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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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The seller is saying nothing about owning Hitlers piano and does not appear to be on hallucinogenic drugs. 0.5/10

  • Cheggers and pompei
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eddyramrod Rank: Matra Rancho towing a Tagora

eddyramrod

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Am I living in 1995 or something?  How fucking much??????

HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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"Friggin ell Dave, that car you nicked, its only belongs to Postman fuckin Pat dunit! He's got Mrs Goggins on the case she'll tear ya a new one!"

 

"Nay worries pal, I'll just splat some emulsion on it and whack it on ebay"

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/whitby-warrior-mini-based-kit-car-rare-classic-car-moke-or-scamp-type-no-reserve-/381952195099

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/classic-reliant-robin-the-ultimate-advertising-tool-/122338086740

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the ultimate advertising tool

 

I am pretty sure if Sacchi and Sacchi peruse the Ebay tat thread of Autoshite, this will be sold in no time and will be on QVC selling poor quality jewelry in the blink on an eye.

 

Speaking of QVC, google Deborah Ann Gaetano. You will not be disappointed. 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Well i'll go t'foot o'our stairs

 

Argocat 8x8 with Magnum Kohler engine

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Argocat-8x8-with-Magnum-Kohler-engine/182432786238?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D39b71d0e6c7846faa64fd52f8f6cda3c%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D1%26rkt%3D6%26mehot%3Dpp%26sd%3D282322821053

 

Just needs Banana Splits onesies for the complete image

 

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richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Fiat-1500-Pininfarina-Cabriolet-1965-Californian-barn-find-/122342805275?hash=item1c7c330f1b:g:hBcAAOSw44BYl0RS

 

and why doesn't FIAT make stylish cars anymore?

 

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this one though is i suspect, as rough as a badgers arse!

 

if I had the spare cash I would be all over this like a fat kid in a sweet shop

 

etc etc

 

Oh and Mrs thestag would go fucking ape if she even though I was thinking about it!

richardthestag Rank: Renault 16

richardthestag

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Junkman to the burning beige courtesy phone please

 

Hopeless crap check

that even a mother would struggle to love check

horrific interior check

zero ncap rating check

Mix of alloys and steelies all shod in ditchfinders - check

V8 - nope but it is a v6

broken with little chance of being fixed check

seller will swap for a trailer check

Sold as rare because nobody bought it in its day

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/VERY-RARE-1991-OLDSMOBILE-TORONADO-TREFEO-PROJECT-3-8-V6-AUTO-PETROL-RESTO/162383372860?_trksid=p2047675.c100005.m1851&_trkparms=aid%3D222007%26algo%3DSIC.MBE%26ao%3D2%26asc%3D20140122125356%26meid%3D2d6be5612d75410da8288fc06d621e98%26pid%3D100005%26rk%3D3%26rkt%3D6%26sd%3D292021385564

 

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HillmanImp Rank: Talbot Matra Rancho

HillmanImp

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Look at this purple BX for sale:

 

http://www.ebay.co.uk/itm/Citroen-BX-Estate-1-9-Diesel-RHD-/351978049469

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Oh, its not purple, its a light grey. 

 

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Sorry dark grey

 

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Now its red:

 

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Where did this cunt come from and why is it blue?

 

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Dollywobblers magic bears turned it into a Talbot friggin' Alpine!

 

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Which is so hilariously bad its suddenly transformed into Les Dennis and Dustin Gee!

 

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SHIT THE FUCKIN' BED! I WANT THIS CAR!

 

 

 

has the odd age related mark

 

I'm ooot.

 

 

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