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UltraWomble Rank: Talbot Tagora

UltraWomble

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/fiat-doblo-/263243525652?hash=item3d4a896e14:g:9O4AAOSwhjdZ02A5

 

 

It never failed. I do not need a big car anymore, so I sell it. Car in great condition.

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Reason(s) for failure
  • Offside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Nearside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Offside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Gearbox mounting defective lower gearbox stabiliser mount has a worn rubber bush ()
  • Exhaust has a minor leak of exhaust gases rear silencer pipe has a small hole (7.1.2)
  • Nearside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush (2.4.G.2)
  • Offside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush (2.4.G.2)
  • Nearside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Offside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Rear brakes are noisy/squealing in use
 
Date tested8 March 2016 FAIL
Mileage85,110 miles
MOT test number5795 8064 2680
Test locationAUTOBASE
CHURCH GREEN
MARDEN
TN12 9HR
Reason(s) for failure
  • Nearside Rear Registration plate lamp not working (1.1.C.1d)
Advisory notice item(s)
  • offside of the windscreen has slight scratching, possibly caused by a defective wiper blade
  • Windscreen has damage to an area less than a 40mm circle outside zone 'A' (8.3.1d)
  • Nearside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Offside Rear Direction indicator slightly discoloured (1.4.A.2f)
  • Offside Front Tyre worn close to the legal limit close to legal limit due to VERY heavy wear on the inner shoulder (4.1.E.1)
  • Nearside Front tyre is wearing heavily on the inner and outer shoulders
  • Nearside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush, upper limit of acceptable play (2.4.G.2)
  • Offside Rear Anti-roll bar has slight play in a pin/bush inner bush, upper limit of acceptable play (2.4.G.2)
  • Nearside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Offside Rear Shock absorber has a slightly worn bush upper bush (2.7.4)
  • Front Brakes imbalanced requirements only just met. It would appear that the braking system requires adjustment or repair. 27% imbalance (3.7.B.5b)

 
 
wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Being broken unfortunately, but he might be persuaded to sell the whole thing - I can't see there being a huge demand for parts for these (apart from MV owners looking to upgrade their mechanicals perhaps).

 

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  • UltraWomble, Exiled_Tat_Gatherer, Cavcraft and 3 others
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wuvvum Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

wuvvum

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Here's another rare Subaru.  I remember sitting in one of these at the motor show in about 1993, but I don't think I've ever seen one on the road.

 

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  • egg and Aston Martin
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Junkman Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

Junkman

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This is just fucking brilliant.

I haven't seen a heap of shite this mongtarded in all my life!

 

And behold this:

 

SWOP,PX,Motorbike,Motorcycle,Cash,no car Swop,car,jet ski,modified,convertible,

 

I couldn't bloody WAIT to SWOP anything remotely sellable I might have in my stash for this terminally hopeless piece of Pikey wank.

 

£2000 spent on wrap

 

£4000 spent on crack, otherwise £2000 wouldn't have been spent on gopping sticky foil,

now dosh required urgently to fend off my pusher's encashment Vladimirs.

 

 

WOW AN AMAZING LOOKING CAR THAT STANDS OUT FROM THE REST IF YOU WANT ATTENTION THEN THIS IS THE CAR FOR YOU

 

Unique investment opportunity, value can only go up.

 

 

Holy.

Fucking.

Shit.

 

It'll take a long time to beat this ocean going monad.

BorniteIdentity Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

BorniteIdentity

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In the words of R. Kelly

 

"BRING YOUR BODY HERE...."

 

(It's also 12 years old, so he'd probably be quite interested...)

 

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  • NorfolkNWeigh, Rusty_Rocket, jumpingjehovahs and 6 others
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Vince70 Rank: Renault 16

Vince70

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As HH-R has said its Honda under the bonnet of this one being an auto and is a minute walk from Bexhill train station up the hill.

Snipes Rank: Lancia Gamma

Snipes

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As HH-R has said its Honda under the bonnet of this one being an auto and is a minute walk from Bexhill train station up the hill.

I thought fat they were all Ks by the time they went bubble shape?

bramz7 Rank: Lancia Gamma

bramz7

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I keep being told that that particular car isn't as slow as people think it is and that it's quite a relaxing cruiser. Still wouldn't though.

  • Jerzy Woking and RobT
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Vince70 Rank: Renault 16

Vince70

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From what I’ve seen on Rover licker forums all autos used the Honda engine as it also had a Honda gearbox till it was given a refresh and given the 45 badge.

RobT Rank: Lancia Gamma

RobT

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Beige Cloth interior, Metallic Beige

 

Plus bonus giffer trinket front fogs, all for £250.

 

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http://www.autotrader.co.uk/classified/advert/201710039914740?onesearchad=Used&onesearchad=Nearly%20New&onesearchad=New&radius=80&postcode=sw97qe&price-to=500&advertising-location=at_cars&year-to=2000&price-from=0&sort=year-desc&page=31

 

Too many pedals mind, so you can't have everything.

dougiefourspeed Rank: Austin Maxi

dougiefourspeed

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Aye. All 416 autos have D16 POWAH. Bexhill is shite Mecca.

 

 

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adw1977 Rank: Renault 16

adw1977

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SUPERB PEUGEOT 309

 

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/SUPERB-PEUGEOT-309/112588042208?_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIM.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D45ebc2d39130487da822cb922596bdb0%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D2%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D122738645765&_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851

Seller says:

 

"The car interior is immaculate (please see the photos of the seat upholstery) and honestly, it is completely unblemished and looks like it has come straight from the showroom.  

The door cards are in exactly the same immaculate condition and sitting in this original car and getting behind the wheel takes you back in time to what 
Outside, the car is fantastic with all the original paintwork and just a couple of earned dints which are hardly noticeable.  
The car sports a manual choke drives like a dream not missing a beat."
 
However, DVLA say:
 

✗ No MOT Expired: 09 October 2016

 

 

Advisory notice item(s)

  • Nearside Front coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Offside Front coil spring corroded (2.4.C.1b)
  • Rear Sub-frame corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • Nearside Front Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • Offside Front Suspension arm corroded but not seriously weakened (2.4.G.1)
  • srad34, michael t and Bamboocarman
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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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fuck my boots

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Rover-3500-P6-V8-30k-mile-Survivor-12-Months-MoT-Drive-away-/302420182605?hash=item4669a5c64d:g:EtEAAOSw71xZl0xo

 

That is one fuck off expensive paint job! cant see anything else done

 

ah over processed photos should do the trick :( Look at the paint reflection on the drivers door? doesnt even look the same colour as the rear door

 

Very nice but not 13 bags nice :D

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