eBay tat volume 3.

[Cavcraft]

1.3!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-1300cc-year-1980-/263247983563?hash=item3d4acd73cb:g:SGEAAOSwOudZ1nm7

 

Sack those wheels off and pray it doesn't fall into the hands of a 3.0S ringer.

[eddyramrod]

OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMG that Mercury is lush!

[Disco Fever]

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/1986-C-FORD-FIESTA-XR2-1-6-BLACK-BARN-FIND-SPARES-OR-REPAIR-/232513322467?hash=item3622dfbde3:g:D8QAAOSwLApZxXcM

 

 

 

 

 

Laid up for 20 years but looking sharp.

[wuvvum]

MOT exempt, &c.

 

 

Seriously, look at the fucking 2s. 8d. of this thing!

 

 

 

Yours for only 500 quid.

[cros]

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-Dodge-Spacevan-full-MOT-registered-as-a-camper-van-but-not-converted/222668486619?hash=item33d81377db%3Ag%3ATLUAAOSwvtlZ095Y

 

Back in the day, they all looked like this, even when about 23 hours old.

I once drove the Perkins 4108 engined version and it was like having Motorhead in the cab with you.

[cros]

I'd do that Minor van if it'd had the small back windows.

[eddyramrod]

MOT exempt, &c.

 

 

Seriously, look at the fucking 2s. 8d. of this thing!

 

 

 

Yours for only 500 quid.

I wouldn't take that away if they paid me £500 and included the Transit!

[Felly Magic]

Ringadingading

[MorrisItalSLX]

1986 Leyland Tiger

 

 

I wonder if this will fit in my driveway?

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1986-Leyland-Tiger-Bus-/222663999010?hash=item33d7cefe22:g:eWkAAOSwrFJZyCnh

[MorrisItalSLX]

1988 Denning Double Decker

 

 

This, unfortunately, will not fit in my driveway.

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1988-DENNING-DOUBLE-DECKER-COACH-ALISON-AUTOMATIC-MODEL-BOO10-WITH-A-DETROIT-EN-/302474987358?hash=item466cea075e:g:aWcAAOSwjKFZS158

[M'coli]

Not kitcar (apparently built from all new parts and registered as such), and perhaps not shite either, but still rather nice.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/122740708685

[Junkman]

Looks like Bing Bong farted on it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-minibus/322806413017

[oldcars]

Shpock is effing awful, dreadful to try and navigate and even more bellends than Gumtree. Have shut my account on there. 

Photo, chat, feck off. 

[Sir Snipes]

1.3!

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Ford-Capri-1300cc-year-1980-/263247983563?hash=item3d4acd73cb:g:SGEAAOSwOudZ1nm7

 

Sack those wheels off and pray it doesn't fall into the hands of a 3.0S ringer.

Would be that be the same weezy OHV as my 1.3 Fiesta? Hope so, as it’s only really “adequate” in my car! It must be fantastic* in a Capri.

[JeeExEll]

MOT exempt, &c.

 

 

Seriously, look at the fucking 2s. 8d. of this thing!

 

 

 

Yours for only 500 quid.

Add a roofrack and pineapple, yo.

No MOT required. Genuine patina. Rat luk.

 

A roofrack might help hold it together. A bit.

[lesapandre]

Might have a bid on this

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Trafic-minibus-hightop-4x4-Just-49677-miles/142528288133?hash=item212f591585%3Ag%3AqzgAAOSwcC5Z1SeZ

 

 

'used a dozen or so times a year to go on shoots'

 

 

Shove it up your arse.

 Be   a F**C**R

[M'coli]

Would be that be the same weezy OHV as my 1.3 Fiesta? Hope so, as it’s only really “adequate” in my car! It must be fantastic* in a Capri.

Not quite - Capri will have the original Kent crossflow engine, the Fiesta the later Valencia (unless it's an early Fiesta!), which I believe is a good bit shorter to fit the transverse engine bay.

[lesapandre]

Autoshite Truck Racing LTD, for all your smoking your neighbours needs

 

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Volvo-F10/232511843661?hash=item3622c92d4d%3Ag%3AZCYAAOSwO3FZ1Les

Looking a the neighbours houses and gardens - I bet they'd club together to give you the money to buy it and drive away...

[lesapandre]

Looks like Bing Bong farted on it.

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/LDV-minibus/322806413017

Needs  a Dooby Doo outfit to drive it in - then you could go off and solve crimes - try turning up at a local crime scene

[lesapandre]

What a car. This on here is as trendy as owning an Iphone 8 down at the youth club.

 

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Austin-Allegro-Estate-in-Russett-Brown-1979-/142529205890?hash=item212f671682:g:fIYAAOSwtptZ1mKS

AKA The Baby-Hearse...

[Cheggers]

Be a F**C**R

OK, I give up, what's a F**C**R?

 

 

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[MorrisItalSLX]

1985 Toyota Landcruiser

 

 

Posted just for the Autoshite livery

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Landcruiser-1985/SSE-AD-4988653/?Cr=109

[3VOM]

1988 Denning Double Decker

 

 

This, unfortunately, will not fit in my driveway.

 

http://www.ebay.com.au/itm/1988-DENNING-DOUBLE-DECKER-COACH-ALISON-AUTOMATIC-MODEL-BOO10-WITH-A-DETROIT-EN-/302474987358?hash=item466cea075e:g:aWcAAOSwjKFZS158

Is that a bus with a Roo Bar?

[lesapandre]

OK, I give up, what's a F**C**R?

 

 

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Will that be a constanant or a vowel?

[lesapandre]

Constanant Richard ...FU*KER

[Cheggers]

Ah, a dyslexic fucker.

 

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[Mr_Bo11ox]

"FUUCKER"

[lesapandre]

1985 Toyota Landcruiser

 

 

Posted just for the Autoshite livery

 

https://www.carsales.com.au/private/details/Toyota-Landcruiser-1985/SSE-AD-4988653/?Cr=109

About £3000 - seems good value.

[MorrisItalSLX]

Is that a bus with a Roo Bar?

 

Yes, yes it is.

 

It appears to have been used in the outback judging by "Ayers Rock" being on the destination board, hence the roo bar being necessary.

[Wack]

I'm really having to keep my hand off the phone as I have no need of a 3.2 jaguar but this looks really nice for £1500

 

https://www.pistonheads.com/classifieds/used-cars/jaguar/xj/jaguar-xj-3-2-xj6-4dr/7809583