has been used as a charity car for the last two years & will be sold with the “Captain America” “Avengers” graphics & logos. These were added a local graphics company & Are licensed (permission to use granted)

 

 

"HI Marvel headquarters how can I help"

 

"Can I put some real shit stickers on a Mondeo to raise £3.55"

 

"Yeah no probs"

 

Easy as that.

[nacho man]

 

Who is importing these and then trying to flog it £5k

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-OPEL-VECTRA-2-5i-V6-CDX-AUTO-LEATHER-AIR-CON-ONLY-14000-MILES/352598198234?hash=item52187d87da:g:4JIAAOSwfhdbJ7LM:rk:8:pf:0

[New POD]

250-odd thou miles in a 1.6 Cav! Only way that could be better would be if it were the 1.3.

Retro fit an Astra mk1 engine. For extra...revs.

[Tadhg Tiogar]

 

Who is importing these and then trying to flog it £5k

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VAUXHALL-OPEL-VECTRA-2-5i-V6-CDX-AUTO-LEATHER-AIR-CON-ONLY-14000-MILES/352598198234?hash=item52187d87da:g:4JIAAOSwfhdbJ7LM:rk:8:pf:0

 

 

 

"This vehicle is an ideal investment opportunity , You could put this car away and your money will grow , Classic cars are better investment than property in this current financial climate . 1980's and 1990's cars are the affordable cars in the classic market .

We believe we have the best variety of the most unusual cars that you will find in the UK"

 

"Unusual cars" such as everyday repmobiles? Hmmm.....

[busmansholiday]

that's not just the west midlands that's a Dudley number- which means it's only minuets away from me..

Have you bought it yet ?

[Junkman]

"Unusual cars" such as everyday repmobiles? Hmmm.....

 

 

I would not necessarily say so.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/FORD-LINCOLN-RARE-ASIAN-BUDDHA-TEMPLE-FUNERAL-HEARSE-CARVED-ROOF/352598198282

[Cavcraft]

Snog

 

 

Marry

 

 

AVOID

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Koenig-Special-Jagaur-XJS-Convertible-5-3-V12-1-of-14-Made-by-Koenig-Specials/143142203502?hash=item2153f0b06e:g:o6YAAOSwBkBcBAaH

[Cavcraft]

A crappy old black dog with white feet. And a canine.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-1000/143142203124?hash=item2153f0aef4:g:jS8AAOSwq5dcbsgd

[Cavcraft]

Not as perfect as may first appear, but by God there cannot be a better car on eBay at the moment for £15,000. 

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Stunning-Mercedes-1965-W111-220SEBC-Coupe-Automatic-Black-Pillarless-Leather/223412521684?hash=item34046c8ad4:g:NbMAAOSwroJcbsEQ

[Cavcraft]

Look at those arches, FFS!

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/rolls-royce-silver-spirit/163551269480?hash=item26146a5268:g:IgAAAOSw9ZtcavkP

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SIERRA-1-8-LX-CVH-RED-ESTATE-MK2/223412464677?hash=item34046bac25:g:qoAAAOSwtx1cbrY2

[Cavcraft]

This looks suitably awful

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/lincoln-towncar-1992/273720052933?hash=item3fbafc8cc5:g:nC0AAOSw32lcbq9p

[Tadhg Tiogar]

A crappy old black dog with white feet. And a canine.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/mini-1000/143142203124?hash=item2153f0aef4:g:jS8AAOSwq5dcbsgd

 

Is the washing machine included?

[Cavcraft]

Time to re-think those flared arches

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rhd-two-owners-from-new-uk-rhd-volkswagen-notchback-restore-Barn-find-project-v5/292974149383?hash=item44369ebf07:g:i34AAOSwaK1cNpdB

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Austin-1300-GT/323703209028?hash=item4b5e36fc44:g:cXAAAOSwrndcbdEB

 

'We have been a family of ADO16 nuts ever since my dad bought a Mk1 MG 1100 by mistake about 30 years ago (he was supposed to be buying a Triumph Herald).'

