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cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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"drive anywhere used daily will need front shock absorbers soon viewing welcome rotherham southyorkshire"

 

∆∆∆ Remark from the above Morris Oxford description. Does he not realise that Farinas are supposed to bob up and down like a turd on the sea?

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New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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If you add up the insurance, and Tax and petrol consumption and cost of repairs, it probably isn't more than the cheapest new lease on the shittest of shit cars. Man maths can justify it.

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lesapandre Rank: Talbot Tagora

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Interesting Escort van. This was ex-AA so probably worth restoring to AA livery by someone. Be rare I'd think.

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JeeExEll Rank: Lancia Gamma

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^^ A few months ago we sold some surplus furniture and stuff on Gumtree and found it impossible to delete a couple of pics which we uploaded by mistake. Ended up cancelling the ad and starting all over again.

Maybe their system wasn't working properly that day but I can understand how someone could post unsatisfactory pics by mistake on Gumtree then get fucked off trying to fix it.

 

Still, we sold a load of shite for £££ to some Irish bloke with a rented van.

somewhatfoolish Rank: Talbot Tagora

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it is only 75 feet long, i wonder what it weighs??

According to internetz rail-lickers a Mk3 buffet TRUB weighs 36 tonnes.

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srad34 Rank: BL Wedge

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Proton 1.5 SL mpi saloon car, 21125 miles from new

 

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"This is probable the last opportunity to acquire one of the most successful japanese imports of that time."

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Proton-1-5-SL-mpi-saloon-car-21125-miles-from-new/263252384269?hash=item3d4b109a0d%3Ag%3AUoMAAOSwouNZy7q~

 Hi msg'd the chap to let him know that Japan and Malaysia are different countries and it should be the only import at the time.....

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

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WTF? I didn't even know you could run diesels on LPG, and a (very) quick internet check seems to show it's probably not that clever anyway.

spartacus Rank: Renault 16

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It's not really running it, usually a small amount is introduced in order to aid and provide a more complete combustion.

Other more scientific and accurate explanations are available.

It's one of those things that I can't help feeling if it was that good, a manufacturer would have started doing it.

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Oh, is this the way they say the fuschia's meant to feel?
Or just a badly painted LDV standing in a field?
And I don't quite understand who'd bid on this pile of jizz
Evening after consuming a mountain's height E's and wiz
 

 

 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-minibus-/322806413017?hash=item4b28c2f6d9:g:0U0AAOSw2oJZ1PQs

 

Oh, in the middle of the night
when you need a shite, but then tomorrow morning

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Convoy-Campervan-Conversion-/162695712956?hash=item25e16b90bc:g:~REAAOSw6HJZ0qdC

 

Oh, oh, then you come down, oh

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Maxus-3-5t-120-LWB-Panel-Van-FOR-SPARES-REPAIRS-/172895366606?hash=item28415dedce:g:jhcAAOSwyWZZUQOP

 

Oh yeah, the pirate radio told us what was going down
Got the semi-skimmed and the eggs from some fucked up bloke in Preston Town
 

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Oh, and no-one seems to know exactly where it is
But that's okay 'cause we're all sorted out for E's and coke
which we scored off some geezer who's a welding bloke 

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-Milkfloat-transit-2-4-tddi-engine-drives-perfect-long-mot-ready-to-use-/272879656149?hash=item3f88e51cd5:g:0NoAAOSwOKVZ2oJC

 

And this grows and grows and grows and grows
And you want to call your mother
And say "mother, I can never return home whence
'Cause I seem to have made my roller door out of a B&Q fence
Somewhere in a field in Taunton all right"

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/2002-LDV-400-CONVOY-D-SWB-Campervan-Spares-or-Repair-/292277902503?hash=item440d1edca7:g:49AAAOSwPO5Z0lyy

 

Oh, what if you never come down?

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