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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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WTF? I didn't even know you could run diesels on LPG, and a (very) quick internet check seems to show it's probably not that clever anyway.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

spartacus

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It's not really running it, usually a small amount is introduced in order to aid and provide a more complete combustion.

Other more scientific and accurate explanations are available.

It's one of those things that I can't help feeling if it was that good, a manufacturer would have started doing it.

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Oh, is this the way they say the fuschia's meant to feel?
Or just a badly painted LDV standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand who'd bid on this pile of jizz
Evening after consuming a mountain's height E's and wiz
 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-minibus-/322806413017?hash=item4b28c2f6d9:g:0U0AAOSw2oJZ1PQs

 

Oh, in the middle of the night
when you need a shite, but then tomorrow morning

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-Campervan-Conversion-/162695712956?hash=item25e16b90bc:g:~REAAOSw6HJZ0qdC

 

Oh, oh, then you come down, oh

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Maxus-3-5t-120-LWB-Panel-Van-FOR-SPARES-REPAIRS-/172895366606?hash=item28415dedce:g:jhcAAOSwyWZZUQOP

 

Oh yeah, the pirate radio told us what was going down
Got the semi-skimmed and the eggs from some fucked up bloke in Preston Town
 

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Oh, and no-one seems to know exactly where it is
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's and coke
which we scored off some geezer who's a welding bloke 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Milkfloat-transit-2-4-tddi-engine-drives-perfect-long-mot-ready-to-use-/272879656149?hash=item3f88e51cd5:g:0NoAAOSwOKVZ2oJC

 

And this grows and grows and grows and grows
And you want to call your mother
And say "mother, I can never return home whence
'Cause I seem to have made my roller door out of a B&Q fence
Somewhere in a field in Taunton all right"

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-LDV-400-CONVOY-D-SWB-Campervan-Spares-or-Repair-/292277902503?hash=item440d1edca7:g:49AAAOSwPO5Z0lyy

 

Oh, what if you never come down?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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 Hi msg'd the chap to let him know that Japan and Malaysia are different countries and it should be the only import at the time.....

 

Your correction can haz worked!

 

He has corrected with 

 

This is probable the last opportunity to acquire one of the most successful Malaysian exports using Mitsubishi engines and parts from Japan.

 

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mercrocker Rank: Isuzu Florian

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Awesome-1963-Studebaker-Lark-wagonaire-surf-wagon-RARE-P-X-/172910221289?hash=item28424097e9:g:gNgAAOSwKZ5ZxVtY 

 

 

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Always fancied one of these.    However.....

 

 

giving the car a great stance and an awesome look

 

 looks awesome.

 

 swap for a classic VW  

 

 

 

 

Why can't people leave stuff like this alone? 

 

 

Verdict - 

 

 

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320touring Rank: Talbot Tagora

320touring

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I wouldn't mind one of these 150bhp astra vans with a remap, bet you could upset some people good and proper.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Vauxhall-Astra-van-150-sportiff-xpack-/272869885139?hash=item3f885004d3:g:XzYAAOSwtitZ0QJq

 

 

Must of crashed it on the production line.

 

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They are pretty smart looking for a van.

I remember being at York Dragstrip in my 320i e30 years ago, running in the sub 2.0 class and I was 12th out of 12.

 

One of these showed up, with a remap, and I was 13 out of 13, with a 2 second gap. Was running mid 15s iirc, or about the same as a stock 260bhp LS400

Timewaster Rank: Isuzu Florian

Timewaster

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What the hell does a computer virus have to do with en eBay listing?

The scammers got a Web cam video of him with his knob out and now he has to pay them £££££ not to email it to his mum.

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