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oldcars Rank: Lancia Gamma

oldcars

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“IN A RARE PROFESSIONAL BLUE AND SILVER PAINT JOB ”

 

No, this is an accident damaged car with replacement panels from the nearest blue ZF you could get your grubby mitts on.

Touch me

How can it be

Believe me

The sun always shines on my duo tone MG

Hold me

Close to your heart

Touch me

And give all your love to me

To me

  • somewhatfoolish, flat4alfa and Rave
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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Good gawd, given the crashworthiness of Chinese cars and the driving skillz of the average kulak, I can see a significant dip in the Russian population happening in the not too distant future.

 

Given the crashworthiness of the half arsed shite we are driving and the driving skillz of the average Englander, I can see a significant dip in the membership numbers of this forum happening in the not too distant future, or what?

 

 

 

From my perspective, I could have posted the BYD Flyer and the Izh Fabula straight into the cars I never knew existed thread, so I googled them.

 

The BYD Flyer strikes me as a solution for the transport requirement not being served since the Renault 4, with the added bonus of three cylinder powah, and the Izh is a 4.05m long and 1.66m wide estate with RWD. So in essence, they are exactly the cars the demise of which we moan in countless threads here.

 

Needless to say that the BYD Flyer has meanwhile been replaced with the usual gopping good for nothing rubbish:

 

1024px-BYD_F0_facelift_Auto_China_2014-0

 

They aptly named* it F. O. which nicely sums up all it can do for me, thank you very much.

But the first roadworthy Flyer cropping up on eBay UK outside Lincolnshire is mine.

 

Needless to mention that since yesterday evening I'm longing for a plum coloured Izh Fabula.

There even was a Streetwise version:

 

izh-fabula_843c2.jpg

Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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My word, a proper AMC Eagle

 

 

 

Not sure for almost four bags though

 

 

What would you consider an adequate sum?

flat4alfa Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

flat4alfa

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Two bags but that's only because I'm blinged by the wheels

Cheggers Rank: Lancia Gamma

Cheggers

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The thought of shagging her in that is enough to turn a man

 

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  • cros, Aston Martin and nacho man
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strangeangel Rank: Lancia Gamma

strangeangel

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Auto 205s are supposed to be decent, they use a 1.6 engine so aren't saddled with tragic performance like a lot of small autos.

 

Having owned one I would concur. I don't really like automatic cars, but I did enjoy that one.

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egg Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

egg

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Apparently (i.e. I looked at wiki), those late Anadols were rare and unpopular new. So that is quite the 100/100 shite points

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Felly Magic Rank: Isuzu Florian

Felly Magic

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Given the crashworthiness of the half arsed shite we are driving and the driving skillz of the average Englander, I can see a significant dip in the membership numbers of this forum happening in the not too distant future, or what?

 

 

 

From my perspective, I could have posted the BYD Flyer and the Izh Fabula straight into the cars I never knew existed thread, so I googled them.

 

The BYD Flyer strikes me as a solution for the transport requirement not being served since the Renault 4, with the added bonus of three cylinder powah, and the Izh is a 4.05m long and 1.66m wide estate with RWD. So in essence, they are exactly the cars the demise of which we moan in countless threads here.

 

Needless to say that the BYD Flyer has meanwhile been replaced with the usual gopping good for nothing rubbish:

 

1024px-BYD_F0_facelift_Auto_China_2014-0

 

They aptly named* it F. O. which nicely sums up all it can do for me, thank you very much.

But the first roadworthy Flyer cropping up on eBay UK outside Lincolnshire is mine.

 

Needless to mention that since yesterday evening I'm longing for a plum coloured Izh Fabula.

There even was a Streetwise version:

 

izh-fabula_843c2.jpg

Chinese clone of the Aygo/C1 etc

Hertz Rank: Lancia Gamma

Hertz

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Didn't know about this Doctor Spock website. Seems you get the same clientele as Gumtree though:

 

Debbie T.: Would you be willing to take the balance in an agreed amount of payments? Of course yourself keeping the log book until you receive the final payment? Its a strange one I know, but due to a failed joint business attempt 2 yrs ago I cant get credit..... Plus I had a company car for the last 8 yrs in a Fleet and Business Specialist role for Peugeot until recently, so desperate for a car. I am willing to negoitiate a higher price (within reason) for your trouble.

 

Oh aye no worries love. My Dad actually did this when he had his garage for an old boy on an early MK2 Cavalier back in the 80's. Think it was £2000 so he paid £100 a month for 20 months. Pain in the bum but he did pay up in full to be fair.

 

Renault-Clio-sport-2-0.jpg

 

https://en.shpock.com/i/Wag19FfIj1QiHBiw/

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Shpock is effing awful, dreadful to try and navigate and even more bellends than Gumtree. Have shut my account on there. 

Cavcraft Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Cavcraft

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Might have a bid on this

 

s-l1600.jpg

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Renault-Trafic-minibus-hightop-4x4-Just-49677-miles/142528288133?hash=item212f591585%3Ag%3AqzgAAOSwcC5Z1SeZ

 

 

'used a dozen or so times a year to go on shoots'

 

 

Shove it up your arse.

cros Rank: Renault 16

cros

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They aptly named* it F. O. which nicely sums up all it can do for me, thank you very much.

But the first roadworthy Flyer cropping up on eBay UK outside Lincolnshire is mine.

Your lose Junkman, Kamil say plenty room sister and livestock 'sleep' in back.
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