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Conrad D. Conelrad Rank: Lancia Gamma

Conrad D. Conelrad

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Wonder how long it would take to cut up that Continental spare kit and flush it down a toilet. Preferably the seller's toilet. 

 

"Are you alright in there? You've flushed 65 times"

*sound of battery grinder powering down* "Yeah, sorry, dicky tummy. I'll be out to sign the V5 in a second"

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LHD-Cadillac-sedan-deville-Great-American-car-Can-use-as-wedding-car-Need-tlc/282834528925

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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inglish iznt his furst langwige......what is a section 21??? 

 

Quote "e of pushing thHere is my Ducati I got this late last year I swapped it for my Ktm and was goin to have it for summer but I have just been given a section 21 and and only got 2 weeks to leve we are moving in to a flat on 2nd floor so I'm forced to sell my bike witch I would rather not but I don't want to left in a open street to be get stolen the bike it's self is in good con had the Usual scratches here and there but not really bad engine runs sweet goes through every gear as  it should engine is solid and sound well no knocking or banging I did take the bike for MOT and failed on fourth and one front brakes are binding to indicator on nearside  not working but it's just a case  bullet connector back in and the headstock bearings are Gone notchyI do have  A brand-new set of headstock bearings with it just not had the time to fit them and take it back due to the move had been brought forward anything you would like to know about the bike just inbox me and asked for number tires o brand-new set of headstock bearings with it just not had time to fit them and take it back due to the move had been brought forward anything you like to know about the bike just inbox me and asked for number !  The tires on it are are in mint condition chain and sprocket  Neely new Nothing bad  can say about the bat really It's only done 18,000 miles" 

 

https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ducati-MultiStrada-620-2006-make-me-a-offer-on-it/232661603374?hash=item362bb6542e:g:TeUAAOSwItJaf5W8

 

It means he's been served an eviction notice to quit the property he rents.

 

Amazing that he knows that bit, but not how to spell basic words.

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'For sale US.$5000 ( 3615 GBP)' 

 

​'Abandoned lorries past and present' on Facebook. It's not known if it runs and there's the small* collection issue of being in the US of America States.   

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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'I'm just going to give you a small jab up your arse, you won't feel a thing...'

 

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'There we go old boy, you go to sleep now, it's for the best...'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Frogeye-Sprite-Shell-Import-1958-Barn-Find/183070910595?hash=item2a9fe06883:g:NAsAAOSwdTJagYzA

 

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1988-ford-sierra-sapphire-gl-2-0-pinto-spares-or-repairs-barn-find-project/162899781419?hash=item25ed95672b:g:yqQAAOSwZfNaghrk

 

'please be advised this is not a new car' 

 

​Please be advised that unless my computer has mysteriously gone back 30 years to a time when it or ebay wasn't even invented, I'd fucking realised that. Thank you.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Fit looking 820 going to auction

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1999-Rover-820i-Saloon-Only-18179-Miles-Nightfire-Red-Metallic-Stone-Interior/132503131260?hash=item1ed9cd547c:g:KeMAAOSwZrhaggfJ

 

 

'Originally sold to Penfold from Ben Folds Five who used it to visit his Aunt Fanny's fruit and veg stall in Wanskby-on-the_wold etc, etc etc'

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

Rot Rod Jon

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'I'm just going to give you a small jab up your arse, you won't feel a thing...'

 

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'There we go old boy, you go to sleep now, it's for the best...'

 

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https://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Healey-Frogeye-Sprite-Shell-Import-1958-Barn-Find/183070910595?hash=item2a9fe06883:g:NAsAAOSwdTJagYzA

 

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Urgh! a Sprog Eyed Shite. Best one of these I ever saw was turned into a Gasser.

Rot Rod Jon Rank Morris Ital

Rot Rod Jon

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Urgh! a Sprog Eyed Shite. Best one of these I ever saw was turned into a Gasser.

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somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

somewhatfoolish

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The last Schwimmwagen I saw changing hands did so for 90,000 Euros. It was a wreck.

Entry level German WWII stuff is the BMW R75 and the Kübelwagen, useable examples of which can already be had in the 60-80,000 Euro bracket.

So you must be very, very rich.

The impecunious wishing to combine the R75 experience with learning to hate Joe Stalin can buy a Ural or Dnieper. Sidecars with machine guns optional.
Tadhg Tiogar Rank: Talbot Tagora

Tadhg Tiogar

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Pics were taken in Zubrovnikia...that special country that only exists in Mission Impossible[/size]

...or possibly Krakhovia (The Terminal) or even the Republic of Zubrowka (Grand Budapest Hotel)

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