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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Given the crashworthiness of the half arsed shite we are driving and the driving skillz of the average Englander, I can see a significant dip in the membership numbers of this forum happening in the not too distant future, or what?

 

 

 

From my perspective, I could have posted the BYD Flyer and the Izh Fabula straight into the cars I never knew existed thread, so I googled them.

 

The BYD Flyer strikes me as a solution for the transport requirement not being served since the Renault 4, with the added bonus of three cylinder powah, and the Izh is a 4.05m long and 1.66m wide estate with RWD. So in essence, they are exactly the cars the demise of which we moan in countless threads here.

 

Needless to say that the BYD Flyer has meanwhile been replaced with the usual gopping good for nothing rubbish:

 

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They aptly named* it F. O. which nicely sums up all it can do for me, thank you very much.

But the first roadworthy Flyer cropping up on eBay UK outside Lincolnshire is mine.

 

Needless to mention that since yesterday evening I'm longing for a plum coloured Izh Fabula.

There even was a Streetwise version:

 

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Chinese clone of the Aygo/C1 etc

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Didn't know about this Doctor Spock website. Seems you get the same clientele as Gumtree though:

 

Debbie T.: Would you be willing to take the balance in an agreed amount of payments? Of course yourself keeping the log book until you receive the final payment? Its a strange one I know, but due to a failed joint business attempt 2 yrs ago I cant get credit..... Plus I had a company car for the last 8 yrs in a Fleet and Business Specialist role for Peugeot until recently, so desperate for a car. I am willing to negoitiate a higher price (within reason) for your trouble.

 

Oh aye no worries love. My Dad actually did this when he had his garage for an old boy on an early MK2 Cavalier back in the 80's. Think it was £2000 so he paid £100 a month for 20 months. Pain in the bum but he did pay up in full to be fair.

 

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https://en.shpock.com/i/Wag19FfIj1QiHBiw/

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shpock is effing awful, dreadful to try and navigate and even more bellends than Gumtree. Have shut my account on there. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Might have a bid on this

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Trafic-minibus-hightop-4x4-Just-49677-miles/142528288133?hash=item212f591585%3Ag%3AqzgAAOSwcC5Z1SeZ

 

 

'used a dozen or so times a year to go on shoots'

 

 

Shove it up your arse.

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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They aptly named* it F. O. which nicely sums up all it can do for me, thank you very much.

But the first roadworthy Flyer cropping up on eBay UK outside Lincolnshire is mine.

Your lose Junkman, Kamil say plenty room sister and livestock 'sleep' in back.
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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Commer-Dodge-Spacevan-full-MOT-registered-as-a-camper-van-but-not-converted/222668486619?hash=item33d81377db%3Ag%3ATLUAAOSwvtlZ095Y

 

Back in the day, they all looked like this, even when about 23 hours old.

New POD Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

New POD

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My sister sold a beige 180K mile base Y reg dangly wing mirrored 1.6 sierra estate to someone in her church who was desperate for a car and couldn't get credit. In about 1995. £50 a month for 10 months.

 

That's not very Christian is it?

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Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Jesus saved.

robinmasters Rank: Renault 16

robinmasters

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As HH-R has said its Honda under the bonnet of this one being an auto and is a minute walk from Bexhill train station up the hill.

 

Round the corner from the rusty-Merc-behind-a-fence? 

eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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OhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhMG that Mercury is lush!

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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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MOT exempt, &c.

 

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Seriously, look at the fucking 2s. 8d. of this thing!

 

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Yours for only 500 quid. :shock:

I wouldn't take that away if they paid me £500 and included the Transit!

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Ringadingading

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