[Sir Snipes]

 

Manual handbrake innit.

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2006-Renault-Laguna-EXTREME-PETROL-ONLY-77K-FULL-YEAR-MOT/132953203725

[Cavcraft]

Expectations

 

 

Reality

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-find-rare-bubble-micro-car-Champion-Kombi-restoration-project/153388095268?hash=item23b6a49724:g:Q1sAAOSwDBxb-vKK

 

It's fantastic, anyone who can knock 1/2 a Morris 1000 Traveller, 1/4 of a Beetle and 1/4 of a Spitfire aeroplane up into a car deserves full admiration.

[Cavcraft]

How ace would it be overtaking the rigger boot/piss palace boys in their restricted modern stuff in this?

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Classic-Vintage-Volvo-Tractor-Unit-1976/254134360887?hash=item3b2b969b37:g:tToAAOSwxDxcbr44

 

*Your fascinating* fact for the day: They look remarkably like the old P&O Roadtank colours, before they switched to dark blue, and the colour of those light blue ones  is a good match for an Olympic blue 1977 Ford Capri 1.3. 

[Cavcraft]

 

...and an artist's impression of it being driven in a .003mph wind

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Mercedes-307-D-Luton-Van-Spares-Repairs-Dry-storeage/192834016673?hash=item2ce5cd95a1:g:kqsAAOSwndBcXB9Q

 

Would genuinely love to drive that up the Horseshoe Pass, just for the LOLs.

[Cavcraft]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1983-TOYOTA-HILUX-4X4-MK-ONE-PICK-UP/183695009636?hash=item2ac5136764:g:takAAOSweTFcbUhT

 

'Special Rear Square Noon Std Boddy'

 

[Cavcraft]

Seller seems to have made it impossible to buy this because those wheels cannot be unseen.

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/GRIFFON-Kit-Car-Classic-Car-Project-Vauxhall-Viva-Based/173803454000?hash=item28777e3e30:g:JRAAAOSwAbxcAS9u:rk:25:pf:0

[Remspoor]

Time to re-think those flared arches

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rhd-two-owners-from-new-uk-rhd-volkswagen-notchback-restore-Barn-find-project-v5/292974149383?hash=item44369ebf07:g:i34AAOSwaK1cNpdB

From the advert:

One of the oldest Volkswagen notchback in red in existence

 

Getting desperate are we not?

and then goes on to say;

 

I would encourage you to view the car to fully understand the work and the dedication of time required to complete this project and because I like visitors, it brightens up my days.

 

 

Creepy

[alcyonecorporation]

Expectations

 

 

Reality

 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Barn-find-rare-bubble-micro-car-Champion-Kombi-restoration-project/153388095268?hash=item23b6a49724:g:Q1sAAOSwDBxb-vKK

 

It's fantastic, anyone who can knock 1/2 a Morris 1000 Traveller, 1/4 of a Beetle and 1/4 of a Spitfire aeroplane up into a car deserves full admiration.

 

'big room vehicle' LOL 

[Tadhg Tiogar]

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1971-Austin-1300-GT/323703209028?hash=item4b5e36fc44:g:cXAAAOSwrndcbdEB

 

'We have been a family of ADO16 nuts ever since my dad bought a Mk1 MG 1100 by mistake about 30 years ago (he was supposed to be buying a Triumph Herald).'

 

 

 

"...Our mum has never been a particularly adventurous driver, I don’t think she has ever been on a motorway. Since her first MG 1100 thirty years ago she has never driven anything other than an 1100 and has had a number of them...."

 

Yes, 'tis not like she's had much of a choice given that her spouse and children are ADO16 nuts. Bet she secretly yearns for something normal, like a ......oh hang on....

[Cavcraft]

One man's ADO is another man's Corsa